Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[glenrobbo]

Pericoloso said:

DickyC said:

Scrump said:

Just doing my duty.
Looking forward to the award ceremony.

They're wild! We've had anything from one to five attendees!

2 of those were dogs too.

Canine ,not rough birds.

You missed the one with the Bear.

[Pericoloso]

glenrobbo said:

Pericoloso said:

DickyC said:

Scrump said:

Just doing my duty.
Looking forward to the award ceremony.

They're wild! We've had anything from one to five attendees!

2 of those were dogs too.

Canine ,not rough birds.

You missed the one with the Bear.

Not a real Bear ,it was Bungle off Rainbow.

[glenrobbo]

Pericoloso said:

It's like getting an OBE in the new years honours list.

A visit to the palace is booked.

Yes, congratulations, Peri!

Is that the Palace on the seafront with all the slot machines?

[Pericoloso]

glenrobbo said:

Pericoloso said:

It's like getting an OBE in the new years honours list.

A visit to the palace is booked.

Yes, congratulations, Peri!

Is that the Palace on the seafront with all the slot machines?

Yes ,I use the rear entrance.

[glenrobbo]

Pericoloso said:

Yes ,I use the rear entrance.

Too much information there.

[Bomma220]

Pericoloso said:

Not a real Bear ,it was Bungle off Rainbow.

I've had my suspicions about him for a while now, I've posted about him before.

Dirty bugger he was

[glenrobbo]

The situation is getting serious now. Fuel contents below minimum, we are running on fumes now, and some of them are unpleasant.

Where is that damned water????

Mayday, M'aidez! New Year's Day! Tuesday!

[Pericoloso]

I wonder if Scrump has clocked off yet ?

I might run round the perimeter track naked .

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

The situation is getting serious now. Fuel contents below minimum, we are running on fumes now, and some of them are unpleasant.

Where is that damned water????

Mayday, M'aidez! New Year's Day! Tuesday!

Save yourselves. Don't worry about the Sunderland. I need a rebuild project.

[Scrump]

Pericoloso said:

I wonder if Scrump has clocked off yet ?

I might run round the perimeter track naked .

I am still here so you can carry on.

[glenrobbo]

Engines 1 & 4 have stuttered and died of fuel starvation.

I'm bringing her in regardless, water or no water. No choice. Sully had the Hudson: We've got nothing but darkness, except for a few flares at various distances.
I can just make out what looks to be a darker patch just ahead. Bringing her in... flaps 35°, throttles to idle... gear down... HANG ON! No reds or greens? ... Ah, there is no landing gear!
Ah well... Steady.... steady.... brace Brace BRACE!






Phew!
Is everyone OK?

Well, we're down and stopped. Put the handbrake on, please NS.
Switch off all non-essentials and prepare to disembark in a calm orderly manner.

NOW!!!! HURRY UP FFS!!!

And put those bloody fags out!

[moneymakestheworldgoaround]

Jesus is here with me, does that count for checking in?

[glenrobbo]

So this is Vol 31? Looks nice. Is the bar still open?

I could do with a stiff one. ( Discards Mae West in the corner and wipes brow with sleeve of flying jacket. )
Cheers chaps! Good to see you all.


( Mutters loudly )bds!

[cahami]

Google maps McDonald’s stansted airprot aparently

[glenrobbo]

Airprot aparently?

[DickyC]

Morning chaps.

That wasn't a good start. Chaps auto corrected to chaos.

Morning chaos.

True though. A fresh new volume full of hope and blank pages counterpointed by a landscape of smouldering buildings, ruined equipment and walking wounded.

Well, I guess we had better get on with it.

Breakfast?

[g3org3y]

DickyC said:

Breakfast?

Does paracetamol and ibuprofen with a cup of tea count?

[anonymous-user]

That Scrump fella did us proud. Dicky the conductor with Scrump on the oboe. Seamless. A work of Art.

[anonymous-user]

...and on into the future
The Merry Band do go
With Dicky as Conductor
And Scrump with his Solo Oboe

Well done chaps you did us proud

[DickyC]

Tell me more about the Aeroflot pilot in McDonald's at Stansted.