Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[anonymous-user]

Strange old day here. Was run off the road in Basingstoke by a van determined to ram me, I braked and it stopped diagonally in front - it was like one of those Police Stop things but Bodie & Doyle stayed in the van so I didn't get to see them slide over my bonnet before pulling me out of the car to duff me up.

All very odd.

I drove off.

[anonymous-user]

What I mean is I didn't hang around I shot off and hid round the corner. They didn't look like they were asking directions.

[DickyC]

V6 Pushfit said:

What I mean is I didn't hang around I shot off and hid round the corner. They didn't look like they were asking directions.

Have Laser Eye fitted at once. This is just the situation where they come into their own. Warding off ruffians, making cats run around like mad things, setting fire to neighbours' curtains, all sorts of things. Signalling to folk on the moon. All sorts.

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

Strange old day here. Was run off the road in Basingstoke by a van determined to ram me, I braked and it stopped diagonally in front - it was like one of those Police Stop things but Bodie & Doyle stayed in the van so I didn't get to see them slide over my bonnet before pulling me out of the car to duff me up.

All very odd.

I drove off.

Good grief man, are you not a powerfully built directorial type? Why did you not dominate the road before hammering frozen sausages into his dogs bum while giving his wife one?!?!? This is Pistonheads after all!!!!

You absolutely did the right thing, running and hiding is far better for your face!!

[Pericoloso]

I haven't had much to say this week .

So I'll just post a pic.





Dammit.

A dam .

[nonsequitur]

Pericoloso said:

I haven't had much to say this week .

So I'll just post a pic.





Dammit.

A dam .

Aneve

[DickyC]

nonsequitur said:

Pericoloso said:

I haven't had much to say this week .

So I'll just post a pic.





Dammit.

A dam .

Aneve

A dam.

[Pericoloso]

nonsequitur said:

Aneve

No ,it's Vinchiana......

[Bobberoo99]

We Don't have any internet or phone, I'm currently sending this by semaphore to Battert who's entering it on his Sinclair ZX for me!!!!!

[fatboy18]

Bobberoo99 said:

We Don't have any internet or phone, I'm currently sending this by semaphore to Battert who's entering it on his Sinclair ZX for me!!!!!

Its working,

[glenrobbo]

fatboy18 said:

Bobberoo99 said:

We Don't have any internet or phone, I'm currently sending this by semaphore to Battert who's entering it on his Sinclair ZX for me!!!!!

Its working,

Mine isn't.

It keeps failing to load the programme from the cassette player.
I get the red and grey zigzags, then the blue and yellow scrolling lines, then it all goes blank.
Every time I try. No matter how much I try twiddling my knobs to vary the tone and volume.


Bloody thing.

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 10th January 20:53

[Bobberoo99]

I've never tried fiddling my knows, what does it feel like?

[glenrobbo]

Bloody predictive ZX is on the autism spectrum.

[fatboy18]

glenrobbo said:

Bloody predictive ZX is on the autism spectrum.

No that's not it XXX is on the telly now

[anonymous-user]

Bits seen to be dropping off. Not the usual old bits but new bits so I’m planning on how to get them looked at and glued back on.

Araldite or Gorilla anyone? It’s ok I’ve got my own matchstick.

[anonymous-user]

Matchsticks now where are they? That bloke Bomma had them last....

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 10th January 21:41

[DickyC]

We've just received a message from Battert at the Towers Semaphore Station:

Message Starts
Have you dropped a flag off the parapet?
Message Ends

He thinks it's like someone trying to send semaphore with one flag in the shrubbery.

[Bobberoo99]

I've

Taken

To

Sending

Stuff

In

Morse

Code

It's

Far

Quicker.

[fatboy18]

Carry on Dot,....Oh wait., bugger Dash it!

[Bobberoo99]

fatboy18 said:

Carry on Dot,....Oh wait., bugger Dash it!

Hang on a cotton picking minute!!!!! You're going to Bugger Dot and then dash off!?!?!?

I have arisen this morning refreshed, revitalised and in tip top condition!!!!
Cough, hack!!!!! Oh ok then, no I haven't, I stumbled bleary eyed out of bed with a sore throat and an irritating cough!!!!