Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

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Jim the Sunderer

3,239 posts

183 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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This Christmas tat that sells on brand recognition to fool out of touch grandparents.


In 2019 little Timmy does not want a fking Beano annual.

Edited by Jim the Sunderer on Saturday 30th November 17:24

Clockwork Cupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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DoubleD said:
Ha ha. Well its a good play on words.
As puns go, it is hard to beet. silly

cuprabob

14,677 posts

215 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Jim the Sunderer said:
This Christmas tat that sells on brand recognition to fool out of touch grandparents.


In 2019 little Timmy does not want a fking Beano annual.

Edited by Jim the Sunderer on Saturday 30th November 17:24
Indeed, he wants a "Broons" annual smile

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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DoubleD said:
I also sometimes use Amazon Prime, I think its rather good. Very quick and very cheap.
Ditto, especially when you live way out in the sticks. My current need (pun intended) is for a load of 15amp blade fuses; I know I can get them tomorrow without having to wait until I have enough stuff I need to buy to warrant the 20-mile round trip to my nearest Halfords where they will be far more expensive and/or only sold in mixed lots. I do wonder how sustainable it is though, having their vans trundling around for tiny deliveries like that.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

82 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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People who think Cheryl Baker was hotter than Jay Aston in Bucks Fizz' heyday.

Even now Aston is hotter than Baker ever was.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

82 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Also.... The line "Evil Darth Vader, he's been banished to Mars" Well Sarah Brightman, Star Wars was set in a galaxy far far away, so even with hyperdrive and all that gubbins, there's no way anyone is being sent to another galaxy to live out their days.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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SCEtoAUX said:
Also.... The line "Evil Darth Vader, he's been banished to Mars" Well Sarah Brightman, Star Wars was set in a galaxy far far away, so even with hyperdrive and all that gubbins, there's no way anyone is being sent to another galaxy to live out their days.
Yeah, but if Sarah Brightman had been in Bucks Fizz instead of Cheryl Baker, would Jay Aston still have been your favourite?

Clockwork Cupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Lily the Pink said:
I do wonder how sustainable it is though, having their vans trundling around for tiny deliveries like that.
They tend to use freelancers for some deliveries. I've had evening deliveries where the tracker software has shown "1 more stop" all the way from Theale to me, and when it arrived it was a guy in a private car. When I mentioned it to him, he said it was on his way home which was why he picked up that delivery.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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SCEtoAUX said:
Also.... The line "Evil Darth Vader, he's been banished to Mars" Well Sarah Brightman, Star Wars was set in a galaxy far far away, so even with hyperdrive and all that gubbins, there's no way anyone is being sent to another galaxy to live out their days.
But it was also a long time ago, so he could have reached Mars about now.

Sheets Tabuer

18,988 posts

216 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Mince pies. stop offering me the fecking things, they taste like arse.

Johnspex

4,343 posts

185 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Mince pies. stop offering me the fecking things, they taste like arse.
Well now all of us who didn't know what arse tastes like can rely rely on your experience of arse and rest easy in the knowledge that it tastes like mince pies. I never wondered what arse tastes like by the way. I left that sort of thing to those who were interested. Good to know though.

Hackney

6,853 posts

209 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Jader1973 said:
DoubleD said:
There is a lot of science to a shop layout, they plan very carefully where items are placed, they know that putting an item in a certain place is more likely to make you buy it, even if you didnt think you wanted it.
I had it all explained to me many years ago when I was restocking the Presto (remember them?) I worked in after it was refitted. All to do with things being in eye line etc.

It is also the reason the milk is right at the back of every Australian supermarket I've been in.
There’s a lot of science to it. Sadly the distance between the people doing the science, the people paying for it (manufacturers) and the store is light years.

Milk’s at the back because everyone buys it and they want you to walk as much of the store as possible.

DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Hackney said:
Jader1973 said:
DoubleD said:
There is a lot of science to a shop layout, they plan very carefully where items are placed, they know that putting an item in a certain place is more likely to make you buy it, even if you didnt think you wanted it.
I had it all explained to me many years ago when I was restocking the Presto (remember them?) I worked in after it was refitted. All to do with things being in eye line etc.

It is also the reason the milk is right at the back of every Australian supermarket I've been in.
There’s a lot of science to it. Sadly the distance between the people doing the science, the people paying for it (manufacturers) and the store is light years.

Milk’s at the back because everyone buys it and they want you to walk as much of the store as possible.
Sounds sensible putting the milk at the back.

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Hackney said:
There’s a lot of science to it. Sadly the distance between the people doing the science, the people paying for it (manufacturers) and the store is light years.

Milk’s at the back because everyone buys it and they want you to walk as much of the store as possible.
Not in my nearest Lidl. The booze is all right at the back. Same reasoning, different customer base perhaps.

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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SCEtoAUX said:
People who think Cheryl Baker was hotter than Jay Aston in Bucks Fizz' heyday.

Even now Aston is hotter than Baker ever was.
Hmmm?

Cheryl was always the 'fun' one, whereas Jay often wore an expression akin to a slapped arse. Then there was "that dress" for Land Of Make Believe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPv2szNsg8U ...and the fact that Cheryl is 7 years older than Jay. At 65 she's looking pretty damned good to be fair.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Lily the Pink said:
Hackney said:
There’s a lot of science to it. Sadly the distance between the people doing the science, the people paying for it (manufacturers) and the store is light years.

Milk’s at the back because everyone buys it and they want you to walk as much of the store as possible.
Not in my nearest Lidl. The booze is all right at the back. Same reasoning, different customer base perhaps.
Really? Booze is last thing before the checkouts in every Lidl (and Aldi) I've seen. And milk is the at the furthest end of the refrigeration run, i.e. you walk past all the other chilled foods before reaching milk.

One thing which Lidl has adopted contrary to traditional, British supermarkets, is having the bakery first. Typically, in-store bakeries were in the back corner of the store - again to make people walk the entire store to reach a daily commodity. In many stores, the bakery oven vents were run all the way to the front door though, giving customers a 'sniff trail' of freshly baked bread hehe

ChevyChase77

1,079 posts

59 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Bloody pubs filled with amateurs this time of year. And yes we know you're out because you've told the whole world on Facebook and uploaded a million pictures.

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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SCEtoAUX said:
People who think Cheryl Baker was hotter than Jay Aston in Bucks Fizz' heyday.

Even now Aston is hotter than Baker ever was.
+1 YES PLEASE

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Hackney said:
There’s a lot of science to it. Sadly the distance between the people doing the science, the people paying for it (manufacturers) and the store is light years.

Milk’s at the back because everyone buys it and they want you to walk as much of the store as possible.
My local Tesco, failed. Milk is near to the entrance and is clearly visible upon entering. (If the flowers wern't in the way).

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

82 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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V8mate said:
Yeah, but if Sarah Brightman had been in Bucks Fizz instead of Cheryl Baker, would Jay Aston still have been your favourite?
Yep.

Aston = filth
Baker = mum
Brightman = batst crazy

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