Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

[V8mate]

It'd be nice to think, as we enter this period of love, compassion and goodwill to all men, that this thread will fall silent for a couple of days.

Who else thinks that it'll actually see the year's peak activity over the 25th and 26th?

[Dr Jekyll]

V8mate said:

It'd be nice to think, as we enter this period of love, compassion and goodwill to all men, that this thread will fall silent for a couple of days.

Who else thinks that it'll actually see the year's peak activity over the 25th and 26th?

There's not really much else to do on the 25th, everything is shut.

[talksthetorque]

V8mate said:

It'd be nice to think, as we enter this period of love, compassion and goodwill to all men, that this thread will fall silent for a couple of days.

Who else thinks that it'll actually see the year's peak activity over the 25th and 26th?

We can play Christmas predictable post Bingo.
Sit here with the thread live updating like you're watching Jeff Stelling on a Saturday afternoon, with a glass and your favourite bottle to hand.
You have to finsih your drink every time someone posts any of the following words or phrases

"selfish"
"thoughtless"
"ungrateful"
"dining chairs"
"crap televison"
"socks"
"Parking on the grass"
"I don't even play golf"
"burnt"
"dry turkey"
"dishwasher"
we could start now with
"How the fk are you meant to wrap a....."

[nonsequitur]

talksthetorque said:

We can play Christmas predictable post Bingo.
Sit here with the thread live updating like you're watching Jeff Stelling on a Saturday afternoon, with a glass and your favourite bottle to hand.
You have to finsih your drink every time someone posts any of the following words or phrases

"selfish"
"thoughtless"
"ungrateful"
"dining chairs"
"crap televison"
"socks"
"Parking on the grass"
"I don't even play golf"
"burnt"
"dry turkey"
"dishwasher"
we could start now with
"How the fk are you meant to wrap a....."

Your poetry needs some work.

[Sheets Tabuer]

1) Having to pay child support until they are 20 when in further education
2) Finding out your child left further education 2 years ago.
3) Your ex not telling you your child left further education so you keep paying child support
4) Your ex insisting you still have to pay child support because she read somewhere that you have to pay until they are 20.
5) Exs

[Drihump Trolomite]

Sheets Tabuer said:

1) Having to pay child support until they are 20 when in further education
2) Finding out your child left further education 2 years ago.
3) Your ex not telling you your child left further education so you keep paying child support
4) Your ex insisting you still have to pay child support because she read somewhere that you have to pay until they are 20.
5) Exs

True, true

Go and chase her for the money she has stolen

[DoubleD]

[redacted]

[captain_cynic]

talksthetorque said:

V8mate said:

It'd be nice to think, as we enter this period of love, compassion and goodwill to all men, that this thread will fall silent for a couple of days.

Who else thinks that it'll actually see the year's peak activity over the 25th and 26th?

We can play Christmas predictable post Bingo.
Sit here with the thread live updating like you're watching Jeff Stelling on a Saturday afternoon, with a glass and your favourite bottle to hand.
You have to finsih your drink every time someone posts any of the following words or phrases

"selfish"
"thoughtless"
"ungrateful"
"dining chairs"
"crap televison"
"socks"
"Parking on the grass"
"I don't even play golf"
"burnt"
"dry turkey"
"dishwasher"
we could start now with
"How the fk are you meant to wrap a....."

How many shots do I need to do when "You've ruined Christmas" is shouted at me?

[DoubleD]

[redacted]

[V8mate]

captain_cynic said:

How many shots do I need to do when "You've ruined Christmas" is shouted at me?

One, slow, satisfying one.

[nonsequitur]

[redacted]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

[redacted]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

[redacted]

[GAjon]

The fking st faced mother fking tt head arse wipe who decided to stick the fking stickers on a fking foil baking tray, stating it’s a fking foil baking tray, with bleedin bd fking tting industrial grade adhesive!

The cock sucking, mother fking, scrotum sucking, knob headed needs destroying , cutting up into pieces and fking killed dead!

Bastid

[paua]

^^^ Don't hold back, tell us what you really think.

[glenrobbo]

GAjon said:

The fking st faced mother fking tt head arse wipe who decided to stick the fking stickers on a fking foil baking tray, stating it’s a fking foil baking tray, with bleedin bd fking tting industrial grade adhesive!

The cock sucking, mother fking, scrotum sucking, knob headed needs destroying , cutting up into pieces and fking killed dead!

Bastid

...and it's tidings of co-om-fort and joy, comfort and joy;
And it's ti-i-idings of co-om-fort and joy.

[V8mate]

GAjon said:

The fking st faced mother fking tt head arse wipe who decided to stick the fking stickers on a fking foil baking tray, stating it’s a fking foil baking tray, with bleedin bd fking tting industrial grade adhesive!

The cock sucking, mother fking, scrotum sucking, knob headed needs destroying , cutting up into pieces and fking killed dead!

Bastid

Just line the foil baking tray with some aluminium foil

[Drihump Trolomite]

V8mate said:

GAjon said:

The fking st faced mother fking tt head arse wipe who decided to stick the fking stickers on a fking foil baking tray, stating it’s a fking foil baking tray, with bleedin bd fking tting industrial grade adhesive!

The cock sucking, mother fking, scrotum sucking, knob headed needs destroying , cutting up into pieces and fking killed dead!

Bastid

Just line the foil baking tray with some aluminium foil

[talksthetorque]

GAjon said:

The fking st faced mother fking tt head arse wipe who decided to stick the fking stickers on a fking foil baking tray, stating it’s a fking foil baking tray, with bleedin bd fking tting industrial grade adhesive!

The cock sucking, mother fking, scrotum sucking, knob headed needs destroying , cutting up into pieces and fking killed dead!

Bastid

I think the threshold has indeed been met with regard to ‘annoyed beyond reason’ here.

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

In fairness, inappropriately tough to remove stickers make my teeth itch too, especially when some slide off like an ice hockey puck.

Merry Christmas all.