Woman sets trap, man walks in - Tell us your version

[Pit Pony]

sideways sid said:

Mark Benson said:

Early on in our relationship my wife asked me: "If you had to, which of my friends would you sleep with"

"All of them at once" as an answer meant she never asked stupid questions like that again.

"errm, Again, or for the first time?" is apparently an unacceptable response!

Well if you remember Ruth finished with me in 1984, because I was boring in bed, and Alison, laughed at the size of my love member, so if you'd be okay with it I'd like to show them what they've missed out on all these years, and make them incredibly jealous of you. Thanks for the training and practise by the way. Oh. I probably wouldn't want to sleep with John. I'm not gay, and despite him once telling me that i shouldn't knock it until I've tried it, it's not something that really appeals.
I'd ask you which of my friends you'd like to sleep.with but after 30 years of marriage, i have no need for friends and consider you to be my only friend.