Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[DickyC]

SWTH said:

I'm currently vacillating over whether I buy a newish van or not.

Didn't we go and buy a van already? In Wales?

Have the vacillation. You'll be immune then.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

You hardcore offroad Lego trucker types with your Lego Yorkie Bars and your Lego hedgehogs called Holly...

Here you go:

https://youtu.be/w9lmCpIzhFo

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 9th January 23:21

Oh god I daren't show that to Mrs Bobbers!!!!!

Plastic bonsai holly trees, tanks banks and Pompey and a conundrum about a van, these are the things that make TT so special!!!!!

I wonder if I'll have my machine back today???

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh god I daren't show that to Mrs Bobbers!!!!!

Plastic bonsai holly trees, tanks banks and Pompey and a conundrum about a van, these are the things that make TT so special!!!!!

I wonder if I'll have my machine back today???

Eh? Wassat?
Euh mnnmm mm
Clunk
Zzzzzzz

[Bobberoo99]

It's cold!
And I'm probably not going to get my machine back today!!!

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

It's cold!
And I'm probably not going to get my machine back today!!!

Come along now, think positive. The lack of machine gives you opportunity to run around and keep warm.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

It's cold!
And I'm probably not going to get my machine back today!!!

Come along now, think positive. The lack of machine gives you opportunity to run around and keep warm.

I wish it were that simple, as I don't have a machine of my own to run I've been put with another operator on his 7 axis machine for "Training" which as far as he's concerned is me running the machine while he sits there and begrudgingly answers my questions!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Yes but that's not important right now.

May I bring to your attention a rather distressing development on the "annoying things" thread, where this Wiccan chappie has blatantly admitted to the roasting of pelicans! The Horror!!!
I have responded thusly:

"

Wiccan of Darkness said:

...rant...

...Stupid advertising really roasts my pelican at the best of times, but this was on another level of insanity.

...extra rantings..

My dear Wiccan,

I agree with Bananaman, top rant

But I also feel duty bound to report you to the National Pelican Protection Society Enforcement Officer, who will not be at all happy with your disgraceful treatment of our beloved Pelicans
He has a formidable weapon and he's not afraid to use it.
You have been warned...

Yours etc,

Disgruntled of Trivton "

I feel we cannot let such practices continue.

Over to you, Bomma...

[Bobberoo99]

That's just wrong!!!!! I mean I know he's a psychotic nut job with impulse control issues, but he's our psychotic nut job with impulse control issues!!!!!

[DickyC]

Meanwhile, in rural Devon, a new mystery was unfolding.

[glenrobbo]

It's "Outstanding Area of Natural Ellipses".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=el...

It does say that it comprises three or more periods, so obviously applies to pre-menopausal South Devon.

HTH Dicky.

[fatboy18]

I want to retire

[glenrobbo]

fatboy18 said:

I want to retire

Are you sure?

If you do, you'll never get a fking day off!

[Bobberoo99]

I had leftover chilli for lunch, it was really rather nice!!!!

Area of outstanding natural............(. )( .) Hhhmmmmm if only I could think of something outstanding!!!!!

[Bobberoo99]

We're going to go looking for a bookcase on the weekend!

[john2443]

glenrobbo said:

Nancy?

I've been there...



It was on one of our continental forays.

Their young menfolk tend to be rather effeminate.

They used to be on TV with Hardy Drew didn't they?

[DickyC]

Let's go to Greenwich.



I live in Newbury but I spend a lot of time in Devon. The targeted advertising folk think I'm...

Do you want me to talk, Goldfinger?

No, Mr Clickbait, I want you to die.

They might be X-ray Specs without the specs. X-ray contact lenses? Anyway, I'm not going to click it.

[DickyC]

john2443 said:

They used to be on TV with Hardy Drew didn't they?

You're going to fit in well here.

[glenrobbo]

Perhaps Mr. Laser Eye is working in Greenwich Observatory and using his super-power to accurately measure the minute fluctuations in the distance from the Earth to the Moon?

It would certainly cause a sensation, boring holes in people's ceilings just by looking up. You wouldn't want him driving behind you in a car at night.

[glenrobbo]

john2443 said:

They used to be on TV with Hardy Drew didn't they?

You're getting very warm there...

[Bobberoo99]

That laser eye thing looks, uh, well if I'm honest, a tad dangerous, I mean to say how could you look longingly into your other half's eyes without burning a hole through her, or even shaving, Christ that would be problematic or worse you glance down at yer tackle and burn it off!!!!!