exploded a partridge today! What have you hit?

exploded a partridge today! What have you hit?

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mfmman

2,390 posts

183 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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A badger, whilst on a moped (I will leave you to insert the obvious joke here)

Luckily I stayed upright and on-board otherwise I'm sure I would have come off worst. The badger survived unscathed and disappeared into the verge

McVities

354 posts

198 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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JKING said:
Also, recently a pidgeon hit my windscreen doing about 60mph. Left a big dusty mark on the windscreen and on the leading edge of the roof.
Quick pidgeon that!

DRFC1879

3,437 posts

157 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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I forgot earlier on about the time I was driving to Swansea for a Donny Rovers match.

The car in front clipped a squirrel and to use my mate's description it was "spinning like a power-up on Sonic the Hedgehog" when my o/s wheels crunched it out of its misery.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Many, many pheasants.

Most recent one was last week on the M5, cost me my Toyota badge and the pheasant its life.

Time before that it was the driver's side headlight unit. £70 for a new one.

.:ian:.

1,936 posts

203 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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bloomen said:
Probably 20-50 pheasants, a couple of badgers, 4 deer, 2 sheep and several other unidentified explosions.
All at the same time! That's good going, I bet you had to reverse a few times to get them all!

lyricalgangster

241 posts

145 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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I hit a cow, once.

A big, heavy, black cow, at night.

At 60mph.

A car coming the other way hit the two other cows that had escaped from a field.

It was like a scene from a horror film when I got out the car.

Every panel of my then new ish Mondeo V6 was dented.

I reckon the bonnet saved my life, as it rose up on impact and prevented the cow from entering the car through the (demolished) windscreen.

Scary stuff.



spaximus

4,231 posts

253 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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I hit a deer on the M4 in a Peugeot 405 estate. It took out the front of the car the bonnet, the windscreen and the roof before spinning sideways and taking out the nearside passenger door.

It didn't quite write the car off but pretty close to it.

paua

5,734 posts

143 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Surprised nobody has posted pics yet : www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106993

NoVetec

9,967 posts

173 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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paua said:
Surprised nobody has posted pics yet : www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106993
Looks like a baby deer or maybe a fox, but still hehe at "grilled venison" from the comments there.

surveyor

17,825 posts

184 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Good few years ago on the way to work came over the slightest of a brow, to discover that the only thing it was capable of hiding was a family consisting of mother duck, and six ducklings, spread about 2 feet apart, in a line, across the road.

I had to choose which ones were about to become ex duckings, and then remove them from the under bonnet grill later that day, where they were stuck head first.

Had a narrow run in with a family of deer last year. Tow made it through - no ideer (sorry!) how I avoided the second. Seem's a XC60 can swerve better than I expected. Fortunately the rest of the pack decided not to cross at that time....

Berkshire bred

985 posts

75 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Countless small animals and birds. Hit a full size badger at about 40 mph in my mk2.5 mx5. It hit dead centre in the front of the car. Badger was proper fked but somehow not a mark on the car and no damage underneath. Actually felt the car lift up as I went over it, like running over a concrete block.

A more amusing one was hitting a squirrel with the nearside front and hearing it do several laps around the wheel arch before falling out.

A mate also learnt that if he hit pheasants in his hilux it just decapitated them and left the body intact for him to stop and pick up.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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gloating and celebrating the death of one of gods creatures is shocking. Why not swerve to avoid these gracious creatures

QuartzDad

2,251 posts

122 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Son was working at a rural pub about 10 miles from home, I got a call at 11.30pm asking for help as he'd just hit a badger. Number plate split in two, lower bumper scraping on the floor.

I drove to him and we removed the number plate and managed to push the bumper up enough so he could drive it. Badger had wandered off long ago.

Half a mile from home he clatters another badger. Two in 20 minutes.

surveyor

17,825 posts

184 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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techiedave said:
gloating and celebrating the death of one of gods creatures is shocking. Why not swerve to avoid these gracious creatures
In my case they were in a line, across the road. The only way I was not going to take out a ducking was to crash into a field, probably on my roof.

JuniorD

8,627 posts

223 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Anyone recall the thread where a certain PHer argued blind that “animals don’t appear out of nowhere” and if you’re driving properly to the conditions you should never hit the likes of a deer and he ALWAYS drove in a manner that it would never happen to him.

jamies30

5,911 posts

229 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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I saw this little guy flying out from the verge right in front of me on the way to work one day, but didn’t hear or feel anything so assumed I’d somehow missed him. Only noticed him when I was getting back in the car to go home.

Poor feathery chum. frown


Roofless Toothless

5,666 posts

132 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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JuniorD said:
Anyone recall the thread where a certain PHer argued blind that “animals don’t appear out of nowhere” and if you’re driving properly to the conditions you should never hit the likes of a deer and he ALWAYS drove in a manner that it would never happen to him.
As someone who lived near Epping Forest for many years, that's tosh!

There was a plumber who lived at the other end of my road. One morning I found him ruefully contemplating the front of his white transit. The windscreen was smashed, as was the roof immediately above it. He said he had hit a deer the night before. I said I was amazed at how high up it had got. He assured me the thing was actually coming DOWN at the moment of impact!

Katzenjammer

1,085 posts

178 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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jamies30 said:
I saw this little guy flying out from the verge right in front of me on the way to work one day, but didn’t hear or feel anything so assumed I’d somehow missed him. Only noticed him when I was getting back in the car to go home.

Poor feathery chum. frown

Aww, poor thing! What a way to go though, head first into an RZ!

One of my all time favourite cars, saw yours at the Fennel V8 breakfast a few months ago, my son was blown away by it thumbup



anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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techiedave said:
gloating and celebrating the death of one of gods creatures is shocking. Why not swerve to avoid these gracious creatures
Friend of mine did just that, she had a choice, hit the furry critter or a wall, she choose the wall. The wall won and she left two children motherless.

She was a moron.


jamies30

5,911 posts

229 months

Thursday 18th October 2018
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Katzenjammer said:
my son was blown away by it thumbup
Nice to hear, thanks! thumbup