Is my father in law James Bond?
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When next round at his, knock a glass from a table or counter top, and if he catches it before it hits the floor, then make no mistake, he’s 6. And if you’re banging his daughter, he’ll be so far up in your s
t, you should be able to taste him. Don’t be surprised if he knows your search patterns on xhamster, has access to your phones camera and microphone, and monitors how many hand shandy’s you commit to on a weekly basis.
Getting out of this relationship should be your priority, but you need to careful. A close friend of mine had a similar situation, where he was banging the head of mossad’s cleaner’s nephew. He eventually made it out after faking his own death on a trip to Machu Picchu. He now lives in Peru under an assumed name, and has had extensive plastic surgery. He used to remind me of a flabby Stephen Baldwin, but now looks like R Kelly.
t, you should be able to taste him. Don’t be surprised if he knows your search patterns on xhamster, has access to your phones camera and microphone, and monitors how many hand shandy’s you commit to on a weekly basis.Getting out of this relationship should be your priority, but you need to careful. A close friend of mine had a similar situation, where he was banging the head of mossad’s cleaner’s nephew. He eventually made it out after faking his own death on a trip to Machu Picchu. He now lives in Peru under an assumed name, and has had extensive plastic surgery. He used to remind me of a flabby Stephen Baldwin, but now looks like R Kelly.
PMacanGTS said:
When next round at his, knock a glass from a table or counter top, and if he catches it before it hits the floor, then make no mistake, he’s 6. And if you’re banging his daughter, he’ll be so far up in your st, you should be able to taste him. Don’t be surprised if he knows your search patterns on xhamster, has access to your phones camera and microphone, and monitors how many hand shandy’s you commit to on a weekly basis.
Getting out of this relationship should be your priority, but you need to careful. A close friend of mine had a similar situation, where he was banging the head of mossad’s cleaner’s nephew. He eventually made it out after faking his own death on a trip to Machu Picchu. He now lives in Peru under an assumed name, and has had extensive plastic surgery. He used to remind me of a flabby Stephen Baldwin, but now looks like R Kelly.
Oh, Well done for blowing his cover! t, you should be able to taste him. Don’t be surprised if he knows your search patterns on xhamster, has access to your phones camera and microphone, and monitors how many hand shandy’s you commit to on a weekly basis.Getting out of this relationship should be your priority, but you need to careful. A close friend of mine had a similar situation, where he was banging the head of mossad’s cleaner’s nephew. He eventually made it out after faking his own death on a trip to Machu Picchu. He now lives in Peru under an assumed name, and has had extensive plastic surgery. He used to remind me of a flabby Stephen Baldwin, but now looks like R Kelly.
You've just effectively signed his death warrant.
A fine friend you turned out to be.
( Unless it's R Kelly that cops it )
98elise said:
Military intelligence is not like James Bond, and simple answers to questions about jobs are pretty routine, or were when I was in the forces. As an example I was a Weapons Engineer, but IIRC occupation on travel documents said "Government Service" or something equally nondescript.
People with intelligence jobs have formal titles that sound quite ordinary. The RN advertise intelligence roles on their website, but you wouldn't know it from the job title.
Mi5 seem to be a bit more open, "Spying for you" People with intelligence jobs have formal titles that sound quite ordinary. The RN advertise intelligence roles on their website, but you wouldn't know it from the job title.
https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers
Wills2 said:
98elise said:
Military intelligence is not like James Bond, and simple answers to questions about jobs are pretty routine, or were when I was in the forces. As an example I was a Weapons Engineer, but IIRC occupation on travel documents said "Government Service" or something equally nondescript.
People with intelligence jobs have formal titles that sound quite ordinary. The RN advertise intelligence roles on their website, but you wouldn't know it from the job title.
Mi5 seem to be a bit more open, "Spying for you" People with intelligence jobs have formal titles that sound quite ordinary. The RN advertise intelligence roles on their website, but you wouldn't know it from the job title.
https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers
A story came up after reading this thread which I thought was appropriate.
Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
98elise said:
Wills2 said:
98elise said:
Military intelligence is not like James Bond, and simple answers to questions about jobs are pretty routine, or were when I was in the forces. As an example I was a Weapons Engineer, but IIRC occupation on travel documents said "Government Service" or something equally nondescript.
People with intelligence jobs have formal titles that sound quite ordinary. The RN advertise intelligence roles on their website, but you wouldn't know it from the job title.
Mi5 seem to be a bit more open, "Spying for you" People with intelligence jobs have formal titles that sound quite ordinary. The RN advertise intelligence roles on their website, but you wouldn't know it from the job title.
https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers
Matt Cup said:
A story came up after reading this thread which I thought was appropriate.
Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
That was quite interesting. I wonder if the current generation, raised in the world of social media, would ever be able to keep secrets in the same way. Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
ApOrbital said:
Not a spy but found out last year one of my cousins husbands dad,who died last year was in the sas.
Cool story and all that.
My Dad's dad was MI6 (he died in 77 from memory before I was born and he we only found out about it when my grandma passed in the 90s when we went to Bletchley Park to donate some furniture) Cool story and all that.
It was always believed he was merchant navy and that he then worked for Marconi. It wasnt uncommon for him to go to work as normal and then not come home for 18 months.
We do have a copy of a diary from when he was shot off the roof of a building (through both legs) in Israeli whilst installing a radio and was nursed back to health.
Matt Cup said:
A story came up after reading this thread which I thought was appropriate.
Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
And that's how it really happens. The "real" ones who do the down and dirty never tell *anyone*. Wives, children etc. They certainly don't say they do government work on their visas whilst going on holiday. They work for a large company, back in the post war days maybe an obscure engineering company or aircraft company. They go to work, they drink in the pub. But their real work is usually hidden for ever. Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
red_slr said:
Matt Cup said:
A story came up after reading this thread which I thought was appropriate.
Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
And that's how it really happens. The "real" ones who do the down and dirty never tell *anyone*. Wives, children etc. They certainly don't say they do government work on their visas whilst going on holiday. They work for a large company, back in the post war days maybe an obscure engineering company or aircraft company. They go to work, they drink in the pub. But their real work is usually hidden for ever. Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
For those who travel away a lot they might work for an overseas company or maybe they are working for a mining company or whatever. A lot of these jobs need travel.
Sometimes all that is required is to live a normal life but gather information and pass that information on to handlers. Not everyone is doing wet work in the jungle for 6 months. In fact in modern times its very much the opposite. Just look at whats going on in the press at the moment with a certain telecoms company.
Sometimes all that is required is to live a normal life but gather information and pass that information on to handlers. Not everyone is doing wet work in the jungle for 6 months. In fact in modern times its very much the opposite. Just look at whats going on in the press at the moment with a certain telecoms company.
Edited by red_slr on Saturday 25th May 10:00
red_slr said:
Matt Cup said:
A story came up after reading this thread which I thought was appropriate.
Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
And that's how it really happens. The "real" ones who do the down and dirty never tell *anyone*. Wives, children etc. They certainly don't say they do government work on their visas whilst going on holiday. They work for a large company, back in the post war days maybe an obscure engineering company or aircraft company. They go to work, they drink in the pub. But their real work is usually hidden for ever. Woman discovers her husband of 64 years led a secret life as a British spy.
I already had DV clearance at the time as I was working for the police and did stuff for special branch. But this was a step beyond in terms of secrecy.
Never carried on with the application. It was a long and arduous process and they didn't tell you the job or salary till the end. I was offered a job at a law firm paying 12k more than I was on at the time and went for that.
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