A bit council (Vol 4)
Discussion
PomBstard said:
You’re joking, right? The whole country is Council to the bone. Free KFC is almost a dream come true. As long as they could wear boardiea and thongs, and get some tinnies, it’s all good!
Yes my lasting impression of Australia is that it's essentially the UK with all the decent culture taken out, so it's like Disney World for council sorts. Every Morlock I know who has gone there on their dream holiday spends forever harping on about it like it's some absolute paradise.
nonsequitur said:
Lemming Train said:
Looks fine to me and I do the same! Are we doing it wrong? Personally I slice the bun, butter it, then tear it up and lob it in the soup. 
A bun? A bun? It is, dear sir, a roll. (Or bread roll for the lower orders).PositronicRay said:
Who paid for that load of tosh then?motco said:
PositronicRay said:
Who paid for that load of tosh then?
Lemming Train said:
I chose buns as I thought it would be a safe option but apparently not. Teacake it is then. 
Yep. Teacake in Cumbria as well. And when challenged on the potential that a teacake has currents in it, point out that no. That would be a fruit teacake. A teacake is plain. talksthetorque said:
Judgenment required; I think I might know which way this goes 
Breaking your bread up and lobbing it in your soup to soak it up.
A little guidance for you. Breaking your bread up and lobbing it in your soup to soak it up.
https://www.maggieoldham.com/blog/bread-etiquette
Full marks for breaking the bread, you're not a total animal.
Sadly though, deductions will have to be made for the absence of a bread plate and of course the multitudinal "lobbings" that have occured.
I can only assume you trusted to luck as to whether any of your companions, if indeed you have any, were doused in the "after spray"
At least you didn't cut the damn thing with a knife "shudder" A good effort.
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