A bit council (Vol 4)

[Jimmy No Hands]

I've just had four nights in Glasgow and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Then again, I was mostly on the piss, so I probably would.

Edit: Although Tennents is ste. Sorry.

[Toaster Pilot]

Jimmy No Hands said:

I've just had four nights in Glasgow and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Then again, I was mostly on the piss, so I probably would.

Edit: Although Tennents is ste. Sorry.

Oi - I’ll have none of that, disrespecting the Big Juicy isn’t on.

[Don1]

Toaster Pilot said:

Oi - I’ll have none of that, disrespecting the Big Juicy isn’t on.

Is that the local (paint) stripper?

[kowalski655]

Toaster Pilot said:

Jimmy No Hands said:

I've just had four nights in Glasgow and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Then again, I was mostly on the piss, so I probably would.

Edit: Although Tennents is ste. Sorry.

Oi - I’ll have none of that, disrespecting the Big Juicy isn’t on.

He aint wrong though

[Frank7]

kowalski655 said:

Toaster Pilot said:

Jimmy No Hands said:

I've just had four nights in Glasgow and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Then again, I was mostly on the piss, so I probably would.

Edit: Although Tennents is ste. Sorry.

Oi - I’ll have none of that, disrespecting the Big Juicy isn’t on.

He aint wrong though

I really wanted to get in on this, and say something profound about beer, but I know zilch about the stuff, the only times I ever drank it was when the mercury hit 99f in Texas, and I drank a couple of bottles of Lone Star, or in Baton Rouge, LA, where it was 92f, and if I recall correctly, it was Bayou Teche Biere in a long neck bottle.
Lovely and cold when you’re sweltering, but three or four would bloat me.

[Swampy1982]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-paid-15k-dr...

[EarlofDrift]

Swampy1982 said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-paid-15k-dr...

This thread was made for stories like that, proper council.

[kowalski655]

That sort of council weirdness is on the front cover of every low rent woman's magazine,every week

[Road2Ruin]

Went in to McDonald's last night, council already I know, and a mother was buying her child (age 3 maybe) a big Mac meal! With shake and medium fries. What the juddering is going on where a 3 year old eats a very poor adult meal.... where does that child's future lie?

[alorotom]

Road2Ruin said:

Went in to McDonald's last night, council already I know, and a mother was buying her child (age 3 maybe) a big Mac meal! With shake and medium fries. What the juddering is going on where a 3 year old eats a very poor adult meal.... where does that child's future lie?

Obesity, heart disease, TIA and then an early death ...

[Driver101]

EarlofDrift said:

Swampy1982 said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-paid-15k-dr...

This thread was made for stories like that, proper council.

She's now trying to rebuild her life and running to the papers about events of 15 years ago?

[Rewe]

alorotom said:

Road2Ruin said:

Went in to McDonald's last night, council already I know, and a mother was buying her child (age 3 maybe) a big Mac meal! With shake and medium fries. What the juddering is going on where a 3 year old eats a very poor adult meal.... where does that child's future lie?

Obesity, heart disease, TIA and then an early death ...

Obesity, no qualifications, disability buggy, six ugly kids, a life time on benefits and all day to get gammon-faced angry and complain about anything and everything.

Then discover NP&E on piston heads and find that they are one of the saner ones!

[nonsequitur]

Road2Ruin said:

Went in to McDonald's last night, council already I know, and a mother was buying her child (age 3 maybe) a big Mac meal! With shake and medium fries. What the juddering is going on where a 3 year old eats a very poor adult meal.... where does that child's future lie?

Switch to Burger King or KFC ?

[HTP99]

Rewe said:

alorotom said:

Road2Ruin said:

Went in to McDonald's last night, council already I know, and a mother was buying her child (age 3 maybe) a big Mac meal! With shake and medium fries. What the juddering is going on where a 3 year old eats a very poor adult meal.... where does that child's future lie?

Obesity, heart disease, TIA and then an early death ...

Obesity, no qualifications, disability buggy, six ugly kids, a life time on benefits and all day to get gammon-faced angry and complain about anything and everything.

Then discover NP&E on piston heads and find that they are one of the saner ones!

I remember a few years ago at a motorway service station we were in the Greggs, getting coffee (half the price of Costa and tastes really good) and a sausage roll, I was in the queue behind a hefalump who had her circa 3 year old with her who was swigging from a 500ml bottle of full fat coke, and had chosen a doughnut, crisps and slice of some sort as his lunch!!

[Shuvi McTupya]

Road2Ruin said:

Went in to McDonald's last night, council already I know, and a mother was buying her child (age 3 maybe) a big Mac meal! With shake and medium fries. What the juddering is going on where a 3 year old eats a very poor adult meal.... where does that child's future lie?

I remember the first time i experienced a mcdonalds shake. My sister had brought one on her way home and was only able to get about half way though it as it was so 'rich'. She handed me a half full shake and I felt a bit bloated/sick after finishing it . I was about 9 yrs old, 3 yr olds being able to polish one off can not be a good thing...

[Shuvi McTupya]

Why pay rip off hair dressers prices when you can put your own hair extensions in?

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Why pay rip off hair dressers prices when you can put your own hair extensions in?

Dog Star will be all over that.

[BrabusMog]

EarlofDrift said:

Swampy1982 said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-paid-15k-dr...

This thread was made for stories like that, proper council.

This one made me chuckle after clicking the first Mirror link

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bride-rui...

[The Li-ion King]

Driver101 said:

EarlofDrift said:

Swampy1982 said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-paid-15k-dr...

This thread was made for stories like that, proper council.

She's now trying to rebuild her life and running to the papers about events of 15 years ago?

Things took a turn for the worst when mum was invited to the honeymoon as well...

[CanAm]

BrabusMog said:

This one made me chuckle after clicking the first Mirror link

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bride-rui...

That reminds me of Peter Butterworth in a Carry On film. He had a one-gag cameo as a patient. Seeing him shuffling queasily into the waiting area, two doctors have a go at guessing what’s wrong with him. He replies: “Let me see now. You thought it was a slipped disc? I’m afraid you were wrong. And you thought it was hemorrhoids. I’m afraid you were wrong. As a matter of fact, I thought I was going to break wind. I’m afraid I was wrong.”