Tell a sad story using 3 words

[alorotom]

Pericoloso said:

Matt Cup said:

Pericoloso said:

Tycho said:

Tango13 said:

juice said:

Tango13 said:

Not trapped wind...

Don't trust fart

Farted, followed through

Fart was liquid.

Pants change required.

Pretty darn quick.

Oh too late

st myself again.

Butt plug needed.

Tampons fill hole

[Fastchas]

God told me

[alorotom]

Ooops I slipped (honest)

[Silverbullet767]

Worldwide alcohol ban.

[Electronicpants]

Blow Jobs Sparse

[Nimby]

Riley Blue said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

baby's crib-unused

Saddest by far.

I thought that was Hemmingway but maybe not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes...

[kowalski655]

Daddy? Where you?
The 1st in a trilogy also consisting of:
His suicide note
and:
No body found

[Tango13]

Pericoloso said:

Matt Cup said:

Pericoloso said:

Tycho said:

Tango13 said:

juice said:

Tango13 said:

Not trapped wind...

Don't trust fart

Farted, followed through

Fart was liquid.

Pants change required.

Pretty darn quick.

Oh too late

st myself again.

Butt plug needed.

You kinky beast

[Bob-iylho]

Day 1, shipwrecked..........

[JustALooseScrew]

kowalski655 said:

Daddy? Where you?
The 1st in a trilogy also consisting of:
His suicide note
and:
No body found

He's only sleeping

Edit for conext (@ 11.50)

Edited by JustALooseScrew on Thursday 8th November 19:20

[ESOG]

stevesingo said:

President Donald Trump

Bleeding heart liberal.

[MikeT66]

"Happy 50th, Mike" - text from my eldest sister on my birthday...

...followed by

"Bowie has died."

[Sheetmaself]

Nearly had threesome

[robm3]

Is it in?

[The Mad Monk]

robm3 said:

Is it in?

Already had that.

[anonymous-user]

Chicken for dinner

[paua]

The Mad Monk said:

robm3 said:

Is it in?

Already had that.

About 14 times, already. In fact, it's been in'n'out more often than... oh oh.

[Misaps]

Dark times ahead

I feel suicidal

[Monkeylegend]

End of thread.

[paua]

Monkeylegend said:

End of thread.

Well, bugger me.