A Good Mate has Fallen for an Escort!!

[putonghua73]

The real issue here is your 'friend's' decision making. The advice that I would give him would be to resolve his unhappy marriage first and spend some time processing his emotions and thoughts before even considering jumping into a romantic situation - let alone an escort with such a chequered past.

The only thing missing from a 'classic' Stickman post is that your friend's fling is Spanish, as opposed to Thai.

[Jasandjules]

glenrobbo said:

alorotom said:

How cyclical of you all ... this could be the one!

On yer bike!

It appears the OP's mate already has.....

However, I have to ask (with regret) What is an Asian Gas Cooker?

[2Btoo]

Jasandjules said:

However, I have to ask (with regret) What is an Asian Gas Cooker?

At a guess, 'Gas Cooker' = 'Hooker' in Cockney.

[Vixpy1]

Once filled the escort with diesel

She died.

[Plate spinner]

rufusgti said:

Someone who ships hookers around behind his wifes back, surely he is just getting whats coming.
I'd expect his wife is about to take half, shortly followed by the hooker taking the rest.
What a numpty!

Pretty much this. Leave him to it.

[Fastchas]

Maybe she just likes dick.

[Tyre Smoke]

Vixpy1 said:

Once filled the escort with diesel

She died.

Disappointed.

Thought you of all people would have been extolling the virtues of glass ornamental presents for said escort.

[sinbaddio]

Can someone tell what the 'Brix' is please?

[Adenauer]

FocusRS3 said:

I used to work with a bloke that married an old ripper from stringfellows, the very same one he used to pay for dances with.

The whole of our industry knows it too and he gets reminded.

She's older than him too and now he has a son with her and pays for her life/horses etc.

Not for me.....

You're just jealous because you're not classy enough to feature in the thread title.

[anonymous-user]

sinbaddio said:

Can someone tell what the 'Brix' is please?

Hooker pick-up joint masquerading as a nightclub - downstairs at the Grand Hyatt on Scotts. Used to be a good Irish bar back in the day.

[sinbaddio]

had ham said:

Hooker pick-up joint masquerading as a nightclub - downstairs at the Grand Hyatt on Scotts. Used to be a good Irish bar back in the day.

Thanks!

[handpaper]

tezzer said:

Absolute compulsory reading for any Westerner, going to Asia. Private Dancer. It's a novel, but illustrates ALL of the scams the bar girls use, I bought a copy for a friend of mine a few weeks ago, after he fell for a girl in Thailand.

Having read a few chapters, he said "holy crap" this st is real.

Do your friend a favour, buy him a copy from Amazon, you may just save his life.

Thanks for a very good read!
Quite a bit of depth there, as well as a cracking story.

[Wobbegong]

cat with a hat said:

Jesus! How do guys fall for this?

White Knighting.

Lots of strippers pretend to be <<insert poor Eastern European national>> because their customers try to marry them to save them from a life of poverty and having to strip.


OP, are you sure she’s really Spanish?

[FN2TypeR]

Monkeylegend said:

As you were, thought it was about one of Fords finest.

My Dad is 63 years old and he and his mates spent their formative days cutting up Escorts that would, in this day and age, be worth a lot of money.

[FN2TypeR]

Nanook said:

FN2TypeR said:

My Dad is 63 years old and he and his mates spent their formative days cutting up Escorts that would, in this day and age, be worth a lot of money.

I've got a mate that did the same and it sickens him these days to see what they're worth.

I remind him of it often

[WolfieBot]

FN2TypeR said:

Nanook said:

FN2TypeR said:

My Dad is 63 years old and he and his mates spent their formative days cutting up Escorts that would, in this day and age, be worth a lot of money.

I've got a mate that did the same and it sickens him these days to see what they're worth.

I remind him of it often

People don't seem to realise though that if they hadn't been cutting them up they wouldn't be at anywhere near the same value today anyway.

[Ayahuasca]

His life, his money, his happiness.

Hope it goes well.





RS200 for me please.

[generationx]

Ayahuasca said:

RS200 for me please.

If only that was an Escort.

Unless you forgot to add a zero.

[CocoUK]

My first love was a 16yr-old16v Escort, all because it was the first bit of 'performance' i tried for myself.

Even inexperienced, I was wise enough never to own one...

[Legacywr]

Monkeylegend said:

Wacky Racer said:

Monkeylegend said:

As you were, thought it was about one of Fords finest.

Mk 1 Mexico

Agree but I actually prefer the Mk1 Lotus Cortina but then that would bugger up the thread title.

Keep meaning to start a thread on my Mk1 RS2000, or, maybe, just a Mk1 Escort thread...