A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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PositronicRay

18,927 posts

138 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Lily the Pink said:
PositronicRay said:
Grahamdub said:
Triumph Man said:
PositronicRay said:
Grahamdub said:
My fathers girlfriend got one of those for their toilet.
rolleyes
What’s worse is that it reads like they only have one toilet! The horror!
I know ! We visit regularly with food parcels and news from the prosperous south though.
It reads like they make do without a pan at all!

Extra points for
"got one of those"
Father having a girlfriend
Toilet
You missed the missing apostrophe; double extra points for that.
You mean his fathers don't share?

Mort7

1,388 posts

63 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Triumph Man said:
PositronicRay said:
Grahamdub said:
My fathers girlfriend got one of those for their toilet.
rolleyes
What’s worse is that it reads like they only have one toilet! The horror!
What's even worse is that they refer to it as a toilet, rather than a lavatory. eek

Truckosaurus

7,470 posts

239 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council


can't remember

976 posts

83 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Truckosaurus said:
Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council

It's okay, I think it's some sort of fancy dress event. See, he's come dressed as the 1930s.

Edited by can't remember on Sunday 21st July 11:37

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

8,308 posts

55 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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can't remember said:
It's okay, I think it's some sort of fancy dress event. See, he's come dressed as the 1930s.

Edited by can't remember on Sunday 21st July 11:37
Never mind the 1930's, I'm convinced he thinks he's a Victorian laugh

nonsequitur

13,084 posts

71 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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can't remember said:
Truckosaurus said:
Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council

It's okay, I think it's some sort of fancy dress event. See, he's come dressed as the 1930s.

Edited by can't remember on Sunday 21st July 11:37
He was taking part in a Jacob Rees-Mogg lookalike competition, and he got second prize.

PositronicRay

18,927 posts

138 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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nonsequitur said:
can't remember said:
Truckosaurus said:
Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council

It's okay, I think it's some sort of fancy dress event. See, he's come dressed as the 1930s.

Edited by can't remember on Sunday 21st July 11:37
He was taking part in a Jacob Rees-Mogg lookalike competition, and he got second prize.
Interestingly he looks the same generation as the lady on his right.

anonymous-user

9 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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PositronicRay said:
Interestingly he looks the same generation as the lady on his right.
Dentures ?

colonel c

7,695 posts

194 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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AS we know hunting types like to use council types to do the dirty work. The Courtenay Tracy Mink Hounds in Dorset is no exception.

https://www.facebook.com/huntsabs/photos/pcb.24669...



nammynake

2,330 posts

128 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Took our 9 month old to the park yesterday for his first go on the swings. A little girl next to us named "Dolce", presumably named after Dolce and Gabbana. Also had pierced ears despite being only about 6 months old.

Poppiecock

943 posts

13 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Truckosaurus said:
Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council
I'd imagine he's particularly devastated as they couldn't have chosen a more council team to support if they tried!

sicasey

603 posts

116 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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This has been covered before but Costco is on a council par with Adsa every time I visit.

You could people watch there all day long.

HTP99

16,514 posts

95 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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can't remember

976 posts

83 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Poppiecock said:
Truckosaurus said:
Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council
I'd imagine he's particularly devastated as they couldn't have chosen a more council team to support if they tried!
West Ham and Man City both rent their stadiums from the local council, the very definition of council. The Champions of Europe however own the stadium they play in.

Swampy1982

2,246 posts

66 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Spare tyre

4,950 posts

85 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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HTP99 said:
Can a youngster explain to to an old egg like myself

Simple words please

Frank7

5,418 posts

42 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Spare tyre said:
HTP99 said:
Can a youngster explain to to an old egg like myself

Simple words please
I’m far from being a youngster, but I’d guess that he wanted to say;
NOT ONLY AM I A PRAT, BUT I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT.
But he couldn’t spell prat.

anonymous-user

9 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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PositronicRay said:
Lily the Pink said:
PositronicRay said:
Grahamdub said:
Triumph Man said:
PositronicRay said:
Grahamdub said:
My fathers girlfriend got one of those for their toilet.
rolleyes
What’s worse is that it reads like they only have one toilet! The horror!
I know ! We visit regularly with food parcels and news from the prosperous south though.
It reads like they make do without a pan at all!

Extra points for
"got one of those"
Father having a girlfriend
Toilet
You missed the missing apostrophe; double extra points for that.
You mean his fathers don't share?
fk me. You can't make a post on here without it being dissected rolleyes
If you would like to PM me, I can run any future posts past you to make sure they are acceptable.

PositronicRay

18,927 posts

138 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Grahamdub said:
PositronicRay said:
Lily the Pink said:
PositronicRay said:
Grahamdub said:
Triumph Man said:
PositronicRay said:
Grahamdub said:
My fathers girlfriend got one of those for their toilet.
rolleyes
What’s worse is that it reads like they only have one toilet! The horror!
I know ! We visit regularly with food parcels and news from the prosperous south though.
It reads like they make do without a pan at all!

Extra points for
"got one of those"
Father having a girlfriend
Toilet
You missed the missing apostrophe; double extra points for that.
You mean his fathers don't share?
fk me. You can't make a post on here without it being dissected rolleyes
If you would like to PM me, I can run any future posts past you to make sure they are acceptable.
Missing the point quadruple greenshield stamps.

talksthetorque

7,699 posts

90 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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PositronicRay said:
Missing the point quadruple greenshield stamps.
Think you're being a bit harsh here Ray, we only had a pair of rolly eyes to go on to start with.

Are you just jealous beause he has a future step-milf? biggrin