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diesel do said:
Not read the whole thread so apologies if already mentioned, but:
“Your God gave you two ears and one mouth. Use them in that proportion and you’ll not go far wrong.”
I remember an altercation at work when one person smugly told another "I see you have one mouth and two ears. I think that means you should talk less, and listen more." To which the other replied "I see you have one head and two legs. That means you should think less, and fk off."“Your God gave you two ears and one mouth. Use them in that proportion and you’ll not go far wrong.”
Doofus said:
I remember an altercation at work when one person smugly told another "I see you have one mouth and two ears. I think that means you should talk less, and listen more." To which the other replied "I see you have one head and two legs. That means you should think less, and fk off."
Quality DodgyGeezer said:
Doofus said:
I remember an altercation at work when one person smugly told another "I see you have one mouth and two ears. I think that means you should talk less, and listen more." To which the other replied "I see you have one head and two legs. That means you should think less, and fk off."
Quality Cliffe60 said:
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad .- Homer Simpson
I think we had a Simpson's thread - but my favorite Homer quote is (not quite as profound as the above):Lisa:
I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer:
Too bad we don't live on a farm.
Doofus said:
Trophy Husband said:
"It doesn't matter which model you get, they've all got the same chip in their head"
Danny Lancashire about women.
Who's Danny Lancashire?Danny Lancashire about women.
Steamer said:
I think we had a Simpson's thread - but my favorite Homer quote is (not quite as profound as the above):
Lisa:
I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer:
Too bad we don't live on a farm.
“24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!”Lisa:
I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer:
Too bad we don't live on a farm.
littleredrooster said:
Steamer said:
I think we had a Simpson's thread - but my favorite Homer quote is (not quite as profound as the above):
Lisa:
I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer:
Too bad we don't live on a farm.
“24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!”Lisa:
I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer:
Too bad we don't live on a farm.
littleredrooster said:
Steamer said:
I think we had a Simpson's thread - but my favorite Homer quote is (not quite as profound as the above):
Lisa:
I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer:
Too bad we don't live on a farm.
“24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!”Lisa:
I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer:
Too bad we don't live on a farm.
Homer: "No, son, this is the worst day of your life so far!"
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