Tell a sad story using 3 words

[pitboard]

Manchester United won.

[Buster73]

What time’s this ?

[Henners]

talksthetorque said:

Rail replacement bus

Bus fell over

[glenrobbo]

fk my luck!

[kdri155]

Daughters been killed


Mums been killed


First one was me going to my wife's place of work to tell her our 9 year old daughter had been killed in a hit and run whilst she was using a zebra crossing, she'd be 34 now.

Second one was my sister telling me our mum, in her 80's had died after she was beaten and robbed in her home.

[bristolracer]

With deepest sympathies

Very sad stories

[kowalski655]

fk, thats grim

[wiggy001]

Shot after Armistice

[GOATever]

It’s come back.

[GOATever]

superlightr said:

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday,


Eject Eject Eject.

Nice new tie.

[ArmaghMan]

Yes it's malignant

[AppleJuice]

Dumped via Twitter

[hutchst]

pitboard said:

Manchester United won.

Accrington Stanley three

[nonsequitur]

pitboard said:

Manchester United won.

No they didn't.

[soad]

bristolracer said:

Shoe lace broken

First world problems.

[MB140]

Making a murderer

[stuartmmcfc]

pitboard said:

Manchester United won.

Manchester City twee

[Pericoloso]

Colchester for promotion.

[nonsequitur]

Pericoloso said:

Colchester for promotion.

Colchester for relegation.

(is a sad story).

[nonsequitur]

Waiting for Godot.