Tell a sad story using 3 words

[Gecko1978]

It is over,

She said yes,

Your 16 right ?

(They are all a bit messed up to be fair)

Just try it,

Only a little,

Way too much.

[Janluke]

Not my Dad

[markymarkthree]

One stent fitted.

[hyphen]

john2443 said:

Holy thread revival.

[Daveb257]

I’m Dominic Cummings

[Ambleton]

Prognosis not good

Palliative care only

Cant attend funeral

[slopes]

SilverBirch said:

Weston. Super. Mare.

Lots
of
sympathy

[Monkeylegend]

croyde said:

No more sex

Go fk yourself.




Always wanted to post that

[anonymous-user]

I like Coldplay

[Ditchfinder General]

DrSteveBrule said:

I like Cosplay

Fixed that for you.

Cough, temperature, headache

Spicy sausage fiasco

Insurance quote arrived

Ford Focus Zetec

[sunbeam alpine]

Daveb257 said:

I’m Dominic Cummings

So am I

So's my wife

Lockdown rules fked

[Laurel Green]

There's no Santa.

[55palfers]

Pond pump shagged

[mikebradford]

It looks sore.

Antibiotics dont work.

Doggings still banned.

[knk]

Baby's clothes, unworn.

[knk]

knk said:

Baby's clothes, unworn.

After Hemingway, but he used six words.

[AndrewCrown]

Landing Gear Inoperable

[PSB1]

13, died alone.

[Mr-B]

Laurel Green said:

There's no Santa.

What the fk?

Just this year?

Because of Covid?

[The spinner of plates]

Mr-B said:

Laurel Green said:

There's no Santa.

What the fk?

Just this year?

Because of Covid?

Quarantine rules impractical