Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)
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Bobberoo99 said:
Has anyone seen anyone else?
Has the internet expired but no one told me??
Has Trivial Towers been shut down by inland revenue???
Has anyone put a 50p in the meter recently????
I don't know nuffink guv and I ain't sin no wun. Onnist.Has the internet expired but no one told me??
Has Trivial Towers been shut down by inland revenue???
Has anyone put a 50p in the meter recently????
Lissen, yew ain't sin me neiver, awroight? And if anywun arsks, just say nuffink.
Oh, and I ain't sin no drones neiver.
Bomma220 said:
No bother with that old boy.
Had a bit of a situation earlier this afternoon, we were all sat out in the garden and got 'buzzed' by one of those bloody drone things. Had a good poke around, then went and had a proper look through the window of Grandbomma's bedroom.
It was no match for the old Remy though. One cartridge, job done. It was a 'White Gold 12g' if anyone's interested. Sodding thing
Bloody good show Bomma. Had a bit of a situation earlier this afternoon, we were all sat out in the garden and got 'buzzed' by one of those bloody drone things. Had a good poke around, then went and had a proper look through the window of Grandbomma's bedroom.
It was no match for the old Remy though. One cartridge, job done. It was a 'White Gold 12g' if anyone's interested. Sodding thing
They could have borrowed you and your Remy at Gatport Airwick a few weeks ago instead of putting the whole shebang in lockdown and running around like headless chickens.
The Scholes scenario was ridiculous.
That's very kind of you your Dickyness, but you needn't have bothered!!
Well a week away from wemakeplanebits.com and I've come into.................s
t, I really shouldn't expect any less should I!?!?!? Machine = filthy, conveyor left running = coolant all over the floor under the machine, work too list = looks like someone let Big George lose with a crayon, although I'd guess his would still be neater and finally nobody knows anything!!!!!
Well a week away from wemakeplanebits.com and I've come into.................s
t, I really shouldn't expect any less should I!?!?!? Machine = filthy, conveyor left running = coolant all over the floor under the machine, work too list = looks like someone let Big George lose with a crayon, although I'd guess his would still be neater and finally nobody knows anything!!!!! 
Peeks round the edge of the door with a cheery grin/ Hi guys 
How's it going? Why has this door got a cheery grin? What's this about Mooks? I suppose I'll have to trot along to GG and have a look at the "Because Estate Car" thread... See ya later! Byee!
Clip clop clip clop clip clop Clip clop clip clop clip clop...
How's it going? Why has this door got a cheery grin? What's this about Mooks? I suppose I'll have to trot along to GG and have a look at the "Because Estate Car" thread... See ya later! Byee! Clip clop clip clop clip clop Clip clop clip clop clip clop...
Bobberoo99 said:
That's very kind of you your Dickyness, but you needn't have bothered!!
Well a week away from wemakeplanebits.com and I've come into.................st, I really shouldn't expect any less should I!?!?!? Machine = filthy, conveyor left running = coolant all over the floor under the machine, work too list = looks like someone let Big George lose with a crayon, although I'd guess his would still be neater and finally nobody knows anything!!!!!
Bobbers, this filthy machine of which you speak: it wouldn't happen to be the one that an old engineer told me about before he died, would it? Well a week away from wemakeplanebits.com and I've come into.................s
t, I really shouldn't expect any less should I!?!?!? Machine = filthy, conveyor left running = coolant all over the floor under the machine, work too list = looks like someone let Big George lose with a crayon, although I'd guess his would still be neater and finally nobody knows anything!!!!! Just askin'.
And Big George has been busy helping us all weekend.
By 'eck, he can certainly knock back the Boddington's.
For security reasons, I can't post a picture here, he would beat me up if I did!
...and on the conveyer belt tonight we have... a surfeit of coolant... a badly drawn work too list... some filth... a broom head... a box of "special things"... an aeroplane trying to take off... a nightshift manager's left shoe... a pair of blue nitrile surgical gloves... a bottle of Albanian fine single malt slivovitz... a packed lunch including a sandwich with a big bite out of it... a cuddly toy... a folding camping chair... a thermos flask that rattles when you shake it... a flat hedgehog. .. a broom handle... a banana... a promise of overtime to get back on schedule... three random Lego bricks... //curtains close.Now, young Bobbers, everything you remember, you will be taking home with you this evening.
And if you can remember 15 or more inside two minutes, you win tonight's star prize:
A week of undisturbed peaceful sleeps in our luxury queen size bed in the director's suite with use of the general manager's jacuzzi ! Wow! How's about that then?!
Now, what can you remember?????
Bobberoo99 said:
Why are you using an 'orse to get around glenrobbo? Have you decided to go all "green"?!?!?
Neigh, it's not a norse, Bobbers. 
I just happened to find these coconut shell halves and thought I might as well put them to good use to go and visit the GG forum.
I don't do green. But my Son-in-Law was looking a bit green yesterday morning.
Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 23 April 11:11
Bobberoo99 said:
There's nothing more satisfying than seeing someone else in that first flush of "Oh crap, why did I drink all that last night?!?!?!?" 
I can recite the whole list glenrobbo, mainly because it's all scattered around me as I type this!!!
Well that's just cheating! I can recite the whole list glenrobbo, mainly because it's all scattered around me as I type this!!!
The dolly girls behind the curtains were supposed to hide them as they came off the end of the conveyer belt. ( The prizes, not the dolly girls assets, although they don't leave much to the imagination, do they? )
I'm sorry, but under the circumstances, I have no alternative but to declare this game is null and void and all prizes are forfeit. But as a gesture of goodwill, we'll let you keep the blue nitrile gloves as a momento.
And to be fair to my S-i-L, he did drink almost as much as I did, the idiot.
Luckily I was the first to get some of the wonderful restorative bacon butties. Yum! 
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