A bit council (Vol 4)

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

In the papers today -

'Kim Kardashian poses topless in breathtaking snap to celebrate five year wedding anniversary with Kanye West'

Yeah, like you do. 'Hey darling, it's our wedding anniversary, how do you want to mark it?' 'Get my tits out on the internet?'

What will she do at the 10 year mark, release another sex tape?

Utter trash.

[V8mate]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

In the papers today -

'Kim Kardashian poses topless in breathtaking snap to celebrate five year wedding anniversary with Kanye West'

Yeah, like you do. 'Hey darling, it's our wedding anniversary, how do you want to mark it?' 'Get my tits out on the internet?'

What will she do at the 10 year mark, release another sex tape?

Utter trash.

Which paper? (asking for a friend)

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

V8mate said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

In the papers today -

'Kim Kardashian poses topless in breathtaking snap to celebrate five year wedding anniversary with Kanye West'

Yeah, like you do. 'Hey darling, it's our wedding anniversary, how do you want to mark it?' 'Get my tits out on the internet?'

What will she do at the 10 year mark, release another sex tape?

Utter trash.

Which paper? (asking for a friend)

The Sun. Always have a morning read to see who's shagging who and who's putting coke up their nose, before heading to the BBC and indy100 for the real news.

[V8mate]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

V8mate said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

In the papers today -

'Kim Kardashian poses topless in breathtaking snap to celebrate five year wedding anniversary with Kanye West'

Yeah, like you do. 'Hey darling, it's our wedding anniversary, how do you want to mark it?' 'Get my tits out on the internet?'

What will she do at the 10 year mark, release another sex tape?

Utter trash.

Which paper? (asking for a friend)

The Sun. Always have a morning read to see who's shagging who and who's putting coke up their nose, before heading to the BBC and indy100 for the real news.

You said 'BBC' and 'real news'

[nonsequitur]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

The Sun. Always have a morning read to see who's shagging who and who's putting coke up their nose, before heading to the BBC and indy100 for the real news.

A free copy of the Sun with any purchase at my local newsies this week. Diedre's advice page is my favourite. EVERYBODY is shagging somebody they shouldn't be shagging.

[Frank7]

Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area said:

Frank7 said:

How remiss of me, apologies, Gervase Street, Peckham, the majority of guests, (save for Red and I of course), were exceptionally Council, and it was London, where else would I go?

What made you and ‘Red’ stand out from the other partygoers, Frank?

We didn’t exactly “stand out”, although I think that I was the only guy with his shirt tucked in his strides, shirt out seems to have been de rigeur in Peckham for years.
If anything, although we’re familiar with all manner of Anglo-Saxon words, Red and I were the only ones who contributed to a conversation there without dropping in the F word constantly.

[cobra kid]

Frank7 said:

Colour me picky, .

Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

nonsequitur said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

The Sun. Always have a morning read to see who's shagging who and who's putting coke up their nose, before heading to the BBC and indy100 for the real news.

A free copy of the Sun with any purchase at my local newsies this week. Diedre's advice page is my favourite. EVERYBODY is shagging somebody they shouldn't be shagging.

Yes that Deidre is a bit of a closet pervert me thinks.

[GeneralSinn]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

The Sun. Always have a morning read to see who's shagging who and who's putting coke up their nose, before heading to the BBC and indy100 for the real news.

Don’t be ashamed ... embrace the Sun in all its council wonderment

[Lemming Train]

V8mate said:

You said 'BBC' and 'real news'

I had a chuckle at that one as well . I wouldn't be surprised to find that the "news" in The Sun is actually the more accurate.

[Frank7]

Flibble said:

Frank7 said:

I’ve had coffee in a couple of Costas, it was okay, not remarkable, but okay.
I’ve only been in a Greggs to buy bread, (Rye Lane, Peckham), never thought of having coffee there.
I’d be a tad concerned about the taste if it’s cheaper than elsewhere, although cheaper is a good thing, BUT, when I drink alcohol, I only drink vodka, and the default brand is usually Smirnoff, which is fine, although I prefer Absolut, or Grey Goose.
I made the mistake of going in a John Smiths pub recently, and asked for my usual, a double vodka, ice, no fruit, and the guy reached for a bottle that looked unfamiliar.
I said, “Don’t you have Smirnoff, or something?”
He said, “This is a John Smiths pub, everything is John Smiths.”
I said, “Okay, just give me a single, straight up please.”
I paid for it, tried it, didn’t care for it, thanked him, and went out to seek another bar.
Colour me picky, but I’d rather pay £4 a shot for something I like, than £3 for something that I might not like.

Sometimes I'm not sure if your online persona is just a character act or actually what you're like.

Don’t lose any sleep over it Flibble, I’m just a veracious sybarite, with a heightened sense of humour, and a vocabulary that sometimes exceeds my station in life.

[Pit Pony]

nonsequitur said:

A free copy of the Sun with any purchase at my local newsies this week. Diedre's advice page is my favourite. EVERYBODY is shagging somebody they shouldn't be shagging.

It's okay I can afford bog roll.

[ChevronB19]

Lemming Train said:

V8mate said:

You said 'BBC' and 'real news'

I had a chuckle at that one as well . I wouldn't be surprised to find that the "news" in The Sun is actually the more accurate.

Ok, I’ll rise to it. Evidence?

[paulguitar]

ChevronB19 said:

Lemming Train said:

V8mate said:

You said 'BBC' and 'real news'

I had a chuckle at that one as well . I wouldn't be surprised to find that the "news" in The Sun is actually the more accurate.

Ok, I’ll rise to it. Evidence?

I am bit perplexed by this as well, I don't recall seeing any fictional BBC stories?

[paulguitar]

Frank7 said:

Flibble said:

Frank7 said:

I’ve had coffee in a couple of Costas, it was okay, not remarkable, but okay.
I’ve only been in a Greggs to buy bread, (Rye Lane, Peckham), never thought of having coffee there.
I’d be a tad concerned about the taste if it’s cheaper than elsewhere, although cheaper is a good thing, BUT, when I drink alcohol, I only drink vodka, and the default brand is usually Smirnoff, which is fine, although I prefer Absolut, or Grey Goose.
I made the mistake of going in a John Smiths pub recently, and asked for my usual, a double vodka, ice, no fruit, and the guy reached for a bottle that looked unfamiliar.
I said, “Don’t you have Smirnoff, or something?”
He said, “This is a John Smiths pub, everything is John Smiths.”
I said, “Okay, just give me a single, straight up please.”
I paid for it, tried it, didn’t care for it, thanked him, and went out to seek another bar.
Colour me picky, but I’d rather pay £4 a shot for something I like, than £3 for something that I might not like.

Sometimes I'm not sure if your online persona is just a character act or actually what you're like.

Don’t lose any sleep over it Flibble, I’m just a veracious sybarite, with a heightened sense of humour, and a vocabulary that sometimes exceeds my station in life.

Carry right on, Frank, I think you are entertaining.

[Whistle]

Is Frank the new Yipper?

[Lemming Train]

paulguitar said:

ChevronB19 said:

Lemming Train said:

V8mate said:

You said 'BBC' and 'real news'

I had a chuckle at that one as well . I wouldn't be surprised to find that the "news" in The Sun is actually the more accurate.

Ok, I’ll rise to it. Evidence?

I am bit perplexed by this as well, I don't recall seeing any fictional BBC stories?

If you only want selective biased leftie "news" then tune in to the Beeb where you will find an endless stream of "news" articles that align with your blinkered leftie view of the world. If you want real news on topics that actually matter then there are a myriad of other news outlets that will do the job. Even The Sun could be considered one of them, perhaps even The Daily Star/Sport as well . I guess neither of you have seen the lengthy "BBC: Something must be done!" thread.

[paulguitar]

Lemming Train said:

If you only want selective biased leftie "news" then tune in to the Beeb where you will find an endless stream of "news" articles that align with your blinkered leftie view of the world. If you want real news on topics that actually matter then there are a myriad of other news outlets that will do the job. Even The Sun could be considered one of them, perhaps even The Daily Star/Sport as well . I guess neither of you have seen the lengthy "BBC: Something must be done!" thread.

I try to read lots of different news sources, and I am not remotely a 'leftie'. Having said that I am admittedly a bit out of touch with UK politics as I am not there very much and find it a bit tedious.

[Barchettaman]

paulguitar said:

Having said that I am admittedly a bit out of touch with UK politics as I am not there very much and find it a bit tedious.

Try and keep out of touch with the UK political situation as much as possible, if only for the benefit of your mental health.

[V8mate]

paulguitar said:

Lemming Train said:

If you only want selective biased leftie "news" then tune in to the Beeb where you will find an endless stream of "news" articles that align with your blinkered leftie view of the world. If you want real news on topics that actually matter then there are a myriad of other news outlets that will do the job. Even The Sun could be considered one of them, perhaps even The Daily Star/Sport as well . I guess neither of you have seen the lengthy "BBC: Something must be done!" thread.

I try to read lots of different news sources, and I am not remotely a 'leftie'. Having said that I am admittedly a bit out of touch with UK politics as I am not there very much and find it a bit tedious.

'The Left' influences the news agenda far beyond politics. Environment, science, social affairs, nutrition, transport etc. are all targets for the the anti-capitalist agenda.