A bit council (Vol 4)

[GOATever]

CardinalBlue said:

This has just been shared in a group chat... and I know associating with people who read LadBible makes me council. But...

http://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-mum-uses-ann-summe...

She looks like Michael Jackson.

[GOATever]

techiedave said:

https://www.shpock.com/en-gb/i/XU8IvqtFQTJEcGlE/au...
Pink Audi ?

Shpock = Council of all councils.

[nonsequitur]

funkyrobot said:

Naming your son Jayden-Jay.

No council names in this years top 10. Boy=Oliver. Girl=Olivia.
Who'd've thought it.

(from the Iphone of Jaxon- Jaydon- Honey- Pie.)

[untakenname]

Aristocratic/Posh names are now council unfortunately.

[kowalski655]

CrunkleFloop said:

Ahh so not the chef dude "Shane Jordan" then... it makes a little more sense now.

Not proof reading your posts = council

Yes,I did mean "shame" and weirdly I corrected it 3 times on my phone after autocorrect "fixed" it but it must have changed it again...or I have fat fingers

[kowalski655]

CardinalBlue said:

This has just been shared in a group chat... and I know associating with people who read LadBible makes me council. But...

http://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-mum-uses-ann-summe...

Well,there's ONE kid who can legitimately be called a complete at school, way to ruin your kids life darling!

[GOATever]

I’m playing council bingo today. I’m at the most council of council events known to man, a free air festival, in Bournemouth. Already I’ve had the obligatory orange caravan dwellers with screeching feral offspring ( called Troy apparently). This gonna be gooood.

[ambuletz]

Badly dressed cartoon/disney characters that hang about high traffic areas in town centres. they're an odd thing arent they? I observed one earlier whilst sat by the window eating BK for lunch. the guy was shaking random peoples hands, waving at little kids, getting parents to take photos of him with the kids. At no point did he ever ask for money.

So whats he getting from it? Is it community service?

[Oldandslow]

ambuletz said:

Badly dressed cartoon/disney characters that hang about high traffic areas in town centres. they're an odd thing arent they? I observed one earlier whilst sat by the window eating BK for lunch. the guy was shaking random peoples hands, waving at little kids, getting parents to take photos of him with the kids. At no point did he ever ask for money.

So whats he getting from it? Is it community service?

Alert the Paedofinder General!

[talksthetorque]

GOATever said:

I’m playing council bingo today. I’m at the most council of council events known to man, a free air festival, in Bournemouth. Already I’ve had the obligatory orange caravan dwellers with screeching feral offspring ( called Troy apparently). This gonna be gooood.

So am I

Drinking lager out of a plastic cup.
Outside New Look.
Not removing stickers from your helmet properly and letting the residue get dirty.

[anonymous-user]

talksthetorque said:

So am I

Drinking lager out of a plastic cup.
Outside New Look.
Not removing stickers from your helmet properly and letting the residue get dirty.

Lager in itself is council, as is most beers and spirits. Red wine is half council, as the more expensive ones is less council. Prosecco and champagne are already in the bin, unless its Moet. The truly un council drinks are Jose Cuervo and Hennessy. Most gin has already been snapped up by the middle class teenagers which makes it council and literally every brand of beer is drunk in the sink estates.

[Dermot O'Logical]

GOATever said:

Shpock = Council of all councils.

But the TV ads show that Shpock is the preserve of upper middle-class girlies wearing shorts!

Are you saying that the adverts are lying to us and Shpock users are fat, feral Council scum?

[CharlesdeGaulle]

sleepera6 said:

...as the more expensive ones is less council...

So much Council about this post, but this segment will do for now.

[Poppiecock]

sleepera6 said:

Lager in itself is council, as is most beers and spirits.

Councilists don't buy real ales - the northern councilists may drink a pint of cream flow 'best' (eg. John Smith's) - but you won't see them drinking, for example, Rebellion Red. The closest they'll come is Doom Bar in 'Spoons.

[anonymous-user]

Poppiecock said:

Councilists don't buy real ales - the northern councilists may drink a pint of cream flow 'best' (eg. John Smith's) - but you won't see them drinking, for example, Rebellion Red. The closest they'll come is Doom Bar in 'Spoons.

The off licence i visited was full of tattooed birds picking up cheap wine and Red Stripe beers.

[Poppiecock]

sleepera6 said:

The off licence i visited was full of tattooed birds picking up cheap wine and Red Stripe beers.

Red Stripe is indeed a council drink. It's a fizzy canned lager, not a hand drawn or bottled ale (see Rebellion Red in my last post!)

[Europa1]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

sleepera6 said:

...as the more expensive ones is less council...

So much Council about this post, but this segment will do for now.

Agreed.

[Stan the Bat]

Poppiecock said:

sleepera6 said:

Lager in itself is council, as is most beers and spirits.

Councilists don't buy real ales - the northern councilists may drink a pint of cream flow 'best' (eg. John Smith's) - but you won't see them drinking, for example, Rebellion Red. The closest they'll come is Doom Bar in 'Spoons.

Doom Bar tastes great in Cornwall, but as you say, not the same anywhere else.

[nonsequitur]

sleepera6 said:

The off licence i visited was full of tattooed birds picking up cheap wine and Red Stripe beers.

Crested Tits?

[Steamer]

I'm sure we've had 'Short Sleeves in Work'... Semi council.

Short sleeve shirt in Church? (regardless of the occasion..): Full fat council.