Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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Bobberoo99

7,638 posts

39 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Digga said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Hooded crows or Jackdaws, big ugly black bullying bds and my garden's full of them!!! The smaller birds don't really get a look in between them and the fat pigeons!!! Chris Packham has a lot to answer for!!
Same here.

I've been sat here watching them the last half hour waiting for the escape committee meeting to start. I'm not very good with these military style timingn(I never even finished in Scouts) so may have mixed 0600!with 0900.
0600 is earlier than 0900, hope that clears things up!!
I did consider borrowing the Minigun from the hangar to sort the buggers out, but Mrs Bobbers reminded me that the neighbours probably wouldn't be overly happy with the missing chunks of fence/hedge/house which would inevitably ensue!!!

Bomma220

5,993 posts

66 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Digga said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Hooded crows or Jackdaws, big ugly black bullying bds and my garden's full of them!!! The smaller birds don't really get a look in between them and the fat pigeons!!! Chris Packham has a lot to answer for!!
Same here.

I've been sat here watching them the last half hour waiting for the escape committee meeting to start. I'm not very good with these military style timingn(I never even finished in Scouts) so may have mixed 0600!with 0900.
Buggers they are, sod Chris Packham. You're welcome to borrow the Remy, that'll bloody shift them.

As regards the timing, the meeting is scheduled for 10.00 Zulu. You're most welcome to pop in the hangar around nine o'clock old chap, I'll have the kettle by on by then, Probably have a a bit of toast on too.

glenrobbo

14,371 posts

91 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Alright, which one of you lot smoked my kipper? irked

I've just come down for breakfast and found just the tail end of it stubbed out in the ashtray.

I'll have to make do with a bowl of that John Innes No.3 muck. rolleyes

I'm warning you, if my cholesterol drops down below the safe minimum, I'll hold you all collectively responsible unless the culprit owns up. nono

You know who you are.
Bloody disgraceful behaviour. grumpy

fatboy18

16,077 posts

152 months

Wednesday 15th May
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You sure your not at my house? I have remnants of Oily fish from last night on the tray?

Thinking of going to Kew Gardens today but the thought of Driving into a 20mph Zone is putting me off frown


glenrobbo

14,371 posts

91 months

Wednesday 15th May
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military style timingn(I

scratchchin Is that a Zulu thing? Sounds like it could be. Or is it Hottentot?
They don't like it up 'em, Captain Mainwaring!

I've just heard that the Escape Committee meeting has been postponed.
Apparently last night, six of them were recaptured trying to tunnel their way back in to attend the meeting. They have been dragged off to ze cooler.

Standby for an update, we may have to resort to Plan A.


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DickyC

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32,533 posts

139 months

Wednesday 15th May
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fatboy18 said:
You sure your not at my house? I have remnants of Oily fish from last night on the tray?

Thinking of going to Kew Gardens today but the thought of Driving into a 20mph Zone is putting me off frown

Only a tiddly bit will be 20. The rest will be Carte Blanche as usual.

fatboy18

16,077 posts

152 months

Wednesday 15th May
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DickyC said:
fatboy18 said:
You sure your not at my house? I have remnants of Oily fish from last night on the tray?

Thinking of going to Kew Gardens today but the thought of Driving into a 20mph Zone is putting me off frown

Only a tiddly bit will be 20. The rest will be Carte Blanche as usual.
0 to 15 mph then hehe

Digga

26,773 posts

224 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Bomma220 said:
Zulu.
glenrobbo said:
Zulu
DON'T PANIC!!!

They don't like it up 'em, the cold steel.

Bomma220

5,993 posts

66 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Zulu?

Colour Sergeant Bourne:
It's a miracle.

Lieutenant John Chard:
If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.

Colour Sergeant Bourne:
And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.

Bobberoo99

7,638 posts

39 months

Wednesday 15th May
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All this talk of Zulu's, bayonets and guts has me hankereing for another shiny, slashy stabby thing!! cloud9


We went to Kew a few years back, twas a fabulous day out, we just drove into that there London and parked literally outside!!!

Bobberoo99

7,638 posts

39 months

Wednesday 15th May
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cry Why is it whenever I get my shiny slashy stabby things out you all run away and hide??? There's nothing wrong with liking the feel of a nice, sharp, shiny slicey thing!!! nono

Digga

26,773 posts

224 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Bobberoo99 said:
cry Why is it whenever I get my shiny slashy stabby things out you all run away and hide???
Because they don't like it up 'em either?

glenrobbo

14,371 posts

91 months

Wednesday 15th May
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shoutIt's okay Bobbers! Just put the knives down and back slowly away from the table with your arms in the air! That's a good boy.

Bobberoo99

7,638 posts

39 months

Wednesday 15th May
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But, but, but I love the shiny slashy things, I need them, they make me complete!!!!!! weeping

glenrobbo

14,371 posts

91 months

Wednesday 15th May
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There there there Bobbers.

There's your Lego. thumbup

Lego is nice.

Lego is safe.

There is a whole world of Lego just waiting for you.... cloud9
Come over here and sit down and let's make something amazing to show all the nice people how well-behaved you can be when you try...

Bobberoo99

7,638 posts

39 months

Wednesday 15th May
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glenrobbo said:
There there there Bobbers.

There's your Lego. thumbup

Lego is nice.

Lego is safe.

There is a whole world of Lego just waiting for you.... cloud9
Come over here and sit down and let's make something amazing to show all the nice people how well-behaved you can be when you try...
Thank you uncle glenrobbo!!! Can we make a big, shiny, slashy stabby thing out of Lego??? bounce

glenrobbo

14,371 posts

91 months

Wednesday 15th May
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fatboy18 said:
DickyC said:
fatboy18 said:
You sure your not at my house? I have remnants of Oily fish from last night on the tray?

Thinking of going to Kew Gardens today but the thought of Driving into a 20mph Zone is putting me off frown

Only a tiddly bit will be 20. The rest will be Carte Blanche as usual.
0 to 15 mph then hehe
I have heard that some say that somebody in that London achived 0 to 15 mph in under 22 minutes, but it was in the early morning before the rush hour.


What a perfect day it is for doing do-nuts on Horse Guards Parade in the old TVR. driving

There's a lovely echo from the surrounding buildings too. ears :biggrin: cloud9

Anything to exploit the full potential of the Emissions Zone restrictions...

glenrobbo

14,371 posts

91 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Bobberoo99 said:
Thank you uncle glenrobbo!!! Can we make a big, shiny, slashy stabby thing out of Lego??? bounce
Absolutely not. And we'll avoid that nasty Pirate Ship Lego set as well, with all those swarthy Lego pirates with their tiny cutlasses and scimitars and rapiers and swords.
I should never have bought you that plastic pirate cutlass when you were so young and impressionable. nono

I should have known better.

I blame myself.


It's all my fault....




weeping

Bobberoo99

7,638 posts

39 months

Wednesday 15th May
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frown Ok then. I promise i'll play nice!!!! No more nasty piratey things, or slashy things!!!

Can I play with the grenade launcher instead??? smile

glenrobbo

14,371 posts

91 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Bobberoo99 said:
frown Ok then. I promise i'll play nice!!!! No more nasty piratey things, or slashy things!!!

Can I play with the grenade launcher instead??? smile
Of course young man, just pop over to the big hangar and ask Uncle Bomma nicely.




/ Aside whisper: What harm can it do? He's such a playful little scamp, isn't he? wink
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