Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)
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moneymakestheworldgoaround said:
Oh... look at that, it’s time to attend the first car show of the year!
Hate waking up early
You're two weeks too late! Hate waking up early
TVR BHP ( Burghley Horse Power ) was two weeks ago...
Around 400 TVRs atteneed the "Season Opener"
But that's not important right now.
Who gave Battert access to the Trivstock Promotions budget?
And where is he off to in the Sopwith???
And it was me who booked the Half Witted Porn Stars.
Their publicity blurb said that they were "a thrusting, exciting young up & coming group who deliver an unbelievable performance on stage". "Opening with 'Get on Down and Get It Up', and finishing their set with the explosive climax of ''Satisfaction Guaranteed', they really go for it!"
Sounded just the ticket.
How was I to know?
Bobberoo99 said:
That label is rather misleading Dicky, surely it should read "delivery" service?!?! 
I've genuinely no idea what they're driving at. It's me drugs for life. The prescription is emailed to them by my GP and I pick them up once a month. It's been like that for twenty years or more. 
I'm wondering What is this Superdrug that they are urging you to experiment with? 
glenrobbo said:
And it was me who booked the Half Witted Porn Stars.
Their publicity blurb said that they were "a thrusting, exciting young up & coming group who deliver an unbelievable performance on stage". "Opening with 'Get on Down and Get It Up', and finishing their set with the explosive climax of ''Satisfaction Guaranteed', they really go for it!"
Sounded just the ticket.
How was I to know?
It's okay, Battert booked folk ensemble The Thieving Scumbags. After their disastrous first rehearsal he found all his Atmosperic Lighting had gone. Hurricane lamps to you and me. He thought they added a certain something but The Thieving Scumbags subtracted them anyway.Their publicity blurb said that they were "a thrusting, exciting young up & coming group who deliver an unbelievable performance on stage". "Opening with 'Get on Down and Get It Up', and finishing their set with the explosive climax of ''Satisfaction Guaranteed', they really go for it!"
Sounded just the ticket.
How was I to know?
glenrobbo said:
How long are you supposed to boil a chocolate egg?
I don't like my eggs hard-boiled.
We could do with a TT Hints and Tips Section.I don't like my eggs hard-boiled.
Hint The First: if your toasted, buttered Hot Cross Bun is too hot, simply add more butter. Heat will be drawn from the bun to melt the butter leaving it at a less dangerous temperature.
DickyC said:
Who booked the Half Witted Porn Stars for Trivstock? Has it occurred to you that instead of being an up and coming young band they might instead be half witted porn stars?
Their set starts and pandemonium breaks out in the VIP area.
You have to consider the implications.
Their set starts and pandemonium breaks out in the VIP area.
You have to consider the implications.
That may be my fault, I thought they were a Bare Naked Ladies tribute act, I'm guessing they're not!?!?!?These Porn Stars, they're not a pair of Russian girls are they?
It just dawned upon me that they could be the 'Ruskies' of General Banter fame. One of them had a 'tramp stamp' on her left inner thigh, something to do with Stalin I think.
Pushfit would remember, as indeed would English Tony. Whatever happened to him?
Morning (just) all.
Lovely GF has been, walked The Idiot and we had a nice breakfast together (yoghurt and fresh fruit, then strangled eggs on toast). Lovely GF has headed off to spend the day with her parents, leaving me and The Idiot to our own devices. He’s sleeping/dreaming next to me, while I surf PH and half watch a Netflix three part documentary on prohibition in the USA. It’s a frightening prospect (the prohibition, I mean).
I’m tempted to go for a beer later on in thanks for not having prohibition.
Egg and toast, because why not?
Just as a thought, have we ever considered selling free range pelican eggs? Are we sure that blasted bird is actually a “he” or could “he”, in fact, be a “she”? Not in any sort of “gender fluid” way, just actually functioning lady parts. Although depending on the pelican’s diet, I’m not sure I’d enjoy “fishy eggs”. That said, the following is a traditional German dish, “Strammer Max” (literally, “Strong Max”). Eggs on rye bread, with brown shrimp. It’s fanbloodysupertastic, I tell you.
I’ve also got a kebab in the fridge I still need to eat, as well as some North Sea crab salad, which LGF’s parents brought over with them for me, from Germany. That might give you a hint who the native German speaker might possibly be...
Lovely GF has been, walked The Idiot and we had a nice breakfast together (yoghurt and fresh fruit, then strangled eggs on toast). Lovely GF has headed off to spend the day with her parents, leaving me and The Idiot to our own devices. He’s sleeping/dreaming next to me, while I surf PH and half watch a Netflix three part documentary on prohibition in the USA. It’s a frightening prospect (the prohibition, I mean).
I’m tempted to go for a beer later on in thanks for not having prohibition.
Egg and toast, because why not?
Just as a thought, have we ever considered selling free range pelican eggs? Are we sure that blasted bird is actually a “he” or could “he”, in fact, be a “she”? Not in any sort of “gender fluid” way, just actually functioning lady parts. Although depending on the pelican’s diet, I’m not sure I’d enjoy “fishy eggs”. That said, the following is a traditional German dish, “Strammer Max” (literally, “Strong Max”). Eggs on rye bread, with brown shrimp. It’s fanbloodysupertastic, I tell you.
I’ve also got a kebab in the fridge I still need to eat, as well as some North Sea crab salad, which LGF’s parents brought over with them for me, from Germany. That might give you a hint who the native German speaker might possibly be...
The lost soul of a pusher who got the date wrong for the festival and is wandering around the airfield calling, "Anybody wanna score?" encountered old Mr Birtwhistle who is half the two man team who man the score box next to the pavilion for the Inter Village Cricket. The pusher was heartened by Mr Birtwhistle's enthusiasm and stuffed rather a lot of his best Red Leb into Mr Birtwhistle's pipe. If there is a match on presently could you alert the umpires to the reason behind any imaginative scores on the board? Many thanks.
Oh dear. It's the Easter 'Tarts and Vicars' charity cricket match this afternoon, having it large out on the airfield behind the Control Tower they are.
Major Lethbridge-Stewart is officiating, I'll see if we can get a message to him.
Current score is 106 for 4, Pelican declared pissed at lunch. Brassington considering the implications of the follow on.
Major Lethbridge-Stewart is officiating, I'll see if we can get a message to him.
Current score is 106 for 4, Pelican declared pissed at lunch. Brassington considering the implications of the follow on.
Here at chez Bobbers we already have some scores (not those sorts of scores you dirty boy ) i'm winning 2-0 at quoits, 15-13 at boules and it's 1-1 at Bananagrams at present!!
Lovely GF certainly looks after you two doesn't she Dibble!!
loved the picture of Jussi "helping" you with your watches over on my watch thread!! 
) i'm winning 2-0 at quoits, 15-13 at boules and it's 1-1 at Bananagrams at present!!Lovely GF certainly looks after you two doesn't she Dibble!!
loved the picture of Jussi "helping" you with your watches over on my watch thread!! Incidentally, Penrose is most certainly of male gender.
His name originates from here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Gibson
A larger pair of b
ks would be difficult to find.
His name originates from here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Gibson
A larger pair of b
ks would be difficult to find.Bobberoo99 said:
Lovely GF certainly looks after you two doesn't she Dibble!! loved the picture of Jussi "helping" you with your watches over on my watch thread!!
She really does and she’s put large parts of her life and business on hold over the past couple of years to help me out while I’ve been incapacitated. loved the picture of Jussi "helping" you with your watches over on my watch thread!! Jussi is, frankly, a complete and utter moron! That said, I love him to bits and I wouldn’t change him. Lovely GF loves him too and he is absolutely smitten with her. He’s so soft around her, it’s hilarious!
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