Woman sets trap, man walks in - Tell us your version
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57Ford said:
Wife (while getting ready to go out): What are your plans for the day?
Me: Oh, nothing really. Just a nice relaxing Sunday.
Wife: I’m glad you’re not busy because there’s the lawn needs cutting, the raised beds need weeding, the gutter needs clearing near the garage, while you’re outside the patio is looking a bit grubby and the window frames could do with a wipe down. Once you come back inside....
Him: Sounds like you want an employee, not a husband. FROMe: Oh, nothing really. Just a nice relaxing Sunday.
Wife: I’m glad you’re not busy because there’s the lawn needs cutting, the raised beds need weeding, the gutter needs clearing near the garage, while you’re outside the patio is looking a bit grubby and the window frames could do with a wipe down. Once you come back inside....
I think it was a very clever and cunning ploy by Mrs.C to get her requirement for a hearing aid to the very forefront of DickyC's list of priorities, at the same time focusing on the pragmatic everyday rather than the more ethereal desires floating around in her husbands mind.
Never ever misunderestimate the whiles of a woman.
Never ever misunderestimate the whiles of a woman.
Sheepshanks said:
DickyC said:
Mrs C - What's on your Bucket List?
Me - Along with owning an Aston and driving Route 66 I've just added a flight in that two seat Spitfire. You?
Mrs C - I'd like a hearing aid.
I'm probably going to regret this, but I don't get that?Me - Along with owning an Aston and driving Route 66 I've just added a flight in that two seat Spitfire. You?
Mrs C - I'd like a hearing aid.
Me - Along with owning an Aston and driving Route 66 I've just added a flight in that two seat Spitfire. You?
Mrs C -
glenrobbo said:
I'd just like to find out who it is that I'm supposed to be having an affair with.
Apparently it's been ongoing for two or three years now. WTF???
Still, it does explain her strange behaviour.
Ah well, off to the pub.
That normally means she's having a affair, ask me how I know....Apparently it's been ongoing for two or three years now. WTF???
Still, it does explain her strange behaviour.
Ah well, off to the pub.
5Cylinder said:
glenrobbo said:
I'd just like to find out who it is that I'm supposed to be having an affair with.
Apparently it's been ongoing for two or three years now. WTF???
Still, it does explain her strange behaviour.
Ah well, off to the pub.
That normally means she's having a affair, ask me how I know....Apparently it's been ongoing for two or three years now. WTF???
Still, it does explain her strange behaviour.
Ah well, off to the pub.
CanAm said:
Spare tyre said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
'Does my bum look big in this?'
Never answer.
Start walking backwardsNever answer.
“ hang on love, I just need to be able to see all of it”
OR
It IS big
I got off lightly with that response. One testicle reappeared a day later, the other one refused to budge for a week or so before finally dropping back in to its little sleeping bag. Needed a bit of coaxing, but succumbed to the gentle touch in the end.
Just to add, when she finally got her ovaries in such a knot and stormed out, saying 'none of this is down to me, it's all YOU' I quipped yep, you're right, it's me - I can do better than you.
Wiccan of Darkness said:
Neither is blurting out "Well at least it takes the focus off your face". Can anyone beat that?
If your Mrs is ever complaining that her tits are too small suggest she wipes some toilet roll between them every day. When she asks why reply with 'well, it's worked wonders on your arse'FN2TypeR said:
5Cylinder said:
glenrobbo said:
I'd just like to find out who it is that I'm supposed to be having an affair with.
Apparently it's been ongoing for two or three years now. WTF???
Still, it does explain her strange behaviour.
Ah well, off to the pub.
That normally means she's having a affair, ask me how I know....Apparently it's been ongoing for two or three years now. WTF???
Still, it does explain her strange behaviour.
Ah well, off to the pub.
Life lessons eh
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