Woman sets trap, man walks in - Tell us your version
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Wife (while getting ready to go out): What are your plans for the day?
Me: Oh, nothing really. Just a nice relaxing Sunday.
Wife: I’m glad you’re not busy because there’s the lawn needs cutting, the raised beds need weeding, the gutter needs clearing near the garage, while you’re outside the patio is looking a bit grubby and the window frames could do with a wipe down. Once you come back inside....
Me: Oh, nothing really. Just a nice relaxing Sunday.
Wife: I’m glad you’re not busy because there’s the lawn needs cutting, the raised beds need weeding, the gutter needs clearing near the garage, while you’re outside the patio is looking a bit grubby and the window frames could do with a wipe down. Once you come back inside....
57Ford said:
mad4amanda said:
I am already realising after 2 posts how lucky I am!
Yeah, I let her believe she’s the boss but I’ve got my own back really - I’m doing it all in a totally different order! Me: Want anything for christmas?
Mrs: No I don't need anything
Xmas Day Mrs: Where's my presents?
Me: You said...........
Xmas Day Mrs: You should know that I don't need anything is code for I want everything.
Followed by:
Me: We doing anything for Valentines?
Mrs: No, Lets not bother its all too commercial
Valentines day Mrs: Where my card flowers and bubbles?
Me: Actually I don't love you any more, this relationship is dead, I'm moving out
Ex Mrs: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mrs: No I don't need anything
Xmas Day Mrs: Where's my presents?
Me: You said...........
Xmas Day Mrs: You should know that I don't need anything is code for I want everything.
Followed by:
Me: We doing anything for Valentines?
Mrs: No, Lets not bother its all too commercial
Valentines day Mrs: Where my card flowers and bubbles?
Me: Actually I don't love you any more, this relationship is dead, I'm moving out
Ex Mrs: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DickyC said:
Mrs C - Say something nice about your first wife.
Me - Blimey, er, okay. Well, let's think. Yes. She was quite a good driver.
Silence.
Longer silence.
Even longer silence.
Me - What?
Mrs C - You said I'm not a good driver.
Well, it's a better answer than 'her tits were bigger than yours'Me - Blimey, er, okay. Well, let's think. Yes. She was quite a good driver.
Silence.
Longer silence.
Even longer silence.
Me - What?
Mrs C - You said I'm not a good driver.
Sheepshanks said:
DickyC said:
Mrs C - What's on your Bucket List?
Me - Along with owning an Aston and driving Route 66 I've just added a flight in that two seat Spitfire. You?
Mrs C - I'd like a hearing aid.
I'm probably going to regret this, but I don't get that?Me - Along with owning an Aston and driving Route 66 I've just added a flight in that two seat Spitfire. You?
Mrs C - I'd like a hearing aid.
Sheepshanks said:
DickyC said:
Mrs C - What's on your Bucket List?
Me - Along with owning an Aston and driving Route 66 I've just added a flight in that two seat Spitfire. You?
Mrs C - I'd like a hearing aid.
I'm probably going to regret this, but I don't get that?Me - Along with owning an Aston and driving Route 66 I've just added a flight in that two seat Spitfire. You?
Mrs C - I'd like a hearing aid.
cuprabob said:
Sheepshanks said:
DickyC said:
Mrs C - What's on your Bucket List?
Me - Along with owning an Aston and driving Route 66 I've just added a flight in that two seat Spitfire. You?
Mrs C - I'd like a hearing aid.
I'm probably going to regret this, but I don't get that?Me - Along with owning an Aston and driving Route 66 I've just added a flight in that two seat Spitfire. You?
Mrs C - I'd like a hearing aid.
Or that she'd like a new hearing aid??
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