Tell a sad story using 3 words

[anonymous-user]

let
pensioners
die

[croyde]

No more sex

[SCEtoAUX]

My cat is dead and I can't count.

[ClaphamGT3]

Boris backs Cummings

[kowalski655]

Greetings, President Trump.

[anonymous-user]

Inject

Disinfection

o.k

[SilverBirch]

Weston. Super. Mare.

[RDMcG]

Own
Aston
Shares

[CallThatMusic]

Johnson Trumps President

[VFX_Artist]

Potatoe no more😭

[andy_s]

Joined the herd.

[Craigyp79]

CallThatMusic said:

Johnson Trumps President

President Trump's Johnson....

[Roboticarm]

Shagged your mate
Cheated on you
Fingered your missus
Arrested your son
Maccys is closed
Got the sts
D1ck is bleeding

Edited by Roboticarm on Monday 25th May 13:56

[Monkeylegend]

Roboticarm said:

Shagged your mate
Cheated on you
Fingered your missus
Arrested your son
Maccys is closed
Got the sts
D1ck is bleeding

Edited by Roboticarm on Monday 25th May 13:56

You need help.

[davhill]

Revenge of balti

[Roboticarm]

Monkeylegend said:

Roboticarm said:

Shagged your mate
Cheated on you
Fingered your missus
Arrested your son
Maccys is closed
Got the sts
D1ck is bleeding

Edited by Roboticarm on Monday 25th May 13:56

You need help.

And just to prove that most problems are temporary:
Mate was lying
No she didn't
Wasn't my missus
Wasn't my son
Maccys is open
Imodium sorted it
Wasn't my blood

[r159]

All beer drunk....

[Kenty]

Another double bogie

[smashing]

lockdown never ends

[pigeyman]

Roboticarm said:

Monkeylegend said:

Roboticarm said:

Shagged your mate
Cheated on you
Fingered your missus
Arrested your son
Maccys is closed
Got the sts
D1ck is bleeding

Edited by Roboticarm on Monday 25th May 13:56

You need help.

And just to prove that most problems are temporary:
Mate was lying
No she didn't
Wasn't my missus
Wasn't my son
Maccys is open
Imodium sorted it
Wasn't my blood