Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)
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Digga said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Hooded crows or Jackdaws, big ugly black bullying b
ds and my garden's full of them!!! The smaller birds don't really get a look in between them and the fat pigeons!!! Chris Packham has a lot to answer for!!
Same here.ds and my garden's full of them!!! The smaller birds don't really get a look in between them and the fat pigeons!!! Chris Packham has a lot to answer for!!I've been sat here watching them the last half hour waiting for the escape committee meeting to start. I'm not very good with these military style timingn(I never even finished in Scouts) so may have mixed 0600!with 0900.
I did consider borrowing the Minigun from the hangar to sort the buggers out, but Mrs Bobbers reminded me that the neighbours probably wouldn't be overly happy with the missing chunks of fence/hedge/house which would inevitably ensue!!!
Digga said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Hooded crows or Jackdaws, big ugly black bullying bds and my garden's full of them!!! The smaller birds don't really get a look in between them and the fat pigeons!!! Chris Packham has a lot to answer for!!
Same here.ds and my garden's full of them!!! The smaller birds don't really get a look in between them and the fat pigeons!!! Chris Packham has a lot to answer for!!I've been sat here watching them the last half hour waiting for the escape committee meeting to start. I'm not very good with these military style timingn(I never even finished in Scouts) so may have mixed 0600!with 0900.
As regards the timing, the meeting is scheduled for 10.00 Zulu. You're most welcome to pop in the hangar around nine o'clock old chap, I'll have the kettle by on by then, Probably have a a bit of toast on too.
Alright, which one of you lot smoked my kipper? 
I've just come down for breakfast and found just the tail end of it stubbed out in the ashtray.
I'll have to make do with a bowl of that John Innes No.3 muck.
I'm warning you, if my cholesterol drops down below the safe minimum, I'll hold you all collectively responsible unless the culprit owns up.
You know who you are.
Bloody disgraceful behaviour.
I've just come down for breakfast and found just the tail end of it stubbed out in the ashtray.
I'll have to make do with a bowl of that John Innes No.3 muck.
I'm warning you, if my cholesterol drops down below the safe minimum, I'll hold you all collectively responsible unless the culprit owns up.
You know who you are.
Bloody disgraceful behaviour.
military style timingn(I
Is that a Zulu thing? Sounds like it could be. Or is it Hottentot?
They don't like it up 'em, Captain Mainwaring!
I've just heard that the Escape Committee meeting has been postponed.
Apparently last night, six of them were recaptured trying to tunnel their way back in to attend the meeting. They have been dragged off to ze cooler.
Standby for an update, we may have to resort to Plan A.
Is that a Zulu thing? Sounds like it could be. Or is it Hottentot? They don't like it up 'em, Captain Mainwaring!
I've just heard that the Escape Committee meeting has been postponed.
Apparently last night, six of them were recaptured trying to tunnel their way back in to attend the meeting. They have been dragged off to ze cooler.
Standby for an update, we may have to resort to Plan A.
DickyC said:
fatboy18 said:
You sure your not at my house? I have remnants of Oily fish from last night on the tray?
Thinking of going to Kew Gardens today but the thought of Driving into a 20mph Zone is putting me off
Only a tiddly bit will be 20. The rest will be Carte Blanche as usual. Thinking of going to Kew Gardens today but the thought of Driving into a 20mph Zone is putting me off
Why is it whenever I get my shiny slashy stabby things out you all run away and hide??? There's nothing wrong with liking the feel of a nice, sharp, shiny slicey thing!!! 
It's okay Bobbers! Just put the knives down and back slowly away from the table with your arms in the air! That's a good boy. glenrobbo said:
There there there Bobbers.
There's your Lego.
Lego is nice.
Lego is safe.
There is a whole world of Lego just waiting for you....
Come over here and sit down and let's make something amazing to show all the nice people how well-behaved you can be when you try...
Thank you uncle glenrobbo!!! Can we make a big, shiny, slashy stabby thing out of Lego??? There's your Lego.
Lego is nice.
Lego is safe.
There is a whole world of Lego just waiting for you....
Come over here and sit down and let's make something amazing to show all the nice people how well-behaved you can be when you try...
fatboy18 said:
DickyC said:
fatboy18 said:
You sure your not at my house? I have remnants of Oily fish from last night on the tray?
Thinking of going to Kew Gardens today but the thought of Driving into a 20mph Zone is putting me off
Only a tiddly bit will be 20. The rest will be Carte Blanche as usual. Thinking of going to Kew Gardens today but the thought of Driving into a 20mph Zone is putting me off
What a perfect day it is for doing do-nuts on Horse Guards Parade in the old TVR.
There's a lovely echo from the surrounding buildings too.
:biggrin: Anything to exploit the full potential of the Emissions Zone restrictions...
Bobberoo99 said:
Thank you uncle glenrobbo!!! Can we make a big, shiny, slashy stabby thing out of Lego???
Absolutely not. And we'll avoid that nasty Pirate Ship Lego set as well, with all those swarthy Lego pirates with their tiny cutlasses and scimitars and rapiers and swords.I should never have bought you that plastic pirate cutlass when you were so young and impressionable.
I should have known better.
I blame myself.
It's all my fault....
Bobberoo99 said:
Ok then. I promise i'll play nice!!!! No more nasty piratey things, or slashy things!!!Can I play with the grenade launcher instead???
/ Aside whisper: What harm can it do? He's such a playful little scamp, isn't he?
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