A bit council (Vol 4)

[Steamer]

bluezedd said:

People who honk their horns outside peoples houses to tell them they are there. Also a high chance they will be a hambeast.

Very much!

Also see: Custards that also honk their horn when leaving!! fkwit.. just say goodbye.

[Spare tyre]

Strange one, can’t put my finger on it, but deffo attracts the council (I just self banded myself there )

So last weekend my wife tells me about something going on on the local Facebook group

Some ice cream fella is coming from Swindon to our village in Southampton at 6pm, location announced at 6pm. To give the guy some credit, the portions looked a decent size and cost £5. I’m a grumpy sod and gave the grumpy lines about hygiene, tax, E numbers and all the other usual stuff

Tea is being finished at 630 ish and the subject comes up, I fancy getting out the house so make my way upto the mystery location

We live in a nice place with a mix of footballers places all the way down to scum of the earth.

As I get closer there’s an atmosphere, can’t work it out. I eyeball the chavs carrying away their loot, tiny (never seen them that small Chinese takeaway tubs) about 1/5th of the size of the picture on Facebook. So I’m already making my excuses up to avoid. Get round the corner at the queue is I’d say 40 deep, he’s been there 45 minutes

All very strange. I went home and went straight to the dog house, which I should have just stayed in!

[funkyrobot]

Spare tyre said:

Strange one, can’t put my finger on it, but deffo attracts the council (I just self banded myself there )

So last weekend my wife tells me about something going on on the local Facebook group

Some ice cream fella is coming from Swindon to our village in Southampton at 6pm, location announced at 6pm. To give the guy some credit, the portions looked a decent size and cost £5. I’m a grumpy sod and gave the grumpy lines about hygiene, tax, E numbers and all the other usual stuff

Tea is being finished at 630 ish and the subject comes up, I fancy getting out the house so make my way upto the mystery location

We live in a nice place with a mix of footballers places all the way down to scum of the earth.

As I get closer there’s an atmosphere, can’t work it out. I eyeball the chavs carrying away their loot, tiny (never seen them that small Chinese takeaway tubs) about 1/5th of the size of the picture on Facebook. So I’m already making my excuses up to avoid. Get round the corner at the queue is I’d say 40 deep, he’s been there 45 minutes

All very strange. I went home and went straight to the dog house, which I should have just stayed in!

Facebook = council.

[Spare tyre]

funkyrobot said:

Spare tyre said:

Strange one, can’t put my finger on it, but deffo attracts the council (I just self banded myself there )

So last weekend my wife tells me about something going on on the local Facebook group

Some ice cream fella is coming from Swindon to our village in Southampton at 6pm, location announced at 6pm. To give the guy some credit, the portions looked a decent size and cost £5. I’m a grumpy sod and gave the grumpy lines about hygiene, tax, E numbers and all the other usual stuff

Tea is being finished at 630 ish and the subject comes up, I fancy getting out the house so make my way upto the mystery location

We live in a nice place with a mix of footballers places all the way down to scum of the earth.

As I get closer there’s an atmosphere, can’t work it out. I eyeball the chavs carrying away their loot, tiny (never seen them that small Chinese takeaway tubs) about 1/5th of the size of the picture on Facebook. So I’m already making my excuses up to avoid. Get round the corner at the queue is I’d say 40 deep, he’s been there 45 minutes

All very strange. I went home and went straight to the dog house, which I should have just stayed in!

Facebook = council.

Here’s the fella

https://m.facebook.com/chezsices/?refid=52&_ft...tn=C-R

[Frank7]

funkyrobot said:

Spare tyre said:

Strange one, can’t put my finger on it, but deffo attracts the council (I just self banded myself there )

So last weekend my wife tells me about something going on on the local Facebook group

Some ice cream fella is coming from Swindon to our village in Southampton at 6pm, location announced at 6pm. To give the guy some credit, the portions looked a decent size and cost £5. I’m a grumpy sod and gave the grumpy lines about hygiene, tax, E numbers and all the other usual stuff

Tea is being finished at 630 ish and the subject comes up, I fancy getting out the house so make my way upto the mystery location

We live in a nice place with a mix of footballers places all the way down to scum of the earth.

As I get closer there’s an atmosphere, can’t work it out. I eyeball the chavs carrying away their loot, tiny (never seen them that small Chinese takeaway tubs) about 1/5th of the size of the picture on Facebook. So I’m already making my excuses up to avoid. Get round the corner at the queue is I’d say 40 deep, he’s been there 45 minutes

All very strange. I went home and went straight to the dog house, which I should have just stayed in!

Facebook = council.

Evening meal called tea = council with northern overtones.

[alorotom]

Frank7 said:

Evening meal called tea = council with northern overtones.

Wrong way round ... Northern with (potential) council overtones

[Spare tyre]

alorotom said:

Frank7 said:

Evening meal called tea = council with northern overtones.

Wrong way round ... Northern with (potential) council overtones

I’m going to buy a whippet in this case

[talksthetorque]

bluezedd said:

hambeast

Thankyou - I have learnt a new word today.

Normally this self education would excuse me from being called council, alas it has happened on the same day I bought two shirts from TK Maxx.

Ah well, tomorrow's another day.

[g3org3y]

alorotom said:

Frank7 said:

Evening meal called tea = council with northern overtones.

Wrong way round ... Northern with (potential) council overtones

Northern = council.

[Spare tyre]

g3org3y said:

alorotom said:

Frank7 said:

Evening meal called tea = council with northern overtones.

Wrong way round ... Northern with (potential) council overtones

Northern = council.

I consider anything north of the north side or northern Winchester to be north

Now be gone you bloody northerners

[bobtail4x4]

Spare tyre said:

Strange one, can’t put my finger on it, but deffo attracts the council (I just self banded myself there )

So last weekend my wife tells me about something going on on the local Facebook group

Some ice cream fella is coming from Swindon to our village in Southampton at 6pm, location announced at 6pm. To give the guy some credit, the portions looked a decent size and cost £5. I’m a grumpy sod and gave the grumpy lines about hygiene, tax, E numbers and all the other usual stuff

Tea is being finished at 630 ish and the subject comes up, I fancy getting out the house so make my way upto the mystery location

We live in a nice place with a mix of footballers places all the way down to scum of the earth.

As I get closer there’s an atmosphere, can’t work it out. I eyeball the chavs carrying away their loot, tiny (never seen them that small Chinese takeaway tubs) about 1/5th of the size of the picture on Facebook. So I’m already making my excuses up to avoid. Get round the corner at the queue is I’d say 40 deep, he’s been there 45 minutes

All very strange. I went home and went straight to the dog house, which I should have just stayed in!

not just selling ice cream?

[Spare tyre]

bobtail4x4 said:

Spare tyre said:

Strange one, can’t put my finger on it, but deffo attracts the council (I just self banded myself there )

So last weekend my wife tells me about something going on on the local Facebook group

Some ice cream fella is coming from Swindon to our village in Southampton at 6pm, location announced at 6pm. To give the guy some credit, the portions looked a decent size and cost £5. I’m a grumpy sod and gave the grumpy lines about hygiene, tax, E numbers and all the other usual stuff

Tea is being finished at 630 ish and the subject comes up, I fancy getting out the house so make my way upto the mystery location

We live in a nice place with a mix of footballers places all the way down to scum of the earth.

As I get closer there’s an atmosphere, can’t work it out. I eyeball the chavs carrying away their loot, tiny (never seen them that small Chinese takeaway tubs) about 1/5th of the size of the picture on Facebook. So I’m already making my excuses up to avoid. Get round the corner at the queue is I’d say 40 deep, he’s been there 45 minutes

All very strange. I went home and went straight to the dog house, which I should have just stayed in!

not just selling ice cream?

I’m sure he was, just random coming from Swindon to a housing estate in Southampton.

[Honk]

That's a relief. I was worried it might have been drugs or porn.

[Castrol for a knave]

g3org3y said:

alorotom said:

Frank7 said:

Evening meal called tea = council with northern overtones.

Wrong way round ... Northern with (potential) council overtones

Northern = council.

Oi, you tt.

I'm northern, and from a council estate, and we have our tea when posh people have dinner.

but

We have standards. That's why I was royally pissed off with Owen Jones' Chavs - Demonisation of Working Class.

What the fud missed, was that decent working class people hate the chavs. He conflated being blue collar with being a chav. It's the class equivalent of saying "does he take sugar?" to the bloke with the disabled guy.

[Nickp82]

Spare tyre said:

Here’s the fella

https://m.facebook.com/chezsices/?refid=52&_ft...tn=C-R

What’s with the finger? Looks more like an Isis cream man (ba dum tish).

[Wildcat45]

Thesprucegoose said:

Woody John said:

Having a greyhound as a pet.
Usually it's more than one.

Retired greyhound as a pet is defintely not council, 1000 a year are killed due to no home to go to. Just imagine the dog has worrked all it's life to please his master, only to be sentenced to death. The more greyhounds adopted the better I think.

Spot on.

[Short Grain]

davhill said:

NoVetec said:

Sir true!

Urrr nurrr, she'll have to gurrr down the rurrd to the cash machine. It's opposite number
thirt teen.

Edited by davhill on Wednesday 2nd October 14:02

OI!! Packidinn!!

[Frank7]

Castrol for a knave said:

Oi, you tt.

I'm northern, and from a council estate, and we have our tea when posh people have dinner.

but

We have standards. That's why I was royally pissed off with Owen Jones' Chavs - Demonisation of Working Class.

I can’t speak for alorotom or g3org3y, but my family have dinner between 6.30 p.m.and 8.00 p.m., because although we are undeniably blue collar and working class, first and foremost, we are civilised.

[classicaholic]

eldar said:

Should have thrown a proper stuffed horse.

Must be fun being the back of that pantomime horse!

[PomBstard]

Frank7 said:

67Dino said:

KFC Australia has announced plans to launch fried chicken themed weddings. Turns out they’ve done this as people have been making their own KFC weddings.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/12/kfc-offering-couple...

No problem people having their favourite food at their Wedding, none at all. But as a theme, can’t help feeling KFC is a little... er... unromantic?

I can just see it now,
ME, “Hey Nicky, Charlie and Rosie are getting married, in a KFC, we going babe? gonna buy a hat?”
NICKY, “Check the date, whatever date it is, we’re out of the country, got it?”

You’re joking, right? The whole country is Council to the bone. Free KFC is almost a dream come true. As long as they could wear boardiea and thongs, and get some tinnies, it’s all good!