Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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DickyC said:
Plain Rapper is currently under house arrest on suspicion of crimes against hip hop.
I'd heard this, apparently him and his less offensive mate "Vanilla slushpuppy" we're seen promoting safe sex, peace and good will to all!!!!

DickyC

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49,747 posts

198 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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Is there a Pericoloso in the house?

The guvnor of a little garage I do a bit of work for - Inthesticks Motors - is on Facebook contemplating what to do with a 72 Mk3 Cortina. He seems out of his depth. I suspect he wouldn't want to sell it on the open market in case his business is lumbered with a numbskull demanding a warranty. He needs to sell it to someone who won't come back.

DickyC

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49,747 posts

198 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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It's a 4 door in pale blue.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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glenrobbo said:
I could send it to you hidden inside a copy of the Dirty Vicar's Book of Tits and Bums, if that's OK?
I've got the Archdeacon over at the hangar at the mo. Not Amused, he's threatening all sorts of litigation.

Should I send him up to the Main House? Is the Major around?

DickyC

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49,747 posts

198 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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Major Domo? We gave him the weekend off to go to Aberystwyth for the international topless sausage eating semi-finals. I said he should at least wear a cardigan but he wouldn't hear of it.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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Mk 3 Cortina?

DickyC

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49,747 posts

198 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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Bomma220 said:
Mk 3 Cortina?
Not sure how to copy a Facebook link on my phone but go on to FB and search for 'lee mvm moss' (and you should find Lee Moss at Moss Vehicle Maintenance). Nice guy. Good bloke to deal with.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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DickyC said:
Major Domo? We gave him the weekend off to go to Aberystwyth for the international topless sausage eating semi-finals. I said he should at least wear a cardigan but he wouldn't hear of it.
Hellfire, is that this weekend? I had it in my diary as next, I had planned to go. I thought Mrs Greenfield could have prepared a nice batch of Cumberlands for the event.

glenrobbo

35,253 posts

150 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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Bomma220 said:
I've got the Archdeacon over at the hangar at the mo. Not Amused, he's threatening all sorts of litigation.

Should I send him up to the Main House? Is the Major around?
Oh for Heaven's sake, tell him to keep his cassock on! rolleyes

He obviously hasn't received his copy yet. Probably been hijacked by the choirboys again.
Tell him I'll send him another copy out tomorrow. Anything for a quiet life.
In the meantime, he can have a look at the verger's.

Right, I'm off out now before the day is over.
See y'all later! wavey

slopes

38,818 posts

187 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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In between taking stuff to the tip, i was perusing various threads on another site i visit infrequently and one of them was a vitriolic rant about Muslims and all the bad things they've done to nice, polite, humble Christians.

I've had my first lifetime ban from a website for suggesting that the Crusades were in fact, a barbaric military action against people who had done nothing to deserve it.





Oh my god, they were mad!! hehe

P5BNij

15,875 posts

106 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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slopes said:
In between taking stuff to the tip, i was perusing various threads on another site i visit infrequently and one of them was a vitriolic rant about Muslims and all the bad things they've done to nice, polite, humble Christians.

I've had my first lifetime ban from a website for suggesting that the Crusades were in fact, a barbaric military action against people who had done nothing to deserve it.





Oh my god, they were mad!! hehe
You must be rather good at this slopes, now go onto the Mini Cooper Register forum and tell them you've bought a Cooper S log book off ebay and intend to fully restore it to concourse condition... go on, be brave, I dare you...!!! hehe

You wouldn't believe the sheer vitriol a chap unloaded towards me at the Stanford Hall show a few years ago for daring to repaint my S purple, instead of its factory blue and white combo!

slopes

38,818 posts

187 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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P5BNij said:
slopes said:
In between taking stuff to the tip, i was perusing various threads on another site i visit infrequently and one of them was a vitriolic rant about Muslims and all the bad things they've done to nice, polite, humble Christians.

I've had my first lifetime ban from a website for suggesting that the Crusades were in fact, a barbaric military action against people who had done nothing to deserve it.





Oh my god, they were mad!! hehe
You must be rather good at this slopes, now go onto the Mini Cooper Register forum and tell them you've bought a Cooper S log book off ebay and intend to fully restore it to concourse condition... go on, be brave, I dare you...!!! hehe

You wouldn't believe the sheer vitriol a chap unloaded towards me at the Stanford Hall show a few years ago for daring to repaint my S purple, instead of its factory blue and white combo!
Lot's of practice in days gone by with various people on here and current work colleagues have given me a somewhat devil may care attitude towards righteous indignation in any form but especially from those who are educationally challenged hehe

I quite enjoy it now and then


Edited by slopes on Sunday 24th March 16:12

Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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One of my cheapest and most fun ways of stress relief is reminding blown2cv what a cretinous waste of space he is!!!

Operation "Finallymowthesoddinglawn" has been declared a huge success, mainly because we did indeed mow the lawn, and strimmed the edges, and weeded the pots, and Mrs Bobbers planted some strawberry plants, and we moved the stuff on the patio around and swept the sideway and patio!!!!

glenrobbo

35,253 posts

150 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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I had a nice bracing ramble which took me about 4.5 miles over Werneth Low, with its views over the surrounds of Manchester and the Pennines, the Woodhead & Snake Passes





This was my halfway objective where I had a breather and a bit of time to reflect.


God bless 'em all.

It was a bit breezy and my eyes were watering a bit.



Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 24th March 18:19

Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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That looks like a great walk glenrobbo, beautiful views and a fantastic monument!!!

Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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Tonight's tea was roasted fore rib of beef with wedges and salad, lush!!!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Tonight's tea was roasted fore rib of beef with wedges and salad, lush!!!
Tea Bobbers? I was under the impression that trivialites always took supper.burgeryum

Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Tonight's tea was roasted fore rib of beef with wedges and salad, lush!!!
Tea Bobbers? I was under the impression that trivialites always took supper.burgeryum
nono
Dahn Sarf it's breakfast, elevenses, lunch, tea, tiffn and supper!!!

Bobberoo99

38,623 posts

98 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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Every year Mrs Bobbers creates a chocolate animal farmyard for Easter, and I get to cull it, I've started early this year as I fancy some chocolate, she's not happy!!!

P5BNij

15,875 posts

106 months

Sunday 24th March 2019
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Missed the Brooklands Mini Day today, bugger, I thought it was next weekend!

Ah well, am now 'post tiffin' so it's time for supper... wink
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