Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[Pericoloso]

First experiment worked ,time stood still since my last post and TT fell to page 2.

[Bobberoo99]

Now you see what you've done!!! Even proposing the banning of time has screwed up the space-time-continium!!!
Just as with food/water/beer a man cannot survive without time!!!!!
You and your wacky exPERIments, next you be suggesting there's no need for Absinthe!!!!

[Pericoloso]

Absinthe is the devils brew I tell thee....

I'll let you know how Sunday goes.

If it's on Sunday ,you'll know I failed.

Keeping the tv off will be tricky ,need to check I'm not going to miss anything good.

[Bobberoo99]

How very dare you!!!!
Absinthe is a gift from the gods, a veritable l'or de nectar!!!

Unless it's that Albanian stuff in which case it can be used as both a paint stripper and rust treatment!!

[DickyC]

Pericoloso said:

First experiment worked ,time stood still since my last post and TT fell to page 2.

The drive from Devon back to civilisation has affected me very badly today.

I looked at the picture and the words thay formed in my head were Lancia Stratos.

Some people drive professionally. Like a career type thing. How badly are they affected?

[Pericoloso]

DickyC said:

The drive from Devon back to civilisation has affected me very badly today.

I looked at the picture and the words thay formed in my head were Lancia Stratos.

Some people drive professionally. Like a career type thing. How badly are they affected?

Lancia connection.....I found out recently that the last Delta Integrale Evos were assembled in the factory that became

the Barchetta factory.

I already knew that the factory used by Maggiora to make the FIATs was ex Lancia but didn't know which era were built there.

[Bobberoo99]

Useless Trivial fact, a lad I worked with in the early 90's had a Lancia Beta, it was the first one I'd ever seen, a lovely looking thing and great fun for blatting around in, when it was working, which wasn't that often!!!

[Pericoloso]

A colleague bought a Beta 1600 coupe ,to replace a Capri 3.0 GXL he stuffed into a lamppost .

The front wings were held on by luck rather than weld and metal but he bought it anyway.

I just looked at FIAT forum ,a chap has just mentioned a new FIAT museum in the old Mirafiori building in Turin.

On it like a tramp on discarded chips.

It's only 6KMs from the national motor museum in the city.

[magooagain]

Peri there's a big doo for the coupes 25th Birthday in Turin in June.
I won't be going as I don't have a road legal one but a good group from FCCUK are going.

A very well orginised show by our Italien cousins.

[Bobberoo99]

Tomorrow will see me finally servicing the cars and replacing he bonnet lock on the Focus!!

[Pericoloso]

Thanks Magoo for that ,found thread and dates on coupe forum ,not sure if my itinerary fits in with them though.

[Pericoloso]

Is Bobbers still hogging the sick room ?

I have a hamster needing attention.

Dr Gleadle loves the overtime.

[Bobberoo99]

No Peri I have abandoned the sick room in favour of the residents lounge, I'm thinking that I may be able to kill off any LURGY left with alcohol!!!

[Pericoloso]

The Absinthe on offer this week would cure anything.
Don't drink it,just sniff the pungent fumes ,from 3 feet away.
You'll be right as rain in no time.

[Bobberoo99]

Pericoloso said:

The Absinthe on offer this week would cure anything.
Don't drink it,just sniff the pungent fumes ,from 3 feet away.
You'll be right as rain in no time.

Aha, that would explain why Battert was serving them with a fan in each one, I didn't realise it was to fan the fumes towards you I just thought he was going through one of his "It's a cocktail sir, would you like an umbrella?" Phases!!!

[Pericoloso]

He asked if I wanted sex on the beach.
I declined,I'm not that kinda girl.

[Bobberoo99]

I heard him offer slopes a Slow comfortable screw, but that wasn't in the bar.......

[glenrobbo]

Have you tried Battert's "Duckery" cocktail?

I thought he said "Dacquiri", but no, it's definitely made from blended duck.
You can see feathers and bits of beak in it.
And it comes with quite a big bill too.

[Bobberoo99]

"Duckery"!!!!!! Jesus and I thought his Harvey's Banger was bad enough being a blend of Harvey's Bristol cream and pureed sausages!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

"Duckery"!!!!!! Jesus and I thought his Harvey's Banger was bad enough being a blend of Harvey's Bristol cream and pureed sausages!!!

Are the sausages "Walls"?

Or has he put bits of Breeze block in it?