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Spare tyre

9,592 posts

131 months

Sunday 28th May 2023
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Gumtree:

He replies with this after 8 days

Was just after a cheap bike for my wife for this wekend



Dave2P

785 posts

181 months

Tuesday 30th May 2023
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We're all going on a summer holiday...



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/14258532...

"part-converted"!

vikingaero

10,379 posts

170 months

Tuesday 30th May 2023
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Dave2P said:
We're all going on a summer holiday...



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/14258532...

"part-converted"!
Translation:
Bought this because I thought it was a bargain for metal/glass vs. price. Realised 8-14 mpg on a good run isn't affordable. Can't park it anywhere. Can't turn it around anywhere. Ran out of money because of the acres of wood needed to convert it and miles of wiring to make it work.

JQ

5,752 posts

180 months

Tuesday 30th May 2023
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vikingaero said:
Dave2P said:
We're all going on a summer holiday...



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/14258532...

"part-converted"!
Translation:
Bought this because I thought it was a bargain for metal/glass vs. price. Realised 8-14 mpg on a good run isn't affordable. Can't park it anywhere. Can't turn it around anywhere. Ran out of money because of the acres of wood needed to convert it and miles of wiring to make it work.
That's what I don't get, where on earth do the people who do these conversions take them - you won't get in any car park and no caravan site would ever let you in.

Scrump

22,064 posts

159 months

Tuesday 30th May 2023
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JQ said:
That's what I don't get, where on earth do the people who do these conversions take them - you won't get in any car park and no caravan site would ever let you in.
Plenty of places for a bus to stop in every town.
getmecoat

The Gauge

1,920 posts

14 months

Tuesday 30th May 2023
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Came across this advert which I thought has a strange photo, girl selling her outfit and post a photo that looks like she's in the toilet with a weird looking guy stood behind her..


eltax91

9,893 posts

207 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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The Gauge said:
Came across this advert which I thought has a strange photo, girl selling her outfit and post a photo that looks like she's in the toilet with a weird looking guy stood behind her..

Mansfield’s a strange place. hehe

McMoose

98 posts

22 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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The key to selling on marketplace is setting a price just below anything similar already listed locally and then inviting the most sensible looking people first. The ability to check out potential buyers profiles is invaluable.

DavieW

754 posts

109 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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I've got 16 concrete blocks to get rid of that were under my old shed. Thinking of popping them on FB Marketplace free to collect but not sure I can be bothered with the numpties that'll contact me.

Spare tyre

9,592 posts

131 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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DavieW said:
I've got 16 concrete blocks to get rid of that were under my old shed. Thinking of popping them on FB Marketplace free to collect but not sure I can be bothered with the numpties that'll contact me.
For stuff like that I’d imagine putting it on a local village page “free xyz outside number 52 xyz, please help yourselves, I am out this afternoon, first come first served”

Then just don’t respond to requests / knocks, update once they have gone


Only problem with this is you have to let people know where you live

bimsb6

8,045 posts

222 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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Just picked up a set of 4 ceramic plant pots and a couple with chips in them FREE ! Those are worth £20 each , happy days, they can replace the ones i broke while cutting up logs oops .

Timothy Bucktu

15,246 posts

201 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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The Gauge said:
Came across this advert which I thought has a strange photo, girl selling her outfit and post a photo that looks like she's in the toilet with a weird looking guy stood behind her..

I think the idea is, you join her and bowl haircut weirdo for some 'fun'? Similar to those scantily clad girls advertising beds for sale.
...But my mind may be running away with me?

bimsb6

8,045 posts

222 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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Timothy Bucktu said:
The Gauge said:
Came across this advert which I thought has a strange photo, girl selling her outfit and post a photo that looks like she's in the toilet with a weird looking guy stood behind her..

I think the idea is, you join her and bowl haircut weirdo for some 'fun'? Similar to those scantily clad girls advertising beds for sale.
...But my mind may be running away with me?
Just wishful thinking .

Hugo Stiglitz

Original Poster:

37,163 posts

212 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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Possessive guy worried her photographing herself, wants to be in It incase incase it attracts blokes as previously someone has commented nice pic?

She likes agro nature as a faux he wants me my bloke

gareth h

3,554 posts

231 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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I’ve had a great run on marketplace recently, sold my F31 335d Beemer to a lovely local lad (following calls from half a dozen residents of Birmingham all offering half what it was advertised for).
A set of race dampers for a CSR Caterham to a lad oop North who had a leaky one and needed them for a trackday that weekend.
Oh, and managed to buy an Aero B6 flying jacket at a very reasonable price, but I’m too fat to wear itsmile !

Garett

1,626 posts

193 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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I've bought and sold quite a bit, 2 of the most amusing stories are...

Selling an IKEA wardrobe, I had already dismantled it and made it flat pack again. A young lad turns up from an hour away in a Fiat Punto, I laughed and said you'll never fit that in there. Turns out he worked for a local charity and was collecting it for less fortunate folk, it was his own car and said he does it all the time. Anyway he folds the front seat down and lays one edge on the dash as far as it would go, touching the windscreen and once we'd loaded it up the boot just closed, it was a perfect fit. I was so impressed and as I was only asking £20 I let him have it for free.

The other one was during lockdown doing some garden renovations and there was around a ton of pea gravel to get rid of so I offered it up for free. The same day someone turns up from the other side of Leeds around 50 minutes away in a Citroen Picasso and starts loading up. I left him to it with social distancing etc and when I checked to see how he was getting on he'd pretty much taken the lot! It was in the boot, in the passenger footwells, bags of it everywhere he could fit it! His car was so badly overloaded I was concerned he was going to cause some horrific accident on the M62. As English was not his first language I had to try to explain to him it was a bad idea and he begrudgingly left a few bags behind. Still it was badly overloaded and would most likely get a pull if any police or highways saw it, but at least I'd tried to reason with him so my conscience was slightly clearer. It was quite funny watching him driving away down the road scraping the floor over the speed bumps, crazy guy.

Niponeoff

2,111 posts

28 months

Thursday 1st June 2023
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JQ said:
vikingaero said:
Dave2P said:
We're all going on a summer holiday...



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/14258532...

"part-converted"!
Translation:
Bought this because I thought it was a bargain for metal/glass vs. price. Realised 8-14 mpg on a good run isn't affordable. Can't park it anywhere. Can't turn it around anywhere. Ran out of money because of the acres of wood needed to convert it and miles of wiring to make it work.
That's what I don't get, where on earth do the people who do these conversions take them - you won't get in any car park and no caravan site would ever let you in.
Looks lt's full of old junk from a house clearance.

couzens

517 posts

143 months

Friday 2nd June 2023
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How do people sell cars with an advert like this?

3 pictures total, 2 with a child in, which I presume isn't part of the sale.

And a discription that tells you absolutely nothing apart from it comes with a full service history, perhaps.

No mileage, no interior pictures.

biglaugh


Spare tyre

9,592 posts

131 months

Friday 2nd June 2023
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couzens said:


How do people sell cars with an advert like this?

3 pictures total, 2 with a child in, which I presume isn't part of the sale.

And a discription that tells you absolutely nothing apart from it comes with a full service history, perhaps.

No mileage, no interior pictures.

biglaugh
It because they are too lazy to go outside and take more

That will be the day they got the car or similar

If they are too lazy to get proper pics,they are probably too lazy to investigate that burning smell, that grinding noise etc

I usually avoid people like this, although you can sometimes get a great bargain

Berg Childs pedal carts for example

A lazy chav might be selling one as “kid car”, hasn’t done their research and don’t know what they have

LosingGrip

7,822 posts

160 months

Friday 2nd June 2023
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fk me, trying to sell an iPhone is a nightmare! Eight messages and all scams...

I'm tempted to just sell it to CEX or something.

Last time I sold a phone I had no issues at all.