A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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paulguitar

23,524 posts

114 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
I have a silly ongoing ambition to put 5 clocks on the wall here in the office, all reading the same time, marked with the names of 5 random no-mark places within 5 miles of here.
Like the 'Taft' hotel in the film 'Best in Show', The clocks on reception are all Eastern Standard Time for the cities of Boston, New York, Baltimore, Miami, and Philadelphia.

biglaugh

Zoon

6,710 posts

122 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7710571...

£4000 on presents but feeding her kids mechanically separated hotdogs?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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V8mate said:
talksthetorque said:
That's excellent repurposing of a (presumably) non-working clock.
Not non-working; in a council abode, rather a clock simply whose battery has expired.
Correct twice a day.


Edited by nonsequitur on Sunday 24th November 10:19

konark

1,111 posts

120 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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Zoon said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7710571...

£4000 on presents but feeding her kids mechanically separated hotdogs?
'Stacey Rosewarne, 38, from Taunton, begins Christmas shopping on Boxing Day'

- just 3 days after me then.

The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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Grahamdub said:
SpeckledJim said:
I have a silly ongoing ambition to put 5 clocks on the wall here in the office, all reading the same time, marked with the names of 5 random no-mark places within 5 miles of here.
I'd go for Nempnett Thrubwell laugh
And Burton Coggles.

SlowcoachIII

304 posts

222 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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I’m in Cuthbert Brodericks now and it doesn’t seem too bad. I have spent a day at the Leeds Christmas markets drinking however.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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The Don of Croy said:
Grahamdub said:
SpeckledJim said:
I have a silly ongoing ambition to put 5 clocks on the wall here in the office, all reading the same time, marked with the names of 5 random no-mark places within 5 miles of here.
I'd go for Nempnett Thrubwell laugh
And Burton Coggles.
A scandalous accusation!

(Coggling was a one-off, never to be repeated.)

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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borcy said:
funkyrobot said:
I wouldn't guess there was 40 years between them to look at them.
This is well stonkometer meter busting stuff


SlowcoachIII

304 posts

222 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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SlowcoachIII said:
I’m in Cuthbert Brodericks now and it doesn’t seem too bad. I have spent a day at the Leeds Christmas markets drinking however.
Scrap that...I’ve just had a pint split over my camel chinos so I’m wearing combat trousers now.

J4CKO

41,628 posts

201 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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w1bbles said:
J4CKO said:
This is it,




It was a straggly tiny thing when we moved in, now a bit fuller than that photo with some selective pruning, becomes our outside tree each year, neighbour always says how much she loves it so its got earlier.

Though, part of me wishes I had pulled it out twenty years ago as it has cost me a car parking space biggrin

Edited by J4CKO on Thursday 21st November 12:49
Not ponticum so the council aspect is limited to Christmas lights being up in November! judge
Next door neighbours collared me and remarked on how much how much they love seeing the lights, daughter apparent remarked on it being Christmas based on seeing them, she also said the the placement of the lights isnt that visible from their side.

So, another set going on the same Shrub for their benefit !

Didnt feel like we were being humoured either, fk it, winters sts, lets have some pretty lights.

WilliamWoollard

2,345 posts

194 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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J4CKO said:
Though, part of me wishes I had pulled it out twenty years ago as it has cost me a car parking space
Unplanned pregnancy: council

smile

CanAm

9,232 posts

273 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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WilliamWoollard said:
J4CKO said:
Though, part of me wishes I had pulled it out twenty years ago as it has cost me a car parking space
Unplanned pregnancy: council

smile
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deeen

6,081 posts

246 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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WilliamWoollard said:
J4CKO said:
Though, part of me wishes I had pulled it out twenty years ago as it has cost me a car parking space
Unplanned pregnancy: council

smile
I think that shrub was adopted? No pregnancy involved...

Spare tyre

9,592 posts

131 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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Council areas always have bin issues

You can be driving through a decentish new build estate then all of a sudden there are hundreds of bins in various state, painted on, overflowing etc

My favourite one is the overflowing bing where the grass has grown up around it. I guess they out the wrong stuff in it, the council won’t take it so it just stays forever

We have some social housing near us that are 2 or 3 bed, they all seem to have a fleet of bins that biffa could only dream of

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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Spare tyre said:
Council areas always have bin issues

You can be driving through a decentish new build estate then all of a sudden there are hundreds of bins in various state, painted on, overflowing etc

My favourite one is the overflowing bing where the grass has grown up around it. I guess they out the wrong stuff in it, the council won’t take it so it just stays forever

We have some social housing near us that are 2 or 3 bed, they all seem to have a fleet of bins that biffa could only dream of
Recently returned to a previous residence in Reading. A small, pleasant cul-de-sac that has been ruined by each house having three bins and two plastic boxes. Due to the configuration of the estate the only place to keep the bins is at the front of the building.

Spare tyre

9,592 posts

131 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Recently returned to a previous residence in Reading. A small, pleasant cul-de-sac that has been ruined by each house having three bins and two plastic boxes. Due to the configuration of the estate the only place to keep the bins is at the front of the building.
Yup

But in this instance the other 95 identical houses on the estate manage it, just the 5 social ones that have 3 times more bins than everyone else

S11Steve

6,374 posts

185 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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Dog Star

16,145 posts

169 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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S11Steve said:
Jesus! yikes

The sticker on the actual boot lid finishes it off perfectly.

Dog Star

16,145 posts

169 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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techiedave said:
This is well stonkometer meter busting stuff

To be fair if I was his age and had her wanting to sit on my face I’d be pretty pleased to be fair. Fill your boots. Looks like a ropey dominatrix.

I think she’s subtracted a decade though - bet he’s not seen her passport.

shep1001

4,600 posts

190 months

Sunday 24th November 2019
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Dog Star said:
Jesus! yikes

The sticker on the actual boot lid finishes it off perfectly.
That says my 'Hero' is my meal ticket

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