Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[Bobberoo99]

The Rover is poorly, not terminal poorly, just noisy, blowy exhaust poorly. The front section which goes from the manifold under the sump and incorporates the flex joint (which is the part that's blowing), the cat and the lambda sensor is being replaced tomorrow, Kwik fit wanted £355, I can buy the section and fitting kit for £110, but Formula 1 came back with £215 fitted so that's where it's going tomorrow!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Ah, there you are Sir glenrobbo of the TVR, not off gallivanting around the countryside today then? About this hamster infestation in the small hangar, what do you propose we do about it?? Even the fking pelican refuses to go in there now!!!!
I suppose we could get Scrump to test the weaponry of his Type45 on it, I mean, do we actually use it for anything other than random slightly illegal pursuits storing stuff???

Are they Fortnum and Mason hamsters or just those special Columbian ones that Battert found on the Dark Web?

If the latter, then they will probably be picked up in the small hours of Sunday morning by those anonymous fellows in the blacked-out Overfinch Range Rovers and powerful V8 AMG thing that sounds like a thunderstorm.

If the former, we can expect a bank holiday visit from His Lordship on one of his infrequent forays back to the Old Manse to check on whatever it is that he keeps down in his cellars.
I for one will just be having a light breakfast on the Bank Holiday Monday.
He usually put on a magnificent spread for the residents and staff before he heads back to Monte Carlo.

[Bobberoo99]

In my continued attempt to maintain my crown of "world's greatest husband" I have today cleaned the kitchen, the bathroom and hoovered the entire house, then i made a venison sausage casserole with mashed potatoes and carrot and Swede mash too!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

In my continued attempt to maintain my crown of "world's greatest husband" I have today cleaned the kitchen, the bathroom and hoovered the entire house *
then i made a venison sausage casserole with mashed potatoes and carrot and Swede mash too!!!

All to the tune of "I want to break free..."?

* You missed a bit.

Just there.
Under the eaves, round the back.

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 16th May 17:05

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

In my continued attempt to maintain my crown of "world's greatest husband" I have today cleaned the kitchen, the bathroom and hoovered the entire house, then i made a venison sausage casserole with mashed potatoes and carrot and Swede mash too!!!

All to the tune of "I want to break free..."?

Of course!!!! All the while dressed in a Basque, sheer black stockings, six inch stilettos, leather gauntlets and a gas mask!!!!

[Bobberoo99]

I've just fixed my water butt to water butt link, it had parted company with the fitting, so a piece of old inner tube courtesy of my neighbour, some black insulating tape and Bob's your father's brother!!!

[Bobberoo99]

I take it water butts, Basques and gas masks are the trigger words for you all to hide again?

Chaps?


Coooee!!!!



OI YOU LOT!!!!!

[DickyC]

They are three of the trigger words, yes.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

They are three of the trigger words, yes.

Oh, OH!!! Does that mean I need to work out what the other trigger words are?!?!

[Bomma220]

Hamsters? In the small hangar? I though they were gerbils, I may be mistaken. As I said, I try to avoid going in there, it's like the aftermath of an explosion in a pet shop.

It'll need a proper sorting out sometime.

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh, OH!!! Does that mean I need to work out what the other trigger words are?!?!

Try it. We can see how secure they are. Lob words in at random. We can test the system by elimination.

Aspidistra.

[DickyC]

Did anything happen? I'm behind the Chesterfield.

[DickyC]

And I've forgotten my periscope.

[Bobberoo99]

Ok then here goes!!

Artichoke

Balmoral

Clydesdale

Dipstick

Euphemism

fkwit

This could take a while!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Gargleblaster
Hampster
Innuendo
Jumbly
Kack
Lingual
Marmite
Ndoscopy
Oh!
Pumpkin
Queasy
Rse
Titfer
Undercrackers
Vernacular
Wibblewobble
Xtract
Why
Zulu

This concludes the TT Phrenetic Alfiebet.

Feel free to select your own trigger words.
You will note that I have intentionally avoided the use of words such as Minigun, Remy, Tonka and Ffking Pelican

[DickyC]

Is that Ffking pelican with a silent F?

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Is that Ffking pelican with a silent F?

No, it's a capital expletive Ff

As in Ffs.

[glenrobbo]

Upon reviewing the list, it would appear that I have omitted the S-word.

I am open to suggestiveness.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Upon reviewing the list, it would appear that I have omitted the S-word.

I am open to suggestiveness.

I know!!!

I'd like to nominate "Sasquatch" for the S word, not because I resemble one either!!!

It's silly o'clock on a Friday morning, Dawn is just starting to break, which is a good thing because I don't think they could keep torturing her for much longer!!!!
I shall return to wemakeplanebits.com and beaver away for 8hrs today, you all know how I do like a nice beaver!!!

[Bobberoo99]

Conversation with Mrs Bobbers last night:-
Me- what do you want to do on Sunday?
Her- I don't know, what's the weather going to be like?
Me- (looks at weather on phone) Looks like it's possibly raining!
Her- Well I guess that rules out running around the garden naked then!!!
I do sometimes worry about her sanity, only sometimes though!!!!