A bit council (Vol 4)

[Frank7]

can't remember said:

The girl on the right has pulled off an Olympic standard compo face. Not sure this is a council story though. Think it's more mum's a publicity we.

I THINK that is Alexander, aged 4, no wonder he looks sad, with you saying that he’s a girl!

[anonymous-user]

Frank7 said:

can't remember said:

The girl on the right has pulled off an Olympic standard compo face. Not sure this is a council story though. Think it's more mum's a publicity we.

I THINK that is Alexander, aged 4, no wonder he looks sad, with you saying that he’s a girl!

[can't remember]

Frank7 said:

I THINK that is Alexander, aged 4, no wonder he looks sad, with you saying that he’s a girl!

Ooops.

[NoVetec]

talksthetorque said:

Wel her name is what someone who was skint from hull would say.

Sir true!

[davhill]

NoVetec said:

Sir true!

Urrr nurrr, she'll have to gurrr down the rurrd to the cash machine. It's opposite number
thirt teen.

Edited by davhill on Wednesday 2nd October 14:02

[nikaiyo2]

Bullseye

It’s being repeated on challenge tv, I think it’s more council than pubs with a flat roof.

[nonsequitur]

nikaiyo2 said:

Bullseye

It’s being repeated on challenge tv, I think it’s more council than pubs with a flat roof.

Very handy to launch your speedboat from.

Edited by nonsequitur on Thursday 3rd October 09:20

[nikaiyo2]

nonsequitur said:

Very handy to launch your speedboat from.

Edited by nonsequitur on Thursday 3rd October 09:20

Or storing a touring caravanette.

[67Dino]

KFC Australia has announced plans to launch fried chicken themed weddings. Turns out they’ve done this as people have been making their own KFC weddings.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/12/kfc-offering-couple...

No problem people having their favourite food at their Wedding, none at all. But as a theme, can’t help feeling KFC is a little... er... unromantic?

[funkyrobot]

Visiting my place of work (gambling establishment) regularly, despite being on benefits.

Having holidays abroad when on benefits.

Then moaning to your fellow benefit recipients that you don't get enough benefit money.

Oh yes, making sure the benefits continue by dragging a set of crutches around. Sometimes forgetting that you need crutches though.

[p4cks]

Ah yes, the dole pole

[eldar]

Shuvi McTupya said:

"Neetu says she dreaded to think what would've happened if she hadn't been there as the animal 'utterly demolished that toy'

'Demolished? I cant see any damage at all!


The cat does look like its a good size, but a monster?

Should have thrown a proper stuffed horse.

[CanAm]

No, that's definitely an old dog.
(A horse's "knees" are the other way round)

[funkyrobot]

p4cks said:

Ah yes, the dole pole

It's insane.

fk it. I think I'll go on benefits. Seems more rewarding than flogging yourself for minimum wage.

Edit to add - don't even get me started on the strain these fkers must put on the NHS. Massively overweight, smoking like it's going out of fashion, shovelling crap food down their throats etc. I have never seen so many fat people in one place.

Edited by funkyrobot on Saturday 5th October 11:52

[Frank7]

67Dino said:

KFC Australia has announced plans to launch fried chicken themed weddings. Turns out they’ve done this as people have been making their own KFC weddings.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/12/kfc-offering-couple...

No problem people having their favourite food at their Wedding, none at all. But as a theme, can’t help feeling KFC is a little... er... unromantic?

I can just see it now,
ME, “Hey Nicky, Charlie and Rosie are getting married, in a KFC, we going babe? gonna buy a hat?”
NICKY, “Check the date, whatever date it is, we’re out of the country, got it?”

[p4cks]

funkyrobot said:

It's insane.

fk it. I think I'll go on benefits. Seems more rewarding than flogging yourself for minimum wage.

Edit to add - don't even get me started on the strain these fkers must put on the NHS. Massively overweight, smoking like it's going out of fashion, shovelling crap food down their throats etc. I have never seen so many fat people in one place.

Edited by funkyrobot on Saturday 5th October 11:52

My mate's a taxi driver and he's got many stories of them going for their disability assessments and discussing techniques in the car with their mates about what they'll say. 99% of the time my mate picks them up they are walking fine, but the one day they have this assessment they're being wheeled about or have their dole poles. It's a complete fraud

[funkyrobot]

p4cks said:

My mate's a taxi driver and he's got many stories of them going for their disability assessments and discussing techniques in the car with their mates about what they'll say. 99% of the time my mate picks them up they are walking fine, but the one day they have this assessment they're being wheeled about or have their dole poles. It's a complete fraud

Crazy isn't it. Then they moan at my place of work they aren't getting enough money.

[p4cks]

funkyrobot said:

Crazy isn't it. Then they moan at my place of work they aren't getting enough money.

It's unbelievable. I'm actually unemployed myself at the moment and whilst I have savings, I've been more than able to live off my 70 quid a week or whatever the JSA is. I don't have Sky, I don't smoke, I don't spunk my money on takeaways or at the bookies like most.

There was a programme on TV a few years back where this woman (think she was over Yorkshire/Lancashire way) whose job it was to get a group of these absolute wasters into employment. It was a good watch and I'm actually surprised that there's not one of these initiatives in every area.

(Actually, this is her in action... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFEdejCvAHU)

[JONSCZ]

https://www.ladbible.com/news/film-and-tv-mum-forc...

[bluezedd]

People who honk their horns outside peoples houses to tell them they are there. Also a high chance they will be a hambeast.