You can write one law

You can write one law

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djc206

12,360 posts

126 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Kermit power said:
Are you sure about that? As far as I'm aware, things like rent, food and children's clothes are all tax exempt, and I would expect lower-paid people to be paying a larger proportion of their income on good in those brackets rather than more highly taxed ones? This is doubly true if you include the reduced rate of VAT on energy bills.

I still see no just reason for the more highly paid to be taxed a higher percentage of their salary. Apart from anything else, reducing the tax burden generally means more discretionary spending, so more jobs and fewer people on low pay in the first place.
Hmm I’m not so sure, trickle down economics hasn’t worked too well so far. Personally pretty much all of the money I have left goes on travel which removes it from the U.K.

I don’t mind paying a bit more tax on the upper end of my earnings but the current marginal rates are insane. It’s all needs simplifying and NI done away with.

£0-12,500 = 0% (same as now pretty much)
£12.5k-50k = 30% (slightly less than now thanks to NI)
£50-100k = 45% (slightly more than now)
£100k+ = 50% (this is where marginal rates go schizo)

No fking around with peoples pension annual allowances or income tax personal allowance. Base child benefit on household income not one person earning over £50k. Basically make things very clear and very simple.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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ESOG said:
What's fly tipping?
Has google broken again ?

Konrod

875 posts

229 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Several comments on owners not clearing up dog scensoredt. Why is it that we think cats roaming about are acceptable whereas dogs aren't? Any animal is the responsibility of the owner at all time, so the owner has to be with it or limit it's movements.

My law is that any cat found unaccompanied is to be taken to a pound. If the owner shows up then they are fined, if they don't the cat is re-homed. Any cat when outside the owners house will have a 2" cork inserted up its rectum with a mallet to stop them scensoredg on my lawn.


p1stonhead

25,568 posts

168 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Konrod said:
Several comments on owners not clearing up dog scensoredt. Why is it that we think cats roaming about are acceptable whereas dogs aren't?
Dogs exclusively walk and therefore st, where humans walk when out in public.

jfire

5,893 posts

73 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Free pass to vandalise a car blocking a crossing a la Street Fighter bonus stage

Not sure whether I've actually stated this on another thread, or whether I've been cautious about writing this online because I'm very likely to actually do it every time I cross the road from the station.

amusingduck

9,398 posts

137 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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p1stonhead said:
Konrod said:
Several comments on owners not clearing up dog scensoredt. Why is it that we think cats roaming about are acceptable whereas dogs aren't?
Dogs exclusively walk and therefore st, where humans walk when out in public.
Not necessarily in Moscow, as I found out the other day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Mosco...

wiki said:
According to Alexei Vereshchagin, a graduate student of Poyarkov's who has studied them, the dogs generally go out of their way to avoid conflict with humans, and defecation in busy areas or onto pavements is rare.
wiki said:
One technique such a pack uses involves deploying its smaller, cuter members, having realized that these dogs have more success in begging food from people.[3]
I found it pretty interesting smile

StevieBee

12,927 posts

256 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Mothersruin said:
Religion.

Children are not allowed to have any exposure to religion until they are 18.

Then they are allowed a visit from a single representative of each one who can explain why their doctrine is less nuts than the others.

If they then decide to follow one, it holds the same legal weight as supporting a football team. None.
Understand the argument but how would you go about decoupling much of the teaching of history that shows religion as a driving force that created entire countries and civilisations? How would you teach kids about the evolution of the British Monarchy without exposing them to religion.

And how would you deal with Christmas, Easter, etc?

DaveTheRave87

2,091 posts

90 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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I would have 15 approved hairstyles with heavy penalties for anyone with silly hair, just like the North Koreans.





p1stonhead

25,568 posts

168 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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StevieBee said:
Mothersruin said:
Religion.

Children are not allowed to have any exposure to religion until they are 18.

Then they are allowed a visit from a single representative of each one who can explain why their doctrine is less nuts than the others.

If they then decide to follow one, it holds the same legal weight as supporting a football team. None.
Understand the argument but how would you go about decoupling much of the teaching of history that shows religion as a driving force that created entire countries and civilisations? How would you teach kids about the evolution of the British Monarchy without exposing them to religion.

And how would you deal with Christmas, Easter, etc?
Just say it’s celebrating being with family. Because that’s all it really is.

The made up stuff in the bible etc can wait!

You can teach about religion without teaching that it’s true.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

187 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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DaveTheRave87 said:
I would have 15 approved hairstyles with heavy penalties for anyone with silly hair, just like the North Koreans.




What about us baldies?

Kermit power

28,674 posts

214 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Turbotechnic said:
All Heath and safety should be abolished. Let natural selection and take its own course.
That's great until someone's disregard for health and safety kills you rather than them.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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HOGEPH said:
What about us baldies?
Comb overs and anything vaguely ridiculous strictly forbidden !

alorotom

11,944 posts

188 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Being rude and having a lack of manners, punishable with death by a million cuts

vikingaero

10,379 posts

170 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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If you are a lawyer/barrister and you are prepared to lie/obfuscate/twist the truth and generally we yourself then you should get whatever sentence your client gets.

V1nce Fox

5,508 posts

69 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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If there's a divorce due to the wife having an affair she has to move out instead.

judas

5,992 posts

260 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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HOGEPH said:
What about us baldies?
All expenses paid sight-seeing trip to the nearest artillery range.

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SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

82 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Nobody may own more than one house.

Society fixed.

plasticpig

12,932 posts

226 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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All new cars are required to have spider proof wing mirrors.

mattyn1

5,760 posts

156 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Voters at Brexit Referendum 2 need to correctly answer a Brexit Knowledge Qualifying Question before their vote is counted.

Obviously should there be a referendum 2.

mattyn1

5,760 posts

156 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Oh and another one.

If you state in a public forum you are going to post a video..... say for instance of an issue at a supermarket, you should be held to that promise. If you fail to deliver you should be subject to a fate that includes using a traffic cone as a butt plug!