What Retail Question Do You Hate The Most?

What Retail Question Do You Hate The Most?

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Kiribati268

570 posts

137 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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Krikkit said:
Any retailer who asks for it where it's a trivial purchase falls into the same category for me.

The lady in our local Halfords was quite rude when I said I'd rather not give my email address (before pedantry, I answered with "No thanks", said as cheerfully as the rest of the exchange). Useful for a big purchase I might make a warranty claim on, but not a can of Muc Off chain cleaner.
Don't blame the employee, blame the company. They're targeted on email capture as a % of transactions. Pressures are placed on management to meet the targets and it's pushed down to the employees.

I used to work for the company in question, was brilliant when I started in 2011, 6 years later I was desperate to get out of the place. When Matt Davies CEO left the company fell off a cliff.

InitialDave

11,910 posts

119 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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Kiribati268 said:
Don't blame the employee, blame the company.
Always do, for all of the stuff like this. I may find it irritating, but it's not their fault.

Wildcat45

8,075 posts

189 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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My local superdrug.

I approach the till and clearly have a stinking cold as my purchase of nasal spray, Lemsip Vicks suggests.

"Would you be interested in any aftershave? It's on offer."


stitched

3,813 posts

173 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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85Carrera said:
LeoSayer said:
Being interrupted mid-conversation by a waiter to be asked if everything's OK with the meal.
This is really fking annoying.

Leave me alone to enjoy my meal (and certainly don’t fking interrupt a conversation to ask me); if something is wrong, don’t worry, I’ll let you know.


Edited by 85Carrera on Thursday 23 May 21:00
So much this, To the point I've let all the staff in the local places we eat know that asking me how the meal is whilst i'm still eating it really boils my piss.
They tend to leave us alone now and if there is an issue with the food or service I let them know.
Doesn't work in London mind.

AussieFozzy

136 posts

128 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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stitched said:
85Carrera said:
LeoSayer said:
Being interrupted mid-conversation by a waiter to be asked if everything's OK with the meal.
This is really fking annoying.

Leave me alone to enjoy my meal (and certainly don’t fking interrupt a conversation to ask me); if something is wrong, don’t worry, I’ll let you know.


Edited by 85Carrera on Thursday 23 May 21:00
So much this, To the point I've let all the staff in the local places we eat know that asking me how the meal is whilst i'm still eating it really boils my piss.
They tend to leave us alone now and if there is an issue with the food or service I let them know.
Doesn't work in London mind.
This is one that i think staff need training on. If a customer is happily having a conversation and eating their meal then they are probably quite happy so just leave them be. If they are not chatting and generally dont seem like they are enjoying it then you can ask. Obviously it might not be the food, it could just be they are a quiet bunch or any number of other things but i think thats the only situation where you should ask.

dmulally

6,194 posts

180 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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SVX said:
Any and I mean any staff member be it in a shop, bar or restaurant who refers to me as 'mate', get's my inner Patrick Bateman flowing...
Stay away from Australia for your own sanity.

Riley Blue

20,958 posts

226 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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"Is there anything else we can help you with today?

Grrrrr...!

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

186 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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"Excuse me sir, but have you paid for that?......"

LeoSayer

7,307 posts

244 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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HOGEPH said:
"Excuse me sir, but have you paid for that?......"
"Do you have a receipt for that"..

..when trying to leave a supermarket, followed by

"Come with me Sir"

Has that thread disappeared?

WestyCarl

3,257 posts

125 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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Maybe I'm too relaxed but I don't mind any question ONCE, at least the staff are trying....

If after giving a fob off answer they continue to try and help that starts to grate.

garythesign

2,093 posts

88 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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LeoSayer said:
"Do you have a receipt for that"..

..when trying to leave a supermarket, followed by

"Come with me Sir"

Has that thread disappeared?
Far from it. It’s up to page 79 now and I think it could break the 100 mark

In Speed plod and the law

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

130 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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“It’s store policy”

Recently I made the mistake of going to curry’s for a new kettle instead of John Lewis


All of the staff where on their phones in a huddle in the corner, when I asked one to get me the kettle down from the over stock shelf she huffed and puffed about it then shouted across the room for a taller person to get it (shouting? How council) and then took us to that stupid upstairs TIll to pay, tried to flog me the extended warrantee on the £40 kettle for £30, then told me I would then still have to go to the normal till to have the security tag removed

I said what’s the point in that, Queuing twice, I might as well just gone to the main till in the first place

“It’s store policy”

Then when I went to the till I asked again and the silly bint on that till just said yeah we have to take the security tag off here, when I asked why, she just repeated herself.

I had forgot how st other retail shops are.

andygo

6,804 posts

255 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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gus607 said:
When some one say's good morning how are WE today. Usually on my own so why the fk ask if WE are OK today.
I always say, "I'm fine thanks, no idea about you". Seems to confuse them.

andygo

6,804 posts

255 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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xx99xx said:
In Starbucks when they ask your name for the cup.

My standard response is usually 'today I will be [insert random name]'
I always quote the name on their badge, even better if its a girl serving.

cmvtec

2,188 posts

81 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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andygo said:
xx99xx said:
In Starbucks when they ask your name for the cup.

My standard response is usually 'today I will be [insert random name]'
I always quote the name on their badge, even better if its a girl serving.
So far I've used a selection of pretentious names. Tarquin is my favourite. The girl who is usually working in my local branch now rolls her eyes as I'm there quite regularly, each time with a different name.

Mrs Cmvtec now doesn't bother coming to the counter with me and just ashamedly finds a seat.

The QA bod in me says that they have a process and they religiously follow it, even if you're the only person in the place, which for consistency, is a good thing.

The ahole in me can't resist taking the piss.

bristolracer

5,541 posts

149 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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cmvtec said:
andygo said:
xx99xx said:
In Starbucks when they ask your name for the cup.

My standard response is usually 'today I will be [insert random name]'
I always quote the name on their badge, even better if its a girl serving.
So far I've used a selection of pretentious names. Tarquin is my favourite. The girl who is usually working in my local branch now rolls her eyes as I'm there quite regularly, each time with a different name.

Mrs Cmvtec now doesn't bother coming to the counter with me and just ashamedly finds a seat.

The QA bod in me says that they have a process and they religiously follow it, even if you're the only person in the place, which for consistency, is a good thing.

The ahole in me can't resist taking the piss.
During all the tax scandals with these companies, there were lots of Mr Taxpayers, Mr Revenues and such like about.

Howard-

4,952 posts

202 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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I'll tell you what really hacks me off. When I'm queueing to pay for a few bits at the self-service checkouts. I am keeping my eye out for an empty one, and I start walking over to one when I spot that it's free. The person who is "manning" the self-service area says to me "this one's free" and points to it. No fking st, I can see that. I have eyes. I'm not completely brain-dead, unlike most of your employees. I'm walking over to the bloody thing now!

Argh. More annoying than snagging your headphone cable on something.

Not strictly a "question". Sue me.

Cotty

39,546 posts

284 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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Howard- said:

Argh. More annoying than snagging your headphone cable on something.
I am not sure there is anything more annoying that snagging your headphone cable on something.

avinalarf

6,438 posts

142 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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Some amusing anecdotes on here ...
However as a retailer one cannot win.
How many times have I read of customers justified complaints that they have not received attention from shop staff.
It is difficult to strike a balance when showing a genuine interest to be of assistance to a prospective customer..
I instruct my staff to offer a neutral "good morning" or " good afternoon" and go from there.
How one goes " from there" depends on the customer's reaction and it is quite a skill to get it right every time.
Then one might follow on by asking " may I help you".
Point is .....if you ignore the presence of a customer it may be taken as indifference.
Sales staff , however good they are, are not mind readers and therefore trying to strike that balance of showing interest and not showing indifference is not easy.

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

130 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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avinalarf said:
Some amusing anecdotes on here ...
However as a retailer one cannot win.
How many times have I read of customers justified complaints that they have not received attention from shop staff.
It is difficult to strike a balance when showing a genuine interest to be of assistance to a prospective customer..
I instruct my staff to offer a neutral "good morning" or " good afternoon" and go from there.
How one goes " from there" depends on the customer's reaction and it is quite a skill to get it right every time.
Then one might follow on by asking " may I help you".
Point is .....if you ignore the presence of a customer it may be taken as indifference.
Sales staff , however good they are, are not mind readers and therefore trying to strike that balance of showing interest and not showing indifference is not easy.
John Lewis and M&S have it done well, quick hello and let me know if you Need anything, always plenty of Staff about and always helpful and because they are decent people not mouth breathers you actually get the help you need