Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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DickyC

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49,747 posts

198 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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glenrobbo said:
They say that a watched kettle never boils. rolleyes

This is patently absolute bks!
It's the only way to make certain that some bugger doesn't come along and unplug it to use another appliance, or worse still, use all the water you were going to use to make yourself a nice cuppa. irked
The Trivial Towers Sayings Committee looked at this and rewrote it after hours of debate in a compromise decision as A Watched Pot Rarely Boils.

Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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DickyC said:
glenrobbo said:
They say that a watched kettle never boils. rolleyes

This is patently absolute bks!
It's the only way to make certain that some bugger doesn't come along and unplug it to use another appliance, or worse still, use all the water you were going to use to make yourself a nice cuppa. irked
The Trivial Towers Sayings Committee looked at this and rewrote it after hours of debate in a compromise decision as A Watched Pot Rarely Boils.
I believe there were concerns about the probability that the committee were, or did, or maybe, procrastinating about the possibility that on the off chance, a decision could or could not be reached about the likelihood of a pot/kettle/pan coming to a boil in a prescribed timeframe!!! yes

glenrobbo

35,253 posts

150 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
I'm sensing a disturbance in the Robbo household, did some as yet unnamed reprobate take your freshly boiled water???
Not at this particular time Bobbers. Although it has been known to happen in the past. irked

No, I was just waffling whilst Nij was waffling about waffling whilst waiting for his kettle to boil:

P5BNij said:
Just waffling whilst waiting for the kettle to boil hehe

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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In Peri news.
I left the house,took exercise,came back,ate pasta,watched tv.
I also replenished the absinthe,Battert was trying to drag a full pallet of it across from the hanger using the Fordson to tow it,but currently only firing on 2 cylinders.
Dreadful mess he was making.

glenrobbo

35,253 posts

150 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Now I'm beginning to wonder if his kettle did indeed come to the boil?

He hasn't reported back that his kettle containing an undisclosed amount of water contents has indeed successfully attained 100°C / 212°F.
I find this failure somewhat disturbing and upsetting to my finely balanced sensibilities.

( He also did not specify whether his kettle is metric or Imperial.
I am of course assuming the latter, what with Nij being a Gentleman and everything. )

glenrobbo

35,253 posts

150 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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ION of a gastronomic nature, this evening I am creating a new experimental dish:

Le casserole de poulet roulé au jambon avec le Pudding Noir de Bury et moutard Anglais,
aux vegetales mediterranée, haricots verts et pommes de terre.

Votre chef de ce soir: glenrobbo bowtie

Et la boisson pour l'accompagné:



YUM!

glenrobbo

35,253 posts

150 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Mmmmm!
Le repas par excellence! lick

Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 23 March 19:21

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,747 posts

198 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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The responses in the "If ever I come into money I'll ..." thread are what might be called broad spectrum.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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I typed that into translate and it came back with........

Stew.


P5BNij

15,875 posts

106 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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glenrobbo said:
Now I'm beginning to wonder if his kettle did indeed come to the boil?

He hasn't reported back that his kettle containing an undisclosed amount of water contents has indeed successfully attained 100°C / 212°F.
I find this failure somewhat disturbing and upsetting to my finely balanced sensibilities.

( He also did not specify whether his kettle is metric or Imperial.
I am of course assuming the latter, what with Nij being a Gentleman and everything. )
A gentlemen never tells Glenners, but being a gentleman you already know that wink.

Too much outdoor stuff done today, can't be arsed to hit the town or party like it's 1949, so a nice evening in with 'Inspector Montalbano' and his battered little FIAT shall suffice. Town's full of kids and hipsters anyway, bah humbug, yoof of today etc, etc.






Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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That grub looked nice glenrobbo, our takeaway was YUM too, yes I know I know owe for the Y*M!!!

glenrobbo

35,253 posts

150 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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I'm enjoying my meal and watching a serious documentary entitled "Despicable.Me 2". smile

DickyC

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49,747 posts

198 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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I could have sworn it was double M.

glenrobbo

35,253 posts

150 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Harry Verdurchy Boma?

Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Currently watching Masterchef, yeah that's right, we know how to live!!!

slopes

38,818 posts

187 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Currently watching Masterchef, yeah that's right, we know how to live!!!
Pfft, Lady Slopes and i really do know how to live, we are watching a helimed type programme.

I know right, we probably should ease up on the excitement but it's rivetting - well not literally rivetting, even though that might be fun to watch - and i for one can't not watch.

That's how to really live

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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I can't watch Masterchef.
Makes me VERY hungry and the fridge gets emptied and I cannot stand shouty grocer bloke Wallace.
I do watch Inside the factory which he's also on as the lovely Cherry Healey is on that.
She's more attractive than John Toorode.

Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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We really are living it large!!!

slopes

38,818 posts

187 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Oooh Oooh Oooh, i nearly forgot....Lady Slopes and i were out having a wander around parts of Hertfordshire and Bedfordshire earlier and during a gentle drive from one place to the next, a Fezza 275GTB went past in the opposite direction cloud9

I do love the shape of those and if i were a rich man....*wanders off into an impression of Topol*...i would have one in my garage

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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New take on the parsimoneous. 'He's as tight as a submarine door.' Classic.
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