Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

[davhill]

Cotty said:

Workers at insurance market Lloyd's of London have been told to behave during the Christmas party season.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50684845

Oh do fk off

If someone decides to be a dick, will he be incarcerated in a penile colony?

Or just called a Lutine Bell end?

[FourWheelDrift]

Standing in a queue and you get a heavy breather behind you.

[nonsequitur]

FourWheelDrift said:

Standing in a queue and you get a heavy breather behind you.

As long as they are only breathing.

[cookmysock]

Happy Holidays. Grrr. fk off 10 times over with that unnecessary and offensive PC crap.

I will deliberately wish the dick who said it Merry Christmas.

Edited by cookmysock on Saturday 7th December 14:46

[Drihump Trolomite]

cookmysock said:

Happy Holidays. Grrr. fk off 10 times over with that unnecessary and offensive PC crap.

I will deliberately wish the dick who said it Merry Christmas.

Edited by cookmysock on Saturday 7th December 14:46

Work is full of Tamils, they dont celebrate it but they wish all us pale faces a merry Christmas. I say it back, they dont mind

[droopsnoot]

My mate's sat-nav annoyed me today. I went with him to deliver some stuff to a customer, I stuck their postcode in the built-in satnav in his Ford Edge, and it took us to the door. On leaving, I chose "town centre", put in "Newport", it gave me a list of five, and I selected "Newport (England)". We were just outside Newport, Shropshire at the time, and down some fairly complex lanes. After a short time it became apparent it was going in a strange direction, and it turns out after some experimentation that "Newport (England)" is actually on the south coast (ETA - no it's not, it's on the Isle of Wight). As it only offers five options, which are the one I chose, Newport (Wales), Newport on Tay and a couple of others, I still don't know how to select the one we actually wanted. All I wanted to do was get directions out of the complicated lanes - as soon as we're on the main road, he knows the way.

Doesn't help when you're trying to show someone who prefers a map how useful sat-navs can be.

Edited by droopsnoot on Saturday 7th December 19:32

[Morningside]

Those people on FaceBook who think it's so funny to post Only xxxxx sleeps** until Christmas.

**sleeps annoys me as well

[nonsequitur]

Morningside said:

Those people on FaceBook who think it's so funny to post Only xxxxx sleeps** until Christmas.

**sleeps annoys me as well

Not so great for insomniacs.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

nonsequitur said:

Not so great for insomniacs.

Only 3 sleeps till Christmas.

[Drihump Trolomite]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

nonsequitur said:

Not so great for insomniacs.

Only 3 sleeps till Christmas.

brilliant!!

[MartG]

Morningside said:

Those people on FaceBook who think it's so funny to post Only xxxxx sleeps** until Christmas.

**sleeps annoys me as well

If you wake up during the night, does it then count as two sleeps ?

What about naps ?

[Langweilig]

Morningside said:

Those people on FaceBook who think it's so funny to post Only xxxxx sleeps** until Christmas.

**sleeps annoys me as well

Given the amount of times I doze off after dinner, Christmas is over.

[talksthetorque]

Dropped the OH off in Town, she was late as
A) Three top and two shoe changes to go to a gig.
B) The four way traffic lights in the next village and nobody thinking to restrict the parking of cars in any direction meaning gridlock.
So I decide I'll go the other way back home.
But three hundred yards shoort of my village, accident and road closed.
I only just made it in time for a pint with a mate that I hadn't seen for almost a fortnight.

[nonsequitur]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

nonsequitur said:

Not so great for insomniacs.

Only 3 sleeps till Christmas.

[The Mad Monk]

nonsequitur said:

[cuprabob]

nonsequitur said:

Morningside said:

Those people on FaceBook who think it's so funny to post Only xxxxx sleeps** until Christmas.

**sleeps annoys me as well

Not so great for insomniacs.

Although your posts are

• apologies, couldn't resist

[glenrobbo]

All this electioneering rubbish constantly being shoved through our door.
I get at least 3 brands of this crap, each one slagging off the others.
It's like "Vote for us lot: we are by far the best st-slingers and solemnly swear that if you vote for us, you'll be in even deeper st than you are now."

I cannot see one redeeming feature in any of the candidates.
Not a single one.
Surely there ought to be a better choice?



However,, I would happily give my vote to any candidate who would undertake to get rid of all these stupid, dangerous, environmentally damaging, harmful, ambulance-delaying, exhaust, suspension and steering damaging, water-damming, noise polluting, fuel consuming, hazardous and deadly fking speed humps.

Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 8th December 10:56

[cuprabob]

glenrobbo said:

All this electioneering rubbish constantly being shoved through our

Totally agree and what a waste of money. We all know, come Friday morning nothing is going change

[nonsequitur]

cuprabob said:

nonsequitur said:

Morningside said:

Those people on FaceBook who think it's so funny to post Only xxxxx sleeps** until Christmas.

**sleeps annoys me as well

Not so great for insomniacs.

Although your posts are

• apologies, couldn't resist

Don't worry, I won't lose any sleep over it.

[cuprabob]

nonsequitur said:

Don't worry, I won't lose any sleep over it.