Good Quotes

[dartissimus]

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

[BritishBlitz87]

Once the internet was a place to get away from the world. Now the world is a place to get away from the internet.
-The Fiesty Cat

[andy_s]

"There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.”

Thomas Mann, The Magic Mountain

[dartissimus]

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government?
Apart from, say, the average voter.

[Semmelweiss]

“Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, And sae the Lord be thankit.”

Rabbie Burns

[cuprabob]

Semmelweiss said:

“Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, And sae the Lord be thankit.”

Rabbie Burns

Good timing

[kowalski655]

cuprabob said:

Semmelweiss said:

“Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, And sae the Lord be thankit.”

Rabbie Burns

Good timing

But dreadful poetry

[Jonboy_t]

“Where the fk do all these moths keep coming from?!”

- Thomas Edison

[Ilovejapcrap]

Anything by gene hunt =

https://www.navy-net.co.uk/community/threads/dci-g...

[Skyedriver]

Ilovejapcrap said:

Anything by gene hunt =

https://www.navy-net.co.uk/community/threads/dci-g...

[LordGrover]

[Tom_Spotley_When]

"The road to excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom. And I was on my way there in a Jag."

Anthony H Wilson - 24 Hour Party People.

[Notshortnottall]

"We trained hard ... but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization."

Charlton Ogburn / Gaius Petronius Arbiter (depending on which version of events you believe).

[MKM87]

'If I am, Death is not. If Death is, I am not.'

Full quote;

“Why should I fear death?
If I am, then death is not.
If Death is, then I am not.
Why should I fear that which can only exist when I do not?
Long time men lay oppressed with slavish fear.
Religious tyranny did domineer.
At length the mighty one of Greece
Began to assent the liberty of man.”

Epicurus

[dartissimus]

"All accountants are comedians, but not all comedians are accountants"

George Carmen, in defense of Ken Dodd.

[Nimby]

Oestrogen is the hormone that gives women the ability to not watch football.

- Dave Barry.

[dartissimus]

When a woman with experience meets a man with money, its the man who gets the experience and the woman who gets the money

[alisdairm]

I have high friends in places.

Written on my brothers T shirt, with cannabis leaf below.

[alisdairm]

In the Kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is King

Mark and Lard

[Pixelpeep Z4]

Sometimes in life, mans gotta spread his wings, to do his tings. init - Phoneshop