Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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Jeez, spoiler alert for the drill prawn......paperbag

fatboy18

18,957 posts

212 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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Looks like the maggots have been eating holes in the drill ends!

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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Just a bit.

fatboy18

18,957 posts

212 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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Pericoloso said:
Just a bit.
bom bom hehe

DickyC

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49,925 posts

199 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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It doesn't auger well.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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Drill pickle.

glenrobbo

35,386 posts

151 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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Stop twisting the jobber's shank.

And leave his flute alone. nono

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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glenrobbo said:
Stop twisting the jobber's shank.
Is that similar to a Sagermakers Bottomknocker, circa 1958, What's my Line?

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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I'm getting Pericoloso ly close to 380000000 posts.
Time for a flounce I think.

glenrobbo

35,386 posts

151 months

Wednesday 13th March 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Is that similar to a Sagermakers Bottomknocker, circa 1958, What's my Line*?
I'm not sure, NS. scratchchin

Best have a google with Rambling Syd Rumpo... thumbup

( He would certainly have loved to sing about a bit of googling. ) biggrin

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-sa...


* Panel Chairman: Gilbert Harding.
I once won a crossword prize as a child. I received the much coveted " Gilbert Harding Question Book". bowtie

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 13th March 23:32

glenrobbo

35,386 posts

151 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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Pericoloso said:
I'm getting Pericoloso ly close to 3800000000000000000 posts.
Time for a flounce I think.
Don't go flouncing off for too long, Peri, or you'll miss your digits clicking over!

Shall I tell Frank to get the celebratory fizzy Lithuanian Hogwort Extract on ice? It will need the scum on the surface skimming off first, obviously. But it tastes amazing! lick

And I think we have a balloon or two* and a couple of lengths of bunting☆ left over from the last débacle happy celebration. They are in Battert's secret cupboard on the top shelf with his inflatable lady and the tub of lard.
* I'm pretty sure they are party balloons. They are the long pink ones that can be twisted into animal shapes once inflated.
☆ I think it's bunting. It says "CRIME SCENE: DO NOT ENTER" in bold letters and is brightly coloured. smile

Bomma220

14,525 posts

126 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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I've just returned from a trip to deepest, darkest Woking. Well, not too sure about the deepest bit to be perfectly honest but it was certainly dark.

Stopped at a motorway services for a nice (nice?) cup of coffee and a sticky bun on the way back.

HOW fkING MUCH???

They may as well wear masks and carry pistols. Bloody robdogs grumpy

Think I'll have a couple of hours kip now.


Bomma220

14,525 posts

126 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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Has anyone seen my Rip Van Winkle hat anywhere? I generally leave it hanging on the bedpost.

Never mind, I'll manage without it.

sleep

Bobberoo99

38,872 posts

99 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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Morning chaps wavey
I see there was muchly hole boring jest after my departure last night!!! wink
I would say morning Bomma but in your case it's actually night night chap!!!
38,000,000,000 is a lot of posting, I reckon Peri's flounce is actually to give his sore fingers a rest!!!!

Bobberoo99

38,872 posts

99 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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It's wet and windy dahn sarf again!!! grumpy
I'm taking bets on how many more of my sodding fence panels come down!!! frown

DickyC

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49,925 posts

199 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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Ooh, read that wrong. I thought the thread title was, "What's your goat in life?"

Bobberoo99

38,872 posts

99 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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DickyC said:
Ooh, read that wrong. I thought the thread title was, "What's your goat in life?"
rofl Oh dear!!!

glenrobbo

35,386 posts

151 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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Are you sure it was Woking you went, Bomma? Or were you straightening your trousers? wink

Wet & windy here.

And it looks just as bad outside. rolleyes

I agree with Bomma: for the amount they charge at some of those places for coffee, I could make about 100 cups of something decent using choice Balkan beans and a hand grinder.

Admittedly it's a bit painful grinding your hand, but that's the trade-off I guess.



And lo it came to pass that Thursday appeared before us in all it's magnifluence.
And glenrobbo did quoth in words of wisdom: "Fcensoredk it, I'll have another cuppa".
And he did transfer a cup of water from his tap unto his kettle and he did pour the water into the vessel. And he did command a power to heat the water verily unto boiling point.

And he did then pour the water onto a teabag in the cup and squeeze and stir.
And he waited until the moment of righteousness came upon it and squoze the teabag to extract the fullness of it's flavour.

And glenrobbo tasted it and smiled, saying: "Eee bah goom, tha's a reet gradely cooppa!" lick


Funny how Yorkshire Tea can transform a man, in't it?

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 14th March 07:27

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,925 posts

199 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
It's wet and windy dahn sarf again!!! grumpy
I'm taking bets on how many more of my sodding fence panels come down!!! frown
My bible bashing but picky about his Commandments neighbour has a thing about fences. Forget Love Thy Neighbour, think how much it will cost to fix.



"Are you sure it's my fence?"
"Yes, I'm sure. Must we have this conversation every time?"

His £3 Fix-A-Fence from eBay last year wasn't a success.

glenrobbo

35,386 posts

151 months

Thursday 14th March 2019
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No. A fence taken. frown
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