A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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WilliamWoollard

2,345 posts

194 months

Tuesday 22nd October 2019
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ApOrbital said:
Having two fridges council.

Btw i have three.
Only if one of them is in the garden.

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Tuesday 22nd October 2019
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Nope mini in the bedroom normal in the kitchen, car has a fridge in the glove box.

Nickp82

3,196 posts

94 months

Tuesday 22nd October 2019
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scoey1001 said:
Know of a teenage boy with the middle name of 2pac.
That would be for the ‘a lot council’ thread

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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WilliamWoollard said:
Only if one of them is in the garden.
I am going to have to remember that one next time i drive past the medieval ice house that is in the grounds of my mothers freinds house hehe


technodup

7,585 posts

131 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Even though as a Rangers fan, unionist and atheist I endorse the message, there's no escaping this is council as fk.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=271559...

Dog Star

16,147 posts

169 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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technodup said:
Even though as a Rangers fan, unionist and atheist I endorse the message, there's no escaping this is council as fk.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=271559...
Apart from being a bit^wlot gash and, er, council looking what's going on there?

Oh - and the chubby blonde at 59 seconds cloud9

WilliamWoollard

2,345 posts

194 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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technodup said:
Even though as a Rangers fan, unionist and atheist I endorse the message, there's no escaping this is council as fk.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=271559...
You'll have to forgive my ignorance but are they singing "fk them all and the IRA?"

Dog Star

16,147 posts

169 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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WilliamWoollard said:
You'll have to forgive my ignorance but are they singing "fk them all and the IRA?"
Ah, I couldn't make out the words.

moanthebairns

17,949 posts

199 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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WilliamWoollard said:
technodup said:
Even though as a Rangers fan, unionist and atheist I endorse the message, there's no escaping this is council as fk.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=271559...
You'll have to forgive my ignorance but are they singing "fk them all and the IRA?"
Huns, huns everywhere.

technodup

7,585 posts

131 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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WilliamWoollard said:
You'll have to forgive my ignorance but are they singing "fk them all and the IRA?"
fk the pope and the IRA.



RDM

1,860 posts

208 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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technodup said:
uck the pope and the IRA.
Which were the original lyrics on the original 1988
Bonnie Tyler recording.. maybe

smileymikey

1,446 posts

227 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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That's a song guaranteed to pour oil on troubled water

Old Man Fred

821 posts

90 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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The new girl at work next to me is full council.

Audi TT on finance - £380 a month, boyfriend (who has 3 previous kids with two different women) has a golf R at £600 a month
She has nearly 5k debt, he has 7k, yet they are going to look at a house to rent for £900 a month when they currently live with his parents rent free.

She is trying to sue autoglass for giving her the wrong windscreen wipers for her TT

She has worked here for 12 days and she has told me so far that their evening meals have been Dominoes 3 times, Mcdonalds 3 times (plus lunch today which was brought into the office) KFC, fish and chips and pie and chips.

She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.

She has also work the same top all 3 days so far this week

Gary29

4,164 posts

100 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Old Man Fred said:
The new girl at work next to me is full council.

She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.
Dogstar will want photos

Steamer

13,866 posts

214 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Gary29 said:
Old Man Fred said:
The new girl at work next to me is full council.

She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.
Dogstar will want photos
I'm struggling to visualise the details here too.. its a great post.. but would be greatly improved with photos of new girl + KFC bucket

ETA: either she likes to talk.. or you two are getting on very well! hehe


Edited by Steamer on Wednesday 23 October 14:17

Dog Star

16,147 posts

169 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Old Man Fred said:
She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.

She has also work the same top all 3 days so far this week
This sounds fking awesome! What are you moaning about?

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Steamer said:
I'm struggling to visualise the details here too.. its a great post.. but would be greatly improved with photos of new girl + KFC bucket
OldManFred may be in trouble with HR if he asks to take a pic of her bucket!
(But then,being council, she may agree!)

As for the wedding video,I got married in Glasgow & most of the in laws are Rangers fans, so Im disappointed I missed out on the racist chants biggrin

alorotom

11,953 posts

188 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Dog Star said:
Old Man Fred said:
She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.

She has also work the same top all 3 days so far this week
This sounds fking awesome! What are you moaning about?
Too fking right ... Some guys have all the luck and appreciate none of it!

Old Man Fred

821 posts

90 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Steamer said:
Gary29 said:
Old Man Fred said:
The new girl at work next to me is full council.

She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.
Dogstar will want photos
I'm struggling to visualise the details here too.. its a great post.. but would be greatly improved with photos of new girl + KFC bucket

ETA: either she likes to talk.. or you two are getting on very well! hehe

Edited by Steamer on Wednesday 23 October 14:17
Oh she likes to talk, she has already been spoken to by the manager once about it. As soon as people come in they get the standard questions, what did you have for dinner last night, wheat did you do, what do you have for lunch today, repeat for all of the 7 people in our team, i don't think she will last long.

i don't fancy getting in trouble for taking a photo of her, maybe one of her desk when she goes out for a fag if i am around later as it is a mess!

moanthebairns

17,949 posts

199 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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This chap seems to know an awful lot about this new colleague, who shares their partners debt with co-workers freely.......I suspect the op has a strong lust for this one but he's in the denial stage. Classic little boy with a crush. Next you'll be pinging her bra.
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