Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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Too late to stand down the front gun, Mad McGinty is in there living up to his name with a crate of Gordons. The door is locked and he won’t listen which is possibly on account of his wearing earplugs. We’ll have go let go a salvo at something else nearby....

Bobbers how do you get on with your neighbours?

ambuletz

10,745 posts

181 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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just called up work to take the day off. It's my birthday. Would much rather spend the day alone. I wasn't sure if I'd get the day off, but I did. only now I'm at home dressed/awake... i suppose i'll just go back to bed?

Edited by ambuletz on Monday 14th January 08:17

DickyC

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49,764 posts

198 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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ambuletz said:
just called up work to take the day off. It's my birthday. Would much rather spend the day alone.
Alone? Alone on your birthday? Balderdash! There will be virtual drink and cake in here all day. We love a birthday.

On a slightly different note, when I typed in 'Balderdash' my phone decided I meant 'Geoffrey.'

So there we are.

Balderdash, Geoffrey.

Bobberoo99

38,659 posts

98 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Geoffrey Balderdash? Wasn't he the chap who used to sit in the corner of the bar refusing to believe anything????

ION morning chaps, I'm surfing tinternet trying to source the bits for some work on both cars this year!!
Oh and my neighbours have been round this morning throwing wild accusations around about some sort of strafing run in the early hours, anybody know what that's about?????

DickyC

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49,764 posts

198 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Oh and my neighbours have been round this morning throwing wild accusations around about some sort of strafing run in the early hours, anybody know what that's about?????
It won't happen again. The ammo was so old it was no longer synchronous and he shot away most of his propeller. The CO will give him a bit of a dressing down later.

/save the sopwith

glenrobbo

35,277 posts

150 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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DickyC said:
Alone? Alone on your birthday? Balderdash! There will be virtual drink and cake in here all day. We love a birthday.

On a slightly different note, when I typed in 'Balderdash' my phone decided I meant 'Geoffrey.'

So there we are.

Balderdash, Geoffrey.
Baron Balderdash Archer of Weston-super-Mare?
The disgraced Tory ex-MP?

Hmmmm.

Happy Birthday Ambuletz! partywoohoobeerbeer :cheers: drink
Rest assured you are not alone.
There are thousands of solitary people all over the world.

Where's that cake? lick

glenrobbo

35,277 posts

150 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Oh and my neighbours have been round this morning throwing wild accusations around about some sort of strafing run in the early hours, anybody know what that's about?????
It won't happen again. The ammo was so old it was no longer synchronous and he shot away most of his propeller. The CO will give him a bit of a dressing down later.

/save the sopwith
Bobbers, tell your neighbours to think themselves lucky:
it was supposed to have been a salvo of 12" shells all the way from Belfast. rolleyes

glenrobbo

35,277 posts

150 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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ambuletz said:
just called up work to take the day off. It's my birthday. Would much rather spend the day alone. I wasn't sure if I'd get the day off, but I did. only now I'm at home dressed/awake... i suppose i'll just go back to bed?
Birthdays are really good for you:

The more you have, the longer you live! smile

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Jimmy Recard said:
I somehow haven't read Catch-22 yet. So I'm going to start it this evening, after dinner
Not as simple as it sounds.

To be reading Catch 22 and therefore fulfilling a lifelong ambition, is nullified by the complex and intricate text rendering the book unreadable.

( Catch 23).

Bobberoo99

38,659 posts

98 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Jimmy Recard said:
I somehow haven't read Catch-22 yet. So I'm going to start it this evening, after dinner
Not as simple as it sounds.

To be reading Catch 22 and therefore fulfilling a lifelong ambition, is nullified by the complex and intricate text rendering the book unreadable.

( Catch 23).
WOW, that's deep man!!!!! hippy

Forgot to wish ambuletz a happy birthday!!!! wavey

glenrobbo

35,277 posts

150 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Forgot to wish ambuletz a happy birthday!!!! wavey
I think he's gone back to bed time celebrate... sleep

ambuletz

10,745 posts

181 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys. smile

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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ambuletz said:
Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys. smile
Now get back to bed and enjoy the rest of your day!

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Bit late in today, I've been fitting a new ballcock in the cludgie. Anyhow, I asked the kitchen to knock up a birthday cake for ambuletz:



Unfortunately, one of the residents got a bit over excited and has extinguished the candles. Never mind, we can all still have a slice a bit later on.

Happy birthday chap party

Bobberoo99

38,659 posts

98 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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That really does look like Mrs Bobbers cooking!!!!




You won't tell her I said that will you???

I've just given the Rover a celebratory clean as a reward for passing his MOT!!!

Bobberoo99

38,659 posts

98 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Am I the only person sat here wondering just what the fk this useless bunch of moronic halfwit tts know as MP's think they're playing at? We voted to leave the EU, get the fk over it and do our bidding, because at the end of the day that's what you're employed to do, we voted you bunch of idiots in to do our bidding, not fight amongst yourselves trying inflict YOUR will on us and everyone else!!!!

ambuletz

10,745 posts

181 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Just got myself a bottle of jamerson for the evening and will be ordering a pizza much later on. lick

fatboy18

18,948 posts

211 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Top tip, Don't use plastic plumbing pipework in a loft with a plastic water tank. Squirrels thought it would be fun to nibble through the pipework and flood the house! Very soggy ground floor kitchen and dining room, and the sanded wood floor did not fair well either.

Oh, and the Ceiling collapsed!

I have had a industrial dehumidifier running 24hrs a day for over a week and the place is still soaking!

(glad its not my house)!.

DickyC

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49,764 posts

198 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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My junk mail has suddenly got itself organised. It's now just expensive holidays, retirement homes and funeral cover.

Thanks.

Thanks a bunch.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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DickyC said:
My junk mail has suddenly got itself organised. It's now just expensive holidays, retirement homes and funeral cover.

Thanks.

Thanks a bunch.
The Twilight Home For The Permanently Bewildered?

Though so

See you there then
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