Tell a sad story using 3 words

[AdeTuono]

The Hypno-Toad said:

It's not you........

You'll meet someone...

Promise you'll call?....

Table for one?....

Who's the weirdo?.....

Christmas? Not much..

Talk to someone..

He's non-responsive.

[FredClogs]

UK leaves EU

[4x4Tyke]

Social Media Influencer

[bazza white]

Corbyn is PM.

NASA discovers God.

Sex ban extended.

[glenrobbo]

No more pussy.

[Tango13]

juice said:

Tango13 said:

Not trapped wind...

Don't trust fart

Farted, followed through

[Plate spinner]

Is it in?

[anonymous-user]

Watch this...

[talksthetorque]

Seasonally Affected Disorder.

[phil1979]

Your mum's cock

[Gameface]

It's your baby.

[Flying Fish]

talksthetorque said:

Seasonally Affected Disorder.

Deserves recognition.

[phil1979]

We're too low

[Fermit and Sarah]

brace brace brace!

It's the Police

[phil1979]

You're how old?

[anonymous-user]

Watch this... Oh

[Plate spinner]

She's your sister?

[Gameface]

This won't hurt...

[TwigtheWonderkid]

baby's crib-unused

[Gargamel]

Nottingham Forest Nil