A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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Deathmole said:
Not convinced that shagging chickens whilst your missus films the act, whilst despicable, is council like behaviour in the spirit of the thread, tbh.
I’d agree ... certainly deserving of its own deviancy thread

Spare tyre

9,573 posts

130 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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stickleback123 said:
amusingduck said:
what the juddering fk

It's one thing if you're a degenerate chicken shagger. How on earth do you convince someone else to join in?! How do you even start that conversation?!
How does that even start? I know most crazy stuff happens through the normalisation of deviancy process, but in this case there has to be a leap to "why don't I just put it...."
Pick up a chick and bang it, surely it’s natural behaviour for a young man!

Starfighter

4,927 posts

178 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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alorotom said:
Deathmole said:
Not convinced that shagging chickens whilst your missus films the act, whilst despicable, is council like behaviour in the spirit of the thread, tbh.
I’d agree ... certainly deserving of its own deviancy thread
No. It doesn’t. Please don’t.
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CanAm

9,202 posts

272 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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Maybe his Mrs just misunderstood when he said, "I fancy a bit of chicken tonight."

eldar

21,747 posts

196 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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Starfighter said:
alorotom said:
Deathmole said:
Not convinced that shagging chickens whilst your missus films the act, whilst despicable, is council like behaviour in the spirit of the thread, tbh.
I’d agree ... certainly deserving of its own deviancy thread
No. It doesn’t. Please don’t.
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Too late....

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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stickleback123 said:
amusingduck said:
what the juddering fk

It's one thing if you're a degenerate chicken shagger. How on earth do you convince someone else to join in?! How do you even start that conversation?!
How does that even start? I know most crazy stuff happens through the normalisation of deviancy process, but in this case there has to be a leap to "why don't I just put it...."
I guess, as the chickens died, that they can now be considered halal?

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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V8mate said:
stickleback123 said:
amusingduck said:
what the juddering fk

It's one thing if you're a degenerate chicken shagger. How on earth do you convince someone else to join in?! How do you even start that conversation?!
How does that even start? I know most crazy stuff happens through the normalisation of deviancy process, but in this case there has to be a leap to "why don't I just put it...."
I guess, as the chickens died, that they can now be considered halal?
Crossing religions here, but they'll at least be pre-brined for Christmas.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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OpulentBob said:
V8mate said:
stickleback123 said:
amusingduck said:
what the juddering fk

It's one thing if you're a degenerate chicken shagger. How on earth do you convince someone else to join in?! How do you even start that conversation?!
How does that even start? I know most crazy stuff happens through the normalisation of deviancy process, but in this case there has to be a leap to "why don't I just put it...."
I guess, as the chickens died, that they can now be considered halal?
Crossing religions here, but they'll at least be pre-brined for Christmas.
Certainly pre-boned.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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V8mate said:
OpulentBob said:
V8mate said:
stickleback123 said:
amusingduck said:
what the juddering fk

It's one thing if you're a degenerate chicken shagger. How on earth do you convince someone else to join in?! How do you even start that conversation?!
How does that even start? I know most crazy stuff happens through the normalisation of deviancy process, but in this case there has to be a leap to "why don't I just put it...."
I guess, as the chickens died, that they can now be considered halal?
Crossing religions here, but they'll at least be pre-brined for Christmas.
Certainly pre-boned.
And spatchcocked.

Paul Dishman

4,701 posts

237 months

Friday 23rd October 2020
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We had a couple enjoying al fresco sex in the health centre garden a few years back, to most people's bemusement. One of the locum GPs had a really good view, in the middle of a consultation, and she chased them off.

As someone remarked, the only time I've seen that before was in a mirror... laugh

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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Writing to a national newspaper over a two pound deficit which was your fault to start with...

https://www-thisismoney-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v...

Dark85

661 posts

148 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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How about having a conversation by shouting to each other between two blocks of flats.

I walked past these buildings yesterday https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4527122,-3.18079... and two ladies were having a lovely chat(read: profanity-laden, Jerry Kyle level gossip) from one building to the next. I actually think it was the two flats with the windows wide open on the grey bit so maybe they were at it when the Streetview car drove past aswell. They were loud enough I could hear them for a good 100 metres either side. A particular highlight was when one of the hags bellowed "She's a bh! Got no fkin' consideration for other people".

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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Dark85 said:
How about having a conversation by shouting to each other between two blocks of flats.

I walked past these buildings yesterday https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4527122,-3.18079... and two ladies were having a lovely chat(read: profanity-laden, Jerry Kyle level gossip) from one building to the next. I actually think it was the two flats with the windows wide open on the grey bit so maybe they were at it when the Streetview car drove past aswell. They were loud enough I could hear them for a good 100 metres either side. A particular highlight was when one of the hags bellowed "She's a bh! Got no fkin' consideration for other people".
How nice for the neighbours, especially the night shift ones.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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flashbang said:
Writing to a national newspaper over a two pound deficit which was your fault to start with...

https://www-thisismoney-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v...
Clue is in the name: All YOU can eat.

Not you, your wife, your kids and the Staffies.



ClaphamGT3

11,300 posts

243 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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Whistle said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8856287/P...


Council and just wrong in a big way.
Yowser!!

That should put everyone off Chicken Kiev for a while....

Algarve

2,102 posts

81 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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I don't think there's anything council about being an animal abuser and a sex offender.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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Algarve said:
I don't think there's anything council about being an animal abuser and a sex offender.
Exactly. Sounds like Prime Minister material.

Export56

553 posts

88 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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Found this picture of a room from estate agents, it looks like some horror from a Interior design software program, but it is in fact a real photo. I sent it to my wife and said spot the 4 design mistakes, she came back with an easy 6 with a possible 8.

sherbertdip

1,107 posts

119 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Export56 said:
Found this picture of a room from estate agents, it looks like some horror from a Interior design software program, but it is in fact a real photo. I sent it to my wife and said spot the 4 design mistakes, she came back with an easy 6 with a possible 8.
Since when has it been council to not have a diploma in interior design from the local college?

Export56

553 posts

88 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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First one is nothing more council than wall mounted TV above fireplace, unless you want to spend your time looking upwards all day like a chick in a nest. TV height should always be at seated eye level, called zero angle.
Second one is an a fan pattern artex ceiling,this is not 1988 and it was tasteless then.
Third is squeaky, slippery cheap leather ply sofa, stick to it in the summer, cold in the winter.
Fourth, wooden floor in sitting room, noisy, cold, shows every speck of fluff, just awful.
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