Good Quotes

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Swift93 said:

“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.”

Soren Kierkegaard

It's easier to fool someone than convince them they have been fooled.

[andy_s]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Swift93 said:

“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.”

Soren Kierkegaard

It's easier to fool someone than convince them they have been fooled.

'Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'

G. Bush

[davhill]

"Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood...". Boris Johnson, 06/09/2021 © Wm. Shakespeare. Pity the French don't do brave.

[alisdairm]

Hamilton: My tyres are completely shot, they are never going to finish the race.
Bono: Lewis, Its the formation lap.

[Greg_D]

alisdairm said:

Hamilton: My tyres are completely shot, they are never going to finish the race.
Bono: Lewis, Its the formation lap.

2 laps later - fastest lap.....

[Pixelpeep 135]

The worst time to learn crisis management is during one.

[Steamer]

andy_s said:

'Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'

G. Bush

Seems a world away now - but he did come out with some classics:

[glenrobbo]

"Be excellent to one another, and party on dudes." - JaYB, who passed away on this day, 10th September, 2019

RIP.

[thebraketester]

One from a recent episode of the Off Menu podcast with Miriam Margolyes.

"Never let the sun set on a quarrel, and never be fked up the bum!"

[Milkyway63]

Doofus said:

Lee Mack:

"My wife and I always thought we wanted three kids, but now that we've got two, we've decided we only want one."

I’ve got triplets..... one of each.

[Trophy Husband]

Anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
The Buddha.

[vetrof]

glenrobbo said:

"Be excellent to one another, and party on dudes." - JaYB, who passed away on this day, 10th September, 2019

RIP.

Was his real name Bill or Ted?

[vaud]

alisdairm said:

Hamilton: My tyres are completely shot, they are never going to finish the race.
Bono: Lewis, Its the formation lap.

[dartissimus]

Love : a disease curable by marriage

[Esceptico]

Steamer said:

Seems a world away now - but he did come out with some classics:

Wasn’t is Dubya that said that the French don’t have a word for entrepreneur?

[Frimley111R]

Esceptico said:

Wasn’t is Dubya that said that the French don’t have a word for entrepreneur?

No, just internet 'fact'

[Milkyway63]

Monks;
Pits Radio: “ Lewis & Max have crashed”
Daniel: “OK... do you want the brake bias forward”
( can imagine a big grin on his face)

Murray Walker to Bernie Ecclestone about buying McLaren...
Bernie’s replied: “ I can’t remember buying McLaren”

Murray: “ He would be in the lead if it wasn’t for the other three in front of him”.

Edited by Milkyway63 on Wednesday 22 September 11:21

[dartissimus]

I plan to live forever or die trying