A bit council (Vol 4)
Discussion
Frank7 said:
... I’m sticking with the sage advice of paulguitar, I’m a legend in my own lunchtime.
You're a bonus for this site, but your Americanisms do my head in. Hand to God, dime to a doughnut, blah, blah, irritating, can I get, holiday in PA or TX or something. But you're ultimately forgiven cos you sound a decent bloke and your lad served in the same Regiment as me in Germany, so you can't be all bad. Frank7 said:
Sure I do, and I take it in good humour too.
Let’s be fair, I can read and when I read some of the stuff I’ve posted, I’m surprised that I haven’t been criticised a bit more than I have.
Regarding who some of you think that I’m a melange of, I had to Google Terry Tibbs, and both him and Mike Reid wouldn’t have minded having my barnet.
Al Murray I don’t mind being compared with, he’s not just a funny man, he talks intelligently about subjects that interest him.
I Googled Brick Top recently, and watched a clip of “Snatch”, I feel that I might have him beat in the I.Q. department, but then I would say that, wouldn’t I?
I can modulate my speech, but I couldn’t match the cut glass tones of Noël Coward, I’m too slim to be compared to Benny Hill, but Michael Caine was born around 300 metres from where I live in Rotherhithe, (not a lot of people know that).
I could possibly be compared with Archie in “The Fast Show” except my teeth are too white, and I’m sure that I’m not a pub bore, plus driving a Black Cab is hardly the ‘hardest job in the world.’
I’m sticking with the sage advice of paulguitar, I’m a legend in my own lunchtime.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? Let’s be fair, I can read and when I read some of the stuff I’ve posted, I’m surprised that I haven’t been criticised a bit more than I have.
Regarding who some of you think that I’m a melange of, I had to Google Terry Tibbs, and both him and Mike Reid wouldn’t have minded having my barnet.
Al Murray I don’t mind being compared with, he’s not just a funny man, he talks intelligently about subjects that interest him.
I Googled Brick Top recently, and watched a clip of “Snatch”, I feel that I might have him beat in the I.Q. department, but then I would say that, wouldn’t I?
I can modulate my speech, but I couldn’t match the cut glass tones of Noël Coward, I’m too slim to be compared to Benny Hill, but Michael Caine was born around 300 metres from where I live in Rotherhithe, (not a lot of people know that).
I could possibly be compared with Archie in “The Fast Show” except my teeth are too white, and I’m sure that I’m not a pub bore, plus driving a Black Cab is hardly the ‘hardest job in the world.’
I’m sticking with the sage advice of paulguitar, I’m a legend in my own lunchtime.
Frank is the man
OpulentBob said:
He could care less 
You’re darn tootin’ Bob 
CharlesdeGaulle said:
You're a bonus for this site, but your Americanisms do my head in. Hand to God, dime to a doughnut, blah, blah, irritating, can I get, holiday in PA or TX or something. But you're ultimately forgiven cos you sound a decent bloke and your lad served in the same Regiment as me in Germany, so you can't be all bad.
Gee thanks Charles, but when someone says that I’m not all bad, it makes me as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Oh, and it’s dollars to doughnuts, not dimes, but seriously, thanks mon ami, I don’t set out to offend.
amusingduck said:
alorotom said:
Export56 said:
Indeed. Stealing photos of someone’s (in all fairness) reasonably presented house to send to ones partner for derision is indeed the epitome of council behaviour 
https://youtu.be/vt016gTNp_k
All those public information films must’ve warped my fragile little mind.
Thankyou4calling said:
Clearly her appeal hasn’t yet reached the middle aged men of PH.
Her name is Gemma Collins, or “The GC”
If you are that out of touch with popular culture, in a nutshell, she starred in TOWIE and has gone on to have her own TV shows, clothing lines, perfume etc.
Millions relate to her and follow her, as a result she generates huge sums of money for herself and various associates.
She’s fat, she’s not, she’s engaged, it’s off,she’s in Marbella shes flogging diet jabs.
You might not like her, you may not recognise her but she is a significant media figure.
And for those who don’t know what TOWIE is, get into the 21st Century.
Have a cry about it on Mumsnet. Her name is Gemma Collins, or “The GC”
If you are that out of touch with popular culture, in a nutshell, she starred in TOWIE and has gone on to have her own TV shows, clothing lines, perfume etc.
Millions relate to her and follow her, as a result she generates huge sums of money for herself and various associates.
She’s fat, she’s not, she’s engaged, it’s off,she’s in Marbella shes flogging diet jabs.
You might not like her, you may not recognise her but she is a significant media figure.
And for those who don’t know what TOWIE is, get into the 21st Century.
DJFish said:
Just made me think of this:
https://youtu.be/vt016gTNp_k
All those public information films must’ve warped my fragile little mind.
How many fhttps://youtu.be/vt016gTNp_k
All those public information films must’ve warped my fragile little mind.
king polished-floor-rug accidents were happening in the 70's to justify making that?! 
CanAm said:
MartG said:
Carbon Sasquatch said:
CanAm said:
talksthetorque said:
Clue is in the name: All YOU can eat.
Not you, your wife, your kids and the Staffies.
I’m getting the feeling of. ......Pay for just one all you can eat breakfast, pile it high then share with the wife; then complain when you get rumbled. Unfair?Not you, your wife, your kids and the Staffies.
He can order all he can eat - they just bring it to him instead of him taking his shovel to the buffet. He can go back again.
She ordered a continental all you can eat, and then had some of his cooked food.
Imagine you were at an all you can eat ribs place, where if you finish your ribs, they ask you if you want another rack.
They bring you another rack and you eat that, then ask for another.
Your missus only had a starter, and predictably is still hungry.
Should you be able to order another plateful to give to her once you've filled your boots?
Do you siphon fuel out of your company car to run your wife's car?
Thankyou4calling said:
She’s fat, she’s not, she’s engaged, it’s off,she’s in Marbella shes flogging diet jabs.
Oh! Top council: Marbella.I work in Gibraltar some of the year and in January I ended up in Marbella for a party for the weekend. This was, unbelievably, the first time I've ever been there.
Jesus! There are obviously some very rich people there but the vast majority were the most awful, sad, white Velar/orange/pumped up lips people I have ever seen.
The sad w
kers driving up and down "the prom" in sports cars - what the fk?!?! 
They fit into two silos: the older gold chain portly ex-pat bloke with a pink jumper over his shoulders, or dreadful "Love Island" types with stupid beards and those wierd Max Wall skinny jeans. What a load of wkers.Then there are the plastic girls who would all be hanging round in these bars plainly on the lookout for the rich bloke (seemed to be full of dodgy arabs all intent on selling me coke; never been approached by drug dealers so often).
Live and let live and all that, but seriously I could advocate bombing Marbella and getting rid of a significant number of vile narcissistic "me me ME!" types. It was just awful.
Seriously, I put it to the panel: Marbella is more council than Jaywick.
I'd rather hang out with a load of scrotes on a sink estate.
Dog Star said:
Megaflow said:
illmonkey said:
Not even with Dogstar’s...But she is just awful otherwise.
Dilemma.
https://youtu.be/C_WrCnk7JE8
Thankyou4calling said:
Clearly her appeal hasn’t yet reached the middle aged men of PH.
Her name is Gemma Collins, or “The GC”
If you are that out of touch with popular culture, in a nutshell, she starred in TOWIE and has gone on to have her own TV shows, clothing lines, perfume etc.
Millions relate to her and follow her, as a result she generates huge sums of money for herself and various associates.
She’s fat, she’s not, she’s engaged, it’s off,she’s in Marbella shes flogging diet jabs.
You might not like her, you may not recognise her but she is a significant media figure.
And for those who don’t know what TOWIE is, get into the 21st Century.
She is MASSIVE...Her name is Gemma Collins, or “The GC”
If you are that out of touch with popular culture, in a nutshell, she starred in TOWIE and has gone on to have her own TV shows, clothing lines, perfume etc.
Millions relate to her and follow her, as a result she generates huge sums of money for herself and various associates.
She’s fat, she’s not, she’s engaged, it’s off,she’s in Marbella shes flogging diet jabs.
You might not like her, you may not recognise her but she is a significant media figure.
And for those who don’t know what TOWIE is, get into the 21st Century.
DoctorX said:
Dog Star said:
Megaflow said:
illmonkey said:
Not even with Dogstar’s...But she is just awful otherwise.
Dilemma.
https://youtu.be/C_WrCnk7JE8
Export56 said:
Found this picture of a room from estate agents, it looks like some horror from a Interior design software program, but it is in fact a real photo. I sent it to my wife and said spot the 4 design mistakes, she came back with an easy 6 with a possible 8. 
I bet the days just fly by in your house.
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