Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[anonymous-user]

slopes said:

A lego brochure??
strange past time but if it flicks your switch

A lot of adults do do Lego apparently. There’s a guy locally who loves it like bobbers.

My cousin who was 18 last year and has just started driving (thanks to a recent car purchase) got a service kit from me for Christmas and a promise of a day helping him, and Lego from his parents. I must admit I felt like beating them about the head with a rolled up newspaper.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Christmas is nearly over. To be complete it has to include Mary Poppins, Bullitt and 2001. On the telly, not on DVD or watch now or anything, that would be cheating. Just 2001 to go.

Too much research into TV schedules is also cheating. There has to be the element of chance.

You've all dropped off, haven't you?

How rude.

Sorry Sir,
We haven't dropped off Sir, just been in comms with Bravo Two-Two-Zero.

I noticed Christmas was nearly over when I was shopping in Aldi yesterday.
They had a clearance of Wychwood's "Brewdolph Golden Xmas Beer".
It would have been rude not to, so I bought two packs of 8.
79p/500ml. That's ~16 pints for £12.64.

Enough for a whole evening for one. Cheers!

[DickyC]

Yes, and the unbranded chocolate Santas are down to 50p in Wilko. And they're positively giving away pumpkins! Absurdly cheap.

[Bobberoo99]

You two sound like you're taking lessons from our Peri on bargain shopping!!!
Well it's Monday again, the weekends seem so short!!!

[glenrobbo]

Monday Monday?

Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be...

[DickyC]

Er, excuse me, you missed out the

La la
La la-la la-la

This is typical of the sloppy approach that's driving this country to the dogs.

[glenrobbo]

Sloppy?

"La la" is sloppy.

It's "Ba da ba da da da, ba da ba da da da" that's what it is!

[Bobberoo99]

Now now Dicky, it is early o'clock on a Monday!!
I think I'm coming down with another cold,
Sneezing, check.
Feel a bit achey, check.
Tired and a bit grumpy, check.
Fed up and not bothered, check
Oh, oh well it's a Monday morning just with sneezing!!!

[glenrobbo]

Don't like Mondays?

Just get Bomma to shoot the whole day down.

[Bobberoo99]

I reckon he well could with that new anti tank gun semi auto shotgun of his!!!!

[DickyC]

They came out of nowhere. Two fellas it was. All of a sudden like. Criticising my criticism. I didn't stand a chance.

[slopes]

DickyC said:

Er, excuse me, you missed out the

La la
La la-la la-la

This is typical of the slopey approach that's driving this country to the dogs.

[glenrobbo]

And so it be on to this...

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Now now Dicky, it is early o'clock on a Monday!!
I think I'm coming down with another cold,
Sneezing, check.
Feel a bit achey, check.
Tired and a bit grumpy, check.
Fed up and not bothered, check
Oh, oh well it's a Monday morning just with sneezing!!!

Just try to hang on for a bit longer old chum...
A medic is on the way...

C'Mon, stay with us now...


MATRON!!!!

[Bobberoo99]

I..... Don't know.............if I can................hang on much..................longer glenrobbo...............tell *cough* tell.......*sneeze* tell.................

[fatboy18]

I'm in a Ide like to string up raghead mode this morning
Wish I had never turned the telly on

[Bobberoo99]

Would this have anything to do with the poor misguided young lady who was duped into joining an outlawed terrorist group as a baby machine and now wants to return to England so she can raise her terrorist derived offspring at the expense of the British public thus ensuring it's bought up with a British passport effecting it's security for the future??? Just a guess mind!!

[DickyC]

Okay if I enter that in the Longest Sentence Competition?

[Bobberoo99]

Absolutely, carry on old chap!!

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Okay if I enter that in the Longest Sentence Competition?

I thought mine was a lot longer than Bobbers'? ( I had to insert a breathing space in yesterday's effort. )