Woman sets trap, man walks in - Tell us your version
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glenrobbo said:
Felters said:
Mrs Felters "you know my friend Anne?"
Me "errr... yes."
Mrs Felters "Do you find her attractive?
Me"ahhh mmmmrrr brrr quarrr..."
you cannot win that one.
You do realise you're missing out on that threesome, don't you? Me "errr... yes."
Mrs Felters "Do you find her attractive?
Me"ahhh mmmmrrr brrr quarrr..."
you cannot win that one.
glenrobbo said:
Felters said:
Mrs Felters "you know my friend Anne?"
Me "errr... yes."
Mrs Felters "Do you find her attractive?
Me"ahhh mmmmrrr brrr quarrr..."
you cannot win that one.
You do realise you're missing out on that threesome, don't you? Me "errr... yes."
Mrs Felters "Do you find her attractive?
Me"ahhh mmmmrrr brrr quarrr..."
you cannot win that one.
"All of them at once" as an answer meant she never asked stupid questions like that again.
DickyC said:
PixelpeepS3 said:
What, him, his wife and her pitbull of a divorce lawyer ?
"Tell the court what you meant when you said you Felter?"Shortly after i lost 3/4 of my house, all my belongings, the car, the dog and my children.
Mark Benson said:
Early on in our relationship my wife asked me: "If you had to, which of my friends would you sleep with"
"All of them at once" as an answer meant she never asked stupid questions like that again.
"Any of them. Beggars can't be choosers, that's why I ended up with you!""All of them at once" as an answer meant she never asked stupid questions like that again.
Mark Benson said:
Early on in our relationship my wife asked me: "If you had to, which of my friends would you sleep with"
"All of them at once" as an answer meant she never asked stupid questions like that again.
"errm, Again, or for the first time?" is apparently an unacceptable response!"All of them at once" as an answer meant she never asked stupid questions like that again.
Alex said:
My wife: How much was your trip to Le Mans?
Me: (thinks) It was only about £600.
My wife: Oh, I can buy a new sofa then.
Oh I had that one. She sees me buying a surround sound amp at the tills, seconds later comes sprinting back with a food processor (of which we have about ten).Me: (thinks) It was only about £600.
My wife: Oh, I can buy a new sofa then.
I told the Mrs I'd be home a couple of hours late last night as I had some tinkering to do with the car.
Things didn't quite go to plan – seized bolts – I ended up being home about 6 hours late.
The Mrs greeted me in a normal fashion and was rather pleasant.
She's plotting something. The trap is set.
Things didn't quite go to plan – seized bolts – I ended up being home about 6 hours late.
The Mrs greeted me in a normal fashion and was rather pleasant.
She's plotting something. The trap is set.
Mark Benson said:
Early on in our relationship my wife asked me: "If you had to, which of my friends would you sleep with"
"All of them at once" as an answer meant she never asked stupid questions like that again.
"Should I include your mother and sister in the definition of 'friends'?""All of them at once" as an answer meant she never asked stupid questions like that again.
Defcon 5!!!
We are away this weekend, she’s picked the location slap bang in the middle of nowhere cos it looks romantic.
Her: you plan a few things to do, something exciting would be good.
Me (thinking to myself): suppose sex in the forest meets her requirement but not sure that’s what she means.
We are away this weekend, she’s picked the location slap bang in the middle of nowhere cos it looks romantic.
Her: you plan a few things to do, something exciting would be good.
Me (thinking to myself): suppose sex in the forest meets her requirement but not sure that’s what she means.
George Smiley said:
Defcon 5!!!
We are away this weekend, she’s picked the location slap bang in the middle of nowhere cos it looks romantic.
Her: you plan a few things to do, something exciting would be good.
Me (thinking to myself): suppose sex in the forest meets her requirement but not sure that’s what she means.
It was ever thus chez nous George, if I said, “I know, how about?”, she’d say “Do you ever think of anything else?”We are away this weekend, she’s picked the location slap bang in the middle of nowhere cos it looks romantic.
Her: you plan a few things to do, something exciting would be good.
Me (thinking to myself): suppose sex in the forest meets her requirement but not sure that’s what she means.
Apparently, “Why?, what else is there to think about”, was not the correct answer.
Frank7 said:
George Smiley said:
Defcon 5!!!
We are away this weekend, she’s picked the location slap bang in the middle of nowhere cos it looks romantic.
Her: you plan a few things to do, something exciting would be good.
Me (thinking to myself): suppose sex in the forest meets her requirement but not sure that’s what she means.
It was ever thus chez nous George, if I said, “I know, how about?”, she’d say “Do you ever think of anything else?”We are away this weekend, she’s picked the location slap bang in the middle of nowhere cos it looks romantic.
Her: you plan a few things to do, something exciting would be good.
Me (thinking to myself): suppose sex in the forest meets her requirement but not sure that’s what she means.
Apparently, “Why?, what else is there to think about”, was not the correct answer.
George Smiley said:
Defcon 5!!!
We are away this weekend, she’s picked the location slap bang in the middle of nowhere cos it looks romantic.
Her: you plan a few things to do, something exciting would be good.
Me (thinking to myself): suppose sex in the forest meets her requirement but not sure that’s what she means.
My missus has booked us a camping holiday in a forest in a few weeks; that's exactly what she'll expect. I suppose I'll manage #notmarriedWe are away this weekend, she’s picked the location slap bang in the middle of nowhere cos it looks romantic.
Her: you plan a few things to do, something exciting would be good.
Me (thinking to myself): suppose sex in the forest meets her requirement but not sure that’s what she means.
Need advice
I’m not fat, but if a dad bod but if I had to, I’d do me.
Last night she says she’s never dated a skinny bloke she likes a bit of weight.
Wtf do I do? Had that been said to her we all know the reaction. Is this a green light to slip into middle age spread? Or is she secretly saying you’re fat so I think I’ll do something about it?
I’m not fat, but if a dad bod but if I had to, I’d do me.
Last night she says she’s never dated a skinny bloke she likes a bit of weight.
Wtf do I do? Had that been said to her we all know the reaction. Is this a green light to slip into middle age spread? Or is she secretly saying you’re fat so I think I’ll do something about it?
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