Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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V6 Pushfit

10,011 posts

47 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Scrump said:
Just doing my duty.
Looking forward to the award ceremony.
They’ll just have to get used to the clanking of ceremonial chains in PH Towers. It’ll be like P Diddy continuously shaking hands with Jimmy Savill.

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Pericoloso said:
DickyC said:
Scrump said:
Just doing my duty.
Looking forward to the award ceremony.
They're wild! We've had anything from one to five attendees!
2 of those were dogs too.

Canine ,not rough birds.
You missed the one with the Bear. frown

Pericoloso

37,294 posts

100 months

Tuesday 1st January
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glenrobbo said:
Pericoloso said:
DickyC said:
Scrump said:
Just doing my duty.
Looking forward to the award ceremony.
They're wild! We've had anything from one to five attendees!
2 of those were dogs too.

Canine ,not rough birds.
You missed the one with the Bear. frown
Not a real Bear ,it was Bungle off Rainbow.

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Pericoloso said:
bowtie

It's like getting an OBE in the new years honours list.

A visit to the palace is booked.
Yes, congratulations, Peri!

Is that the Palace on the seafront with all the slot machines?

Pericoloso

37,294 posts

100 months

Tuesday 1st January
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glenrobbo said:
Pericoloso said:
bowtie

It's like getting an OBE in the new years honours list.

A visit to the palace is booked.
Yes, congratulations, Peri!

Is that the Palace on the seafront with all the slot machines?
Yes ,I use the rear entrance.

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glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Pericoloso said:
Yes ,I use the rear entrance.
Too much information there. wink

Bomma220

5,687 posts

62 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Pericoloso said:
Not a real Bear ,it was Bungle off Rainbow.
I've had my suspicions about him for a while now, I've posted about him before.

Dirty bugger he was grumpy

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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The situation is getting serious now. Fuel contents below minimum, we are running on fumes now, and some of them are unpleasant.

Where is that damned water????

Mayday, M'aidez! New Year's Day! Tuesday!

Pericoloso

37,294 posts

100 months

Tuesday 1st January
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I wonder if Scrump has clocked off yet ?

I might run round the perimeter track naked .

DickyC

Original Poster:

30,981 posts

135 months

Tuesday 1st January
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glenrobbo said:
The situation is getting serious now. Fuel contents below minimum, we are running on fumes now, and some of them are unpleasant.

Where is that damned water????

Mayday, M'aidez! New Year's Day! Tuesday!
Save yourselves. Don't worry about the Sunderland. I need a rebuild project.

Scrump

3,697 posts

95 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Pericoloso said:
I wonder if Scrump has clocked off yet ?

I might run round the perimeter track naked .
I am still here so you can carry on.

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Engines 1 & 4 have stuttered and died of fuel starvation.

I'm bringing her in regardless, water or no water. No choice. frown Sully had the Hudson: We've got nothing but darkness, except for a few flares at various distances.
I can just make out what looks to be a darker patch just ahead. Bringing her in... flaps 35°, throttles to idle... gear down... HANG ON! No reds or greens? ... Ah, there is no landing gear!
Ah well... Steady.... steady.... brace Brace BRACE!






Phew!
Is everyone OK?

Well, we're down and stopped. Put the handbrake on, please NS.
Switch off all non-essentials and prepare to disembark in a calm orderly manner.

NOW!!!! HURRY UP FFS!!! yikes

And put those bloody fags out!


moneymakestheworldgoaround

3,750 posts

112 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Jesus is here with me, does that count for checking in?

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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So this is Vol 31? Looks nice. Is the bar still open?

I could do with a stiff one. ( Discards Mae West in the corner and wipes brow with sleeve of flying jacket. )
Cheers chaps! Good to see you all.


( Mutters loudly )bds!

cahami

990 posts

143 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Google maps McDonald’s stansted airprot aparently

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Airprot aparently? confused

DickyC

Original Poster:

30,981 posts

135 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Morning chaps.

That wasn't a good start. Chaps auto corrected to chaos.

Morning chaos.

True though. A fresh new volume full of hope and blank pages counterpointed by a landscape of smouldering buildings, ruined equipment and walking wounded.

Well, I guess we had better get on with it.

Breakfast?

g3org3y

12,906 posts

128 months

Tuesday 1st January
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DickyC said:
Breakfast?
Does paracetamol and ibuprofen with a cup of tea count?

V6 Pushfit

10,011 posts

47 months

Tuesday 1st January
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That Scrump fella did us proud. Dicky the conductor with Scrump on the oboe. Seamless. A work of Art.

V6 Pushfit

10,011 posts

47 months

Tuesday 1st January
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...and on into the future
The Merry Band do go
With Dicky as Conductor
And Scrump with his Solo Oboe

Well done chaps you did us proud