Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[DickyC]

We've been committeed again. The Trivial Towers Sub-Committee on Trigger Words and Phrases has pronounced that all triggers must reflect the day of the week they are called into use such that all triggers used on a Monday will commence with an M, Tuesday with a T and so on. When it was pointed out that Tuesday and Thursday both begin with T, and Saturday and Sunday both commence with an S they resumed their deliberations and have issued a new set of guidelines whereby triggers commence with the initial letter of the day of the incident when the trigger is required except where days commence T or S in which cases the trigger must commence with the first two letters to avoid confusion. For example:

Mnemonic would be Monday
Turriferous Tuesday
Waldflute Wednesday
Theriomorphosis Thursday
Facultative Friday
Saurophagous Saturday
Sussultatory Sunday

Alfie Bet, the local Bookmaker and pressed flower aficionado, suggested speaking the definition of the word rather than the word itself for added security. He thought by saying "Characterised by large up and down vibrations" instead of "Sussultatory" teams of Trivialites the length and breadth of Trivton and the Trivborough catchment area would burst into life. The committee viewed this as extremely unlikely but thanked him for his contribution to the debate.

Clarification is available upon request.

[glenrobbo]

Nothing wrong with a bit of dancing naked in the rain...

https://youtu.be/MLSGYZpsg9k

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Clarification is available upon request.

Ghee. Can I have 6 ounces please?
Do I need to bring my own container, or does it come in a slightly drippy greaseproof paper bag?

DickyC said:

And I've forgotten my periscope.

Never mind, you can borrow my Super X-Ray Specs.
Where is Iva Barchetta, anyway?
He needs to keep us better informed than this.
We wouldn't want him to end up like Timmy45.

Perhaps if we all danced naked in the rain around a bowl of pasta?
I'm pretty sure Mrs. Brassington would be up for some of that.

[Bobberoo99]

Hhhhmmmm, a bunch of sweaty, naked, old blokes dancing naked around a bowl of pasta!!!
Sounds vaguely familiar!! Didn't we do something very similar at the opening ceremony for Batterts Trivton Henge???
Talking of that, have you noticed that he's started to take the East wall down on his walled garden/fortification/boundary extension?? I have no idea why but he's removed a section of wall and just left the corner turret stood there!!!
I'd also like put forward the suggestion of it being "Fractious - Friday", no reason other than I like the word!!!

[Bobberoo99]

Today I'm having a bit of a Hip Hop/Rap day, so far I've listened to Eminem and Macklemore, this may change as the day progresses!!

[Digga]

That's the trigger words covered.

Could someone please PM me the safe word?

[Bobberoo99]

I believe the "safe word" changes weekly, and may be a combination of up to three random words picked from a list selotaped inside the cludgie door!!

[DickyC]

Digga said:

That's the trigger words covered.

Could someone please PM me the safe word?

Safe phrase this week:

Balancing Wine Holder

[P5BNij]

I've been gazing deeply into my crystal ball, next week's phrase will be 'on no, Neasden'.

The North Circular has so much to answer for...

[DickyC]

Bizarre Coincidence of the Day.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bizarre Coincidence of the Day.

IT'S MAGIC, WITCHCRAFT, I TELL YOU, WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bobberoo99]

I've made good my escape from wemakeplanebits.com and have taken up residence in the waiting room of Formula 1, let's see how long I'm here........

[Bobberoo99]

The following should be read in a nasal Newcastle accent.
An hour in and the Rover's only just gone on to a ramp, Bobbers is starting to get bored and is contemplating buying a cup of coffee.......

[Digga]

DickyC said:

Digga said:

That's the trigger words covered.

Could someone please PM me the safe word?

Safe phrase this week:

Balancing Wine Holder

Thanks. Wish I'd known a bit earlier.

Those Trivton WI women play pretty tough. That's the last time I join their coffee and wrestling morning.

[Bobberoo99]

Digga said:

DickyC said:

Digga said:

That's the trigger words covered.

Could someone please PM me the safe word?

Safe phrase this week:

Balancing Wine Holder

Thanks. Wish I'd known a bit earlier.

Those Trivton WI women play pretty tough. That's the last time I join their coffee and wrestling morning.

Have you only just managed to escape from Mrs Dagwood's headlock?!?!

ION it's still not done, they couldn't get the sensor out so we're now waiting on a replacement, another £100+ on the price!!!

[Digga]

Bobberoo99 said:

Digga said:

DickyC said:

Digga said:

That's the trigger words covered.

Could someone please PM me the safe word?

Safe phrase this week:

Balancing Wine Holder

Thanks. Wish I'd known a bit earlier.

Those Trivton WI women play pretty tough. That's the last time I join their coffee and wrestling morning.

Have you only just managed to escape from Mrs Dagwood's headlock?!?!

ION it's still not done, they couldn't get the sensor out so we're now waiting on a replacement, another £100+ on the price!!!

Worse than that. There's no known cure for an atomic wedgie. Waistband's stretched beyond the elastic limit. A perfectly decent pair of Y fronts, that would otherwise have lasted a second decade, scrapped.

Whether you are pro or anti Brexit, you would trust neither the Conservatives or Labour.

Edited by Digga on Friday 17th May 16:31

[glenrobbo]

Digga said:

Worse than that. There's no known cure for an atomic wedgie. Waistband's stretched beyond the elastic limit. A perfectly decent pair of Y fronts, that would otherwise have lasted a second decade, scrapped.

Whether you are pro or anti Brexit, you would trust neither the Conservatives or Labour.

Trust? The bloody lot of them should be trussed!

Useless bunch of overpaid inept shambling ne'er-do-well wasters, the lot of 'em.

Then they should all be herded into a lovely big 10'x10'x10' dark dank damp oubliette and subjected to endless hours of Peston prattling on in his usual infuriating manner about Brexit. With no safe word or phrase available.


Bah!

This course of action would free up quite a few decent homes for the needy and quite a bit of space in that big pointy building on the bank of the Thames for something useful like a daycare centre for the elderly and a duty-free bar.

Oh. I see half of it has already been put to that use. Very worthy, I'm sure.
Though I'm not so sure about the pervasive smell of stale urine emanating from all those peers benches.

[Bobberoo99]

Digga said:

Worse than that. There's no known cure for an atomic wedgie. Waistband's stretched beyond the elastic limit. A perfectly decent pair of Y fronts, that would otherwise have lasted a second decade, scrapped.

Whether you are pro or anti Brexit, you would trust neither the Conservatives or Labour.

Edited by Digga on Friday 17th May 16:31

MP's, self serving, obnoxious, over paid tts!!!

Final bill for the Rover..........




£329.40!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

MP's, self serving, obnoxious, over paid tts!!!

Final bill for the Rover..........




£329.40!!!!

That's still a saving of £25.60 compared to the Kwik-Fit bodge it and scarper quote.


I believe "Lambda" was one of Timmy's favourite ewe's safe word.

As for the MPs, I think you are rating them far too highly, Bobbers.

Edited by glenrobbo on Friday 17th May 17:29

[Bobberoo99]

If I said what I really thought of them glenrobbo I'd quite probably be banned from the site!!!!