Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

[DoubleD]

Cotty said:

Big-Bo-Beep said:

Cotty said:

Happened again today in the pub. Standing at a table and everyone passing, brushed past me. Happens at the station when I have a bag over my shoulder, everyone will brush the bag as they pass.

well, you could put the bag on the floor, then the "problem" of your selfish habit of
increasing the space you take up in a crowded public area would disappear.

So they brush past me not the bag, great alternative NOT. Its a slim rucksack with an umbrella and over ear headphones in it, it does not take up huge amount of space.

I wasn't wearing the bag in the pub, still everyone brushed past me.

People only ever brush past me when im in a really busy cramped place, it never happens in other places.

[21st Century Man]

Perhaps you're just really attractive?

[popeyewhite]

Cotty said:

I wasn't wearing the bag in the pub, still everyone brushed past me.

Animal magnetism?


ETA 21 and I think alike!

[GOATever]

21st Century Man said:

Perhaps you're just really attractive?

Thats always my excuse, especially after copping a feel.

[V8mate]

DoubleD said:

People only ever brush past me when im in a really busy cramped place, it never happens in other places.

Even chuggers give me a wide berth. A moment of eye contact usually has them turning away/stepping into the gutter

[fatboy18]

Getting really irritated by the BT advert over and over again and that tune that sounds like it was made by the Clangers

[silverfoxcc]

Any TV prog where the presenters gush like fountains as thet have

Been given EXCLUSIVE access

had SPECIAL permission

ALLOWED to go where the public can't

Who gives a flying Fuk

Even the most brain dead viewer will know that there are hundreds of places like this and will accept irt without these neds getting their knoicker wet in anticipation

[AlexC1981]

Absolutely bucketing outside and really windy, and I've just realised I've left the bacon that was to be this morning's breakfast at my mum's house.

[RizzoTheRat]

Apps having stupid names!

Got a new phone SIM and the provider, KPN, have an app to manage it, which is called "MijnKPN" on the google store. However after failing to find it in my list of apps under either K or M, I eventually discovered its installed as "Prepaid"

[nonsequitur]

AlexC1981 said:

Absolutely bucketing outside and really windy, and I've just realised I've left the bacon that was to be this morning's breakfast at my mum's house.

A very rashernal reaction in the circumstances.

Edited by nonsequitur on Sunday 16th February 10:02

[Langweilig]

AlexC1981 said:

Absolutely bucketing outside and really windy, and I've just realised I've left the bacon that was to be this morning's breakfast at my mum's house.

So, you didn't bring home the bacon?

[GOATever]

People trying to ‘correct’ a post on the internet super web but lacking the actual experience / expertise to comment properly, so ‘googling’ it and getting it wrong, but posting it anyway, really grips the merde. Same as when someone mis applies a generic bit of info ( usually garnered with piss weak Google fu) , to a specific problem, to which that info really doesn’t fit, that’s web thrush right there. Google is useful, so is Wikipedia, but you really need to be able to filter the info to keep it subject specific / relevant before you disseminate it. Grrr grrrrr grrrrrrrr >bangs fist on table< grrrrrr. I remember when all this was fields.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

GOATever said:

People trying to ‘correct’ a post on the internet super web but lacking the actual experience / expertise to comment properly, so ‘googling’ it and getting it wrong, but posting it anyway, really grips the merde. Same as when someone mis applies a generic bit of info ( usually garnered with piss weak Google fu) , to a specific problem, to which that info really doesn’t fit, that’s web thrush right there. Google is useful, so is Wikipedia, but you really need to be able to filter the info to keep it subject specific / relevant before you disseminate it. Grrr grrrrr grrrrrrrr >bangs fist on table< grrrrrr. I remember when all this was fields.

Have you been drinking?

[GOATever]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

Have you been drinking?

Smoking crack and spice, Sunday fun day

[TommoAE86]

fking H&S tts, my recent encounter involves one spouting their holier than thou st about protecting their "colleagues" all the while causing higher risk for a great many other people. But that doesn't matter because their "arena" is now safe... fking bunch of useless charlatan's.

[talksthetorque]

Downsides :
Repeat of "fking"
too short
Upsides :
Poor punctuation indicating level of rage reached by OP
Incoherence good, as cannot ascertain what has actually happened.

A solid 6 from me.

[TommoAE86]

I am particularly angry about this, does the below make more sense to you?

A health & safety representative recently caused a change in business process due to being a sissy. The result of them being a sissy they enforced a course of action upon the rest of the business which caused a high level of risk of injury/accident on various 3rd parties - much higher than the original problem.

They then displayed a level of petty griping by pointing out that I should care about people when really what they are saying is it doesn't matter to them that other people could be caused harm by their actions because they have fulfilled their role of being a sissy and protected their sphere of influence.

I think they should a go and take a running jump and let people get on with it, that won't happen because jumping has far too many potential risks and a meeting should be called with clipboards and alot of humming.

[NoVetec]

The phrases 'direct correlation' and 'proven links'.

[SlimJim16v]

Starting a thread asking where to find used parts online. Are people so fking stupid and/or ignorant that they've never heard of, or thought about using ebay?

[21st Century Man]

Crockery that oscillates when put away.