Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)
Discussion
glenrobbo said:
A good few years ago we had rather eccentric neighbours who had quite a menagerie of household pets including a cocker spaniel, a dachshund, two cats and a rabbit.
They were all house-trained and very well behaved, living together in harmony most of the time.
Any sign of discord was rapidly subdued by the Boss, the Alpha, El Capo, the Leader of the Pack:
Yep, you guessed right. The rabbit.
He was top of the pecking order in the household. I kid you not.
That rabbit was dynamite!
Our first bunny Brian, stop sniggering Mrs Bobbers insisted he had to have a B name to go with bunny, was quite a character, he always chased the pigeons out of the garden and wouldn't put up with any cats being in "his" garden, I witnessed him attack two different cats neither of which came back and one of which got kicked about 4 or 5 feet by him!!!! They were all house-trained and very well behaved, living together in harmony most of the time.
Any sign of discord was rapidly subdued by the Boss, the Alpha, El Capo, the Leader of the Pack:
Yep, you guessed right. The rabbit.
He was top of the pecking order in the household. I kid you not.
That rabbit was dynamite!
DickyC said:
So, there was Ronnie and Reggie Rabbit who were violent and their elder brother Brian who was certifiable. One of his aliases was Broadmoor Bunny.
It would seem that they share a remarkably coincidentally parallel life with the notorious brothers Doug and Dinsdale Pirrhana.... Or possibly Piranha.
Yep, that'sounds more like it. What was I thinking, eh?
Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 22 January 01:05
glenrobbo said:
A lady I know used to have such a rabbit.
She named him "Reggie".
She said he was "Reggie Rabbit", but I think he was really more like Reggie Kray.
You wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him...
My first rabbit, a black and white called Fulham, was kept at my nan's house. Fulham suddenly disappeared and it was ages before I discovered that my granddad had dissapeared him into the pot.She named him "Reggie".
She said he was "Reggie Rabbit", but I think he was really more like Reggie Kray.
You wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him...
nonsequitur said:
My first rabbit, a black and white called Fulham, was kept at my nan's house. Fulham suddenly disappeared and it was ages before I discovered that my granddad had dissapeared him into the pot.
That's absolutely terrible, Nonsequential! It's hard to magine the effect on a poor young boy discovering that his granddad was a bunny boiler!
Perhaps he got fed up of supporting Fulham?
You should have called your bunny "Hotspur" or "Magpie".
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What have you done?
I started a thread in General Gassing called Driving is a team sport with a lot of non-team players.
Honestly, I thought I was playing to the Gallery. Apparently not. According to some, the sort of courtesy I would like to see extended to fellow road users is dangerous. The notion is polarising opinion.
If we reopen the Tap Room we can have opposing camps in different bars.
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