Opting out of Christmas

Opting out of Christmas

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Toaster

2,939 posts

194 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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prand said:
Ok, perhaps only about 1/4 way through the 80 bottles i had delivered last month (we've had a couple of big dos with friends so not just my wife and I drinking it) but I'm still worried I won't have enough come Christmas!

Looking on Amazon at what Bourbon/Brandy/Rum I'd like to treat myself now. I got some good deals on some Woodford Reserve Diplomatico and armanac last year.

Me? I get through the pain of Christmas by being completely plastered from 1 Dec to 1 Jan! xmashehe
Lol 80 bottles that would take me and the wife about 10 years to get through if your having 5 bottles a week think of your liver give it a Christmas present and stay dry in December

Brilad

595 posts

190 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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LordJammy said:
I love Christmas, it’s great to get everyone together and eat and drink and just have everyone around. When I seize power there’ll be a ban on anything to do with Christmas until December and then everyone can go wild. Christmas adverts started in September this year, by the time it actually gets here it’s not as exciting as you feel it should be. Also there’ll be a mandatory week off work for everyone.
You've got my vote!!!!

prand

5,916 posts

197 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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Toaster said:
Lol 80 bottles that would take me and the wife about 10 years to get through if your having 5 bottles a week think of your liver give it a Christmas present and stay dry in December

Yep, 5 bottles a week between us is about right. We may have a problem. I usually try and take it easy in the new year, but January only usually lasts 3 days smile

Some will be presents anyway, and some will be drunk by guests or when we take it to parties though. And then there is the beer, spirits, and gifts from nice people who know I'll never be a grumpy bd if they give me presents in liquid (or cheese, or food) form.




NoVetec

9,967 posts

174 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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I hope prand out of those 80 bottles there's at least one bottle of Amarone. biggrin

Proper winter wine IMO.

Brilad

595 posts

190 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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Shakermaker said:
I love Christmas but I'm already "down" about it this year, which I shouldn't be as I now have a daughter to spoil on the day, even though it'll be just before her 1st birthday and she won't have a clue what's going on.

Dunno why.
Similar thing happened to me when kids were very young. I think its normal. Just put a paper hat on her head and make a photo for her to see when she is 18.

One of the best Christmas photos I've got is my daughter aged 4, she knew it was a 'dressing up day', so dressed as a witch and fell asleep into her turkey.

prand

5,916 posts

197 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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NoVetec said:
I hope prand out of those 80 bottles there's at least one bottle of Amarone. biggrin

Proper winter wine IMO.
Yes for sure, there's some already in the house, including its little brother Ripasso and some old Barolo which usually gets an outing when the house has emptied, the fire is going and the cheese and snacks get rolled out.

Mostly this lot was french though; Mostly lighter red from a great good value small wine supplier Calmel & Joseph who focusses on the Languedoc/Roussilon region (Carignan, St Chinian, Terasses du Larzac, Minervois, Corbieres, Picpoul Du Pinet etc) and, and some white; Pouilly Fume and Macon Fuisse from higher up the Rhone.

Just reminded me, I need some Tawny Port, and some more English Sparkling...

Perhaps we need to start a christmas wine/drink/food thread...I've been saving sourdough crusts to turn into breadcrumbs (to make my epic chesnut & smoked bacon stuffing) and have started to look out for some decent sides of salmon and gammon which I'll be smoking in Mid Dec to last us through. Happy to share tips and recipes!

As you may have guessed, I really enjoy Christmas! it has its downsides but it's quite a special time for me.

Edited by prand on Thursday 18th October 12:40

g3org3y

20,639 posts

192 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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Thank you Jesus for the delicious treat of pig wrapped in pig.



davek_964

8,828 posts

176 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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Our local Next had a "Merry Christmas" sign in their window display last week. It's madness.

I like Christmas. But it's not Christmas, or anywhere near it yet!

Sticks.

8,775 posts

252 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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g3org3y said:
Thank you Jesus for the delicious treat of pig wrapped in pig.

Nice but unlikely his idea smile

We have pigs in blankets every year. Or as the wife calls them, relatives in the spare room.


getmecoat

Sticks.

8,775 posts

252 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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g3org3y said:
Thank you Jesus for the delicious treat of pig wrapped in pig.

Nice but unlikely his idea smile

We have pigs in blankets every year. Or as the wife calls them, relatives in the spare room.


getmecoat

captain_cynic

12,063 posts

96 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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g3org3y said:
Thank you Jesus for the delicious treat of pig wrapped in pig.

Surely this is something you can have any time of the year... As far as I know they don't stop selling bacon or sausages outside the Christmas season.

soupdragon1

4,067 posts

98 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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I do like Christmas but think its far too much hyped and people buy way to much food as well. Its not like all of a sudden, we have the stomach of an elephant for one day.

'Have some more turkey, have another 6 roast potatoes'

'I don't fancy spending the rest of the day in a food coma, so no thank you'

Its taken me a while to figure it out, but taking just a little bit of a few different starters, a small main course, leaves room for a small dabble of 3 or 4 different desserts, washed down with Irish Coffee. I don't feel too full afterwards, so plenty of room for a few drinks (rather than eat everything is sight and lie on the sofa for 3 hours in the recovery position)

Silverbullet767

10,712 posts

207 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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soupdragon1 said:
rather than eat everything is sight and lie on the sofa for 3 hours in the recovery position
Isn't that half the fun? Feel sorry for yourself after your mammoth meal, wash it down with wine, whisky & whatever else is laying around. Then once you start to recover from your food baby, the turkey sandwiches come out. Copious amounts of alcohol later it's an actual coma until after midday on boxing day.

'The diet starts tomorrow' as the 4th helping of turkey sandwiches make their rounds on boxing day.

alorotom

11,946 posts

188 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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I think some on here just don’t “get” Christmas!

Edible Roadkill

1,689 posts

178 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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Me & mrs Roadkill only buy for the kids these days. Christmas is for kids, as an adult I find it very stressful buying for people, hate shopping etc and thankfully she's on the same page. She'll do the kids present buying in September time. Then we'll have a night out nice hotel nice meal etc.

I work away from home and regularly spend time on a oil rig at Christmas time and they make such a big deal of Christmas on them. Decorate the place, gift giving games raffles, special xmas meal, I really wish they wouldn't. I'd prefer not to have the reminder I'm away from home
at this time of year and treat it like a normal day.


Edited by Edible Roadkill on Thursday 18th October 16:48

Edible Roadkill

1,689 posts

178 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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RC1807 said:
prand said:
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We ordered about £700 of wine "for Xmas" last month, I'm concerned we're going to need to re-order in November as we have had a couple of heavy weekends and we're half way through it already!
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fking hell! I thought I was a lush! laugh
That's a tremendous effort biggrin

The Selfish Gene

5,516 posts

211 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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hyphen said:
Nanook said:
Toaster said:
Alucidnation said:
Whatsmyname said:
I request every single year for all things xmas / birthday / anniversary / fathers day that I dont want anything yet people buy me st - all the time I struggle to understand why people feel the need, like my Mrs kicked off after buying me an Apple Watch 3 I told her to send it back and she went loopy. I said if you wanted me to be happy you should have got me what I asked for i.e nothing.

So I ask for nothing and still the house gets filled to the brim with st, I get it sent back or its landfill if its cheap, this will probably be the 15th year Ive wanted nothing and told people so, I dont think there will ever be a time when people will listen. I want less in my life not more.
rofl

What a wker.
No he is not, Stuff doesn’t make you happy
People buy him gifts, which he refers to as st, and either tells them to send it back, or just throws it straight in the bin?

He certainly doesn't sound like a bundle of joy!
Not really, he has made it clear he doesn't want anything and still people are ignoring him, and trolling him with gifts hehe

No means No!
exactly this! Predictably from me - I'm with him. If I say I don't want a present, don't buy me a fking present. It's that simple.

The same as if I say, don't pour beer on my head, I don't want that either.

In this day and age of respecting everyones ridiculous opinion about everything, why should he not be allowed to say NO to presents.

It makes me feel bad when people buy me st, as I've specifically said I don't want anything and one of the main reasons is that I don't want to waste my life buying tat for someone that they may or may not want.

It's too much hassle.

Xmas - I like it from a partying point of view. Seeing kids happy etc. The rest of it isn't for me. Can't be arsed with decorations and all that crap.

Normally to be fair I just go snowboarding

JuniorD

8,628 posts

224 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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I find Christmas miserable. It all goes back to a random phone call I answered when I was about 12. Nowadays rather than have the hassle of sourcing and preparing a traditional Christmas dinner, I’d find a pot noodle preferable. In fact if the people who make pot noddles could do a Christmas dinner flavoured one that would be perfect!

prand

5,916 posts

197 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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JuniorD said:
I find Christmas miserable. It all goes back to a random phone call I answered when I was about 12. Nowadays rather than have the hassle of sourcing and preparing a traditional Christmas dinner, I’d find a pot noodle preferable. In fact if the people who make pot noddles could do a Christmas dinner flavoured one that would be perfect!
Oh dear, that phonecall sounds ominous. My sympathies if it was totally life-changing.

To be fair Christmas has taken on a very different tone in my household since my wife's father died on Boxing Day a few years ago, but it also helps to make it a special time to remember those not with us and think how lucky we are.


NoVetec

9,967 posts

174 months

Friday 19th October 2018
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soupdragon1 said:
I do like Christmas but think its far too much hyped and people buy way to much food as well. Its not like all of a sudden, we have the stomach of an elephant for one day.

'Have some more turkey, have another 6 roast potatoes'

'I don't fancy spending the rest of the day in a food coma, so no thank you'

Its taken me a while to figure it out, but taking just a little bit of a few different starters, a small main course, leaves room for a small dabble of 3 or 4 different desserts, washed down with Irish Coffee. I don't feel too full afterwards, so plenty of room for a few drinks (rather than eat everything is sight and lie on the sofa for 3 hours in the recovery position)
Unless it goes to waste, there's no such thing!