Woman sets trap, man walks in - Tell us your version
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CanAm said:
SAS Tom said:
I think this is another thread full of things that never happened.
I had a two ties for Xmas episode which someone on here quoted earlier. (She'd bought the shirt too, so I was in the clear)
Here's the one referred to above, which I originally posted here on the 'I'm in the Dog House' thread many years ago:
"Many years ago SWMBO bought me an LP for Christmas. (for the benefit of younger readers perhaps I should explain that an LP was a double-sided, circular, black vinyl, analogue music storage device, some 305mm in diameter). I placed it on the turntable and began to enjoy the music. The conversation went like this:-
SWMBO: "Is that Side 2?"
ME: "Yes"
SWMBO: "Why aren't you playing Side 1?"
ME: "Because I've not heard the songs on Side 2 and fancied hearing them first"
SWMBO: "So you don't like the rest of the record then? What a waste of money that was. I don't know why I waste my money buying presents for you - you're such an ungrateful bd!"
Stormed out of the room and didn't speak to me for the rest of Christmas
MENTAL, all of them!"
"Many years ago SWMBO bought me an LP for Christmas. (for the benefit of younger readers perhaps I should explain that an LP was a double-sided, circular, black vinyl, analogue music storage device, some 305mm in diameter). I placed it on the turntable and began to enjoy the music. The conversation went like this:-
SWMBO: "Is that Side 2?"
ME: "Yes"
SWMBO: "Why aren't you playing Side 1?"
ME: "Because I've not heard the songs on Side 2 and fancied hearing them first"
SWMBO: "So you don't like the rest of the record then? What a waste of money that was. I don't know why I waste my money buying presents for you - you're such an ungrateful bd!"
Stormed out of the room and didn't speak to me for the rest of Christmas
MENTAL, all of them!"
Pit Pony said:
Yeah, you haven't got a fking clue. Get married and have kids and you'll go to work for the rest. I get home on a Friday having been away all week, and the 1st thing I do it put rubber gloves on and remove my cats st from the lawn...And the weekend ends up being a succession of jobs..
I just booked Tuesday off work so looking forward to having four days of doing what I want, when I want, with no one telling me what to do. Cotty said:
57Ford said:
Wife (while getting ready to go out): What are your plans for the day?
Me: Oh, nothing really. Just a nice relaxing Sunday.
Wife: I’m glad you’re not busy because there’s the lawn needs cutting, the raised beds need weeding, the gutter needs clearing near the garage, while you’re outside the patio is looking a bit grubby and the window frames could do with a wipe down. Once you come back inside....
I am so glad im single as my response to that after working all week would be unprintable.Me: Oh, nothing really. Just a nice relaxing Sunday.
Wife: I’m glad you’re not busy because there’s the lawn needs cutting, the raised beds need weeding, the gutter needs clearing near the garage, while you’re outside the patio is looking a bit grubby and the window frames could do with a wipe down. Once you come back inside....
If you never clean the outside of your house or cut the lawn it might explain why you are single
boyse7en said:
Well someone has to do those sorts of jobs, and if you want them done properly...
If you never clean the outside of your house or cut the lawn it might explain why you are single
How would a lady who I just met be able to judge whether my window frames were wiped down or not having never seen my house . Seems like a daft comment.If you never clean the outside of your house or cut the lawn it might explain why you are single
Dog Star said:
Vandenberg said:
Me: Want anything for christmas?
Mrs: No I don't need anything
Xmas Day Mrs: Where's my presents?
Me: You said...........
Xmas Day Mrs: You should know that I don't need anything is code for I want everything.
Followed by:
Me: We doing anything for Valentines?
Mrs: No, Lets not bother its all too commercial
Valentines day Mrs: Where my card flowers and bubbles?
Me: Actually I don't love you any more, this relationship is dead, I'm moving out
Ex Mrs: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Woah! Mrs: No I don't need anything
Xmas Day Mrs: Where's my presents?
Me: You said...........
Xmas Day Mrs: You should know that I don't need anything is code for I want everything.
Followed by:
Me: We doing anything for Valentines?
Mrs: No, Lets not bother its all too commercial
Valentines day Mrs: Where my card flowers and bubbles?
Me: Actually I don't love you any more, this relationship is dead, I'm moving out
Ex Mrs: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Two absolute schoolboy errors made there - those are pretty well their most obvious and widely used traps. Never fall for these!
My wife only ever did it once. It was mothers' day, and she said not to worry about it as it was all commercial rubbish anyway. When she then got the hump that she didn't get anything on mothers' day, I just replayed the conversation and asked her why she'd bother to say she didn't want anything if she actually did?
Admittedly, she now thinks I'm vaguely autistic, but she has been cured of making stupid statements like that.
Kermit power said:
My wife only ever did it once. It was mothers' day, and she said not to worry about it as it was all commercial rubbish anyway. When she then got the hump that she didn't get anything on mothers' day, I just replayed the conversation and asked her why she'd bother to say she didn't want anything if she actually did?
'I don't want'means either:
'I want the expensive one with the flowers, chocolates and champagne option'
or:
'That's not what I said.'
HTH
She always asks me what I want for my birthday, then says, in response to some suggestions,
"Nah"
"Not that, boring",
"Too Expensive"
"Weird"
"No Chance"
Other one is, "Can you just pay for x via a bank transfer, will give you the money"
No money appears, mention it and get called a tight arse/pennypincher etc.
"Nah"
"Not that, boring",
"Too Expensive"
"Weird"
"No Chance"
Other one is, "Can you just pay for x via a bank transfer, will give you the money"
No money appears, mention it and get called a tight arse/pennypincher etc.
LordHaveMurci said:
J4CKO said:
Other one is, "Can you just pay for x via a bank transfer, will give you the money"
No money appears, mention it and get called a tight arse/pennypincher etc.
Or it covers an imaginary debt from some vague moment in the past so we'll just call it quits No money appears, mention it and get called a tight arse/pennypincher etc.
I saw one bank were doing debit cars where you could have a photo on of your choosing so suggested I got her one with me wagging a finger on the Joint account one.
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